Eating halberd: This world is a bit weird

Early the next morning, Xiao Hao slept on his back on the bed.

I saw that his face was lewd and silvery, and the peerless sword he wore with him was even more pointed at the sky.

As you can imagine, he is dreaming of love actions that he knows everything.

And still whispering in dreams, from time to time there is a “hehe” laugh.

After listening carefully, you will find that there are quite a few people in his whisper.

“Hehe, Erina, I’m coming.”

“Alice, come, give Grandpa a smile, hehe.”

“Xiaohui, my Xiaohui, hehe.”

“Meat charm sauce, hehe, I’m here to eat ‘meat’.”

At this moment, a mobile phone ringing sounded, which made Xiao Hao frown in his sleep.

“Depend, let no one sleep, I’m practicing with my wives.”

Angrily picked up the mobile phone, saw the strange number on it, and hung up instantly.

“Damn, it must be another sales pitch or scam call disturbing my rest.”

“Hey, wives, I’m coming.”

But Xiao Hao found that he couldn’t sleep, and he was getting more and more energetic.

“Depend, if you let me know who is calling, I will let him know what is called chrysanthemum residue, full of wounds.”

I got up on the bed, looked at the somewhat strange room, and was stunned for a moment.

“Oh, by the way, I crossed.”

“The number I just did yesterday was targeted? And it started early in the morning? ”

“The sales or scams of the halberd world are also too dedicated.”

At this moment, the mobile phone rang again, it was still an unfamiliar number, I don’t know if it was the one just now, after all, he didn’t look closely.

Picked up the mobile phone and pressed the answer button, “Don’t buy a house, don’t buy a car, don’t buy insurance, don’t do financial management, are terminally ill, owe millions…”

As he continued to speak, a weak and gentle female voice came from the opposite side, interrupting his gushing.

“Nei, are you Mr. Xiao Hao? I’m sorry to bother you so early, but I still have to say that I’m not a salesman, nor a scam. ”

“I called you after I saw the information about your apartment on the Internet and wanted to rent a house.”

Hearing the other party’s soft voice, Xiao Hao was like drinking a bottle of iced fat house happy water in three volts, and the anger instantly dissipated, and his body was transparent and refreshing.

Even the voice that spoke became gentle unconsciously.

“Rent? Yes, but are you in any hurry? Looking for a house so early? ”

“I… The house I live in now expired the other day, and the landlord wants to live on his own, so he can’t renew the lease. ”

“So I’ve been looking for it these days, but I just can’t find it, today is the last day the landlord gave me, and she’s moving in tomorrow.”

“So, if I can’t find a house today, I’m going to be sleeping on the streets.”

As he spoke, his voice became a little choked.

“Okay, you slow down your emotions first, don’t worry, I have quite a lot of houses here.”

“There is an address on the Internet, you can come over to see if it is satisfactory, contact me when you arrive, and I will go out to pick you up.”

“Ahhh… Oh… Okay, I’ll get over it. “Obviously, the other party is in a hurry.

“Don’t worry, pay attention to safety and there are many houses.”

“Sorry to make you laugh.”

“It’s okay, contact me when you arrive, that’s it, I’ll wait for you.”

“Well, I’ll see you later, Mr. Xiao Hao.”

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Hao couldn’t help but fantasize about the owner of the voice.

“With such a gentle and gentle voice, it must be a beauty, and it is absolutely impossible to kill with a voice.”

“No, you have to make a good impression on beautiful women.”

Saying that, he ran into the bathroom, and after a while, there was a singing voice inside.

“I love bathing, good skin, Ah-OhAh-Oh, put on a shower cap, sing and dance, Ah-OhAh-Oh, mermaids want to run away”

“Wash up and down, rub left and knead right, shake hands again when you have time, wash up and wash, rub left and rub right, sit well in my bathtub”

”

Purr-la

Not long after, Xiao Hao appeared in the bedroom naked.

“I lean, I forgot to buy clothes yesterday, do I have to wear this one?”

