Eight-year-old me, take leave of absence to return to the village to preside over the wedding!

Chapter 0066 Clever head melon, all used to pit people!!

Du Xiaomei heard that the little lady also found her a book to read.

Suddenly my head is getting bigger!

Boy! People like her who are sleepy when they read books.

Universities are all scumbags with several subjects.

I can’t understand this, so why don’t you let her read a book?

It’s worse than killing her!

“Taiye, you can just call me a few hands when you go back.”

“Forget about this reading! I’m dizzy! ”

And the netizens in the live broadcast room also laughed when they heard this conversation!

[Hahaha! Let the old woman learn martial arts, then it will be even more impossible to marry! 】

[Good guy! Is this to train to become King Kong Barbie? That’s not fun! 】

[Laugh me to death! ] Originally practiced on A? Let’s leave a soft bite for your child]

[Nima is so showy! ] It’s just Wang Ba checking out, the shark can’t hold back! Hahaha]

Water friends began to work in the live broadcast room one by one!

And Chen Mo and the two chatted and strolled.

I also walked to the ancient town stone alley in the town.

The market and the ancient town are originally connected.

Due to the large number of water systems in the south.

It used to be a large water hub town.

Later, a highway was built next to it, and a concrete road was opened to the village.

Coupled with the increasing degradation of local water transport.

The old town has also gradually lost its former busyness.

Later, it was rebuilt into a series of cultural streets.

Selling antique calligraphy and paintings and handmade souvenirs.

There is everything to open a milk tea shop and restaurant.

Now it is the kind of thrift market shopping street that every city has.

In fact, it is an antique market, not only people sell antiques.

It also includes a wide range of crafts and artworks.

What jade ancient money scroll album.

Ceramic seal, play bead string.

There are also old books, rare books, gold, silver and bronze utensils.

And Du Xiaomei also found a shop passing by at this time.

A sign with the words of a century-old shop hangs at the door.

At a glance, all the words and paintings sold inside are folding fans.

Du Xiaomei was also interested all of a sudden.

When I came to Jiangzhou, I wanted to go in and buy some souvenirs.

This time, I can also buy some back by the way.

The owner is one with glasses.

Old old man with a goatee.

As soon as I saw these two people come in, I didn’t care too much when I saw this dress.

I just thought it was an ordinary customer.

A thrift market like this whole street.

26 Compared to the incomparably noisy outside.

This market’s famous calligraphy and painting shop, Minamoto Myosai, can be said to have dropped needles.

The little girl looked east and west inside.

Chen Mo, on the other hand, was standing in front of a delicate rosewood table.

Looking at the scrolled ancient painting on the table, there was silence for a long time.

A thoughtful look appeared on his face.

This is a landscape figure painting colored on paper.

The inscription above is called “Cold Mountain Stone Scene”.

The whole painting is finely painted and very intentional.

Close-up and far-range landscape characters, all have some craftsmanship.

In particular, the figures in the painting, the shepherd boy grazing, the old man who catches the fish, the woodcutter who chops firewood, the merchant who picks up the burden, and the Taoist who goes up the mountain to visit friends.

It’s all lifelike on the drawing paper.

Moreover, the mountain breeze blows through the drizzle, and the characters seem to break out at any time.

Among the several distant mountains in the distance, another Taoist temple with a flying cornice looms.

The auspicious clouds are full of mystery, which makes this painting suddenly a little mysterious.

Two verses of poetry are also inscribed in the upper right corner of the painting.

The green breeze blows on the top of Dream Immortal