“No, this set just yesterday, there is already a strange smell, what can I do?”

“Oh, by the way, I still have the system.”

System, Open Panel

The system panel appeared in front of Xiao Hao’s eyes, looking at the extra 1 behind the day sign, he prayed silently in his heart.

“Check in”

[Ding, congratulations to the host for successful check-in and rewards: 5,000 money, 2 cabbages, 5 pounds of rape, a box of Fuji apples, a set of casual clothes (including underwear), a pair of donkey board casual shoes].

After seeing the young man’s reward, Xiao Hao’s figure gradually turned gray.

After seeing the last two rewards, it was instantly revived with full blood.

“System, I love you, I love tiger oil, … What. ”

[…… The system doesn’t understand what the host is saying].

“It’s okay, it’s okay, haha, but why does it feel a little cold?”

Then he looked at his whole body, naked.

“……”

Quickly changed his clothes and came to the mirror, a well-tailored black casual clothes set off the already sunny and handsome Xiao Hao more handsome, and also added a mature charm.

“Oh, who is this handsome young man who sees people love, flowers see flowers, and looks like Pan’an?”

“This is not the handsome and dashing Master Xiao Hao!”

“That’s right, it’s me!”

“How can I be so good-looking, what should I do if I look so good.”

[…… Host, you dropped something].

“What, what did I drop?” I looked left and right and didn’t find anything.

[…… cheeky]

“Who do you say is cheeky, I’m telling the truth.”

[……]

At this moment, Xiao Hao’s mobile phone rang.

“Coming, coming, beautiful tenants are coming, haha”

After stabilizing his emotions, he answered the phone, and Xiao Hao’s familiar voice came from the phone.

“Hey, Mr. Xiao Hao? It’s the Oriental Apartment, I’m here. ”

“Okay, I’ll pick you up.”

After hanging up the phone, he quickly ran out.

Came to the gate, took a sigh of relief, brushed his hair that was not messy, straightened his clothes, and opened the gate.

After seeing the person outside the door, Xiao Hao was stunned in place, his eyes staring directly at the face of the person who came.

The person who came was about 20 years old, and his chocolate-like skin made him look strangely beautiful.

The waist-length silver-pink hair and silver eyebrows form a strong color difference hedge with the skin tone, giving people a strong visual impact and making it very attractive.

Her melon-like face with blue-green eyes, a straight nose, and pink lips make her face extremely handsome.

Wearing a black neck sweater on the upper body, blue and white jeans on the lower body, a pair of pure whiteboard shoes on her feet, and a pink suitcase around it, she exudes the vitality of a girl in her maturity.

However, the most attractive thing about the woman in front of her is the pair of big J model car lights that want to break free from the shackles of the lampshade, show their domineering, and let the world worship.

Unfortunately, its rebellion was soon suppressed by a soft and tight ornate lampshade, invalidating its rebellion.

With the embellishment of large J-shaped headlights, the woman in front of her reveals a different kind of temptation.

If the full score is 100 points, the woman should have a score of 96, and with the blessing of the headlights, she can reach a high score of 99, and the 1 point is afraid of the pride of the headlights.

At this moment, the beauty in front of him also noticed Xiao Hao’s abnormality, and her face turned red when she was stared at by him, and she was shy with joy.

After all, Xiao Hao’s handsomeness is one of the few in this world, and being able to attract the attention of such a handsome man is enough to prove his charm.

But I always feel uncomfortable being stared at like this.

“That… That one… Mr. Xiao Hao? ”

“Mr. Xiao Hao? Mr. Xiao Hao! ”

“Huh? … Yes! … Oh, you’re here to rent, right? I am Xiao Hao, the owner of this apartment. ”

Saying that, he stretched out his right hand with a smile.

The woman in front of her also smiled and stretched out her right hand and held it in Xiao Hao’s hand.

“Hello, Mr. Xiao Hao, I’m here to rent, my name is Annette.” The beauty said.

“Ann… Annette!!! ”

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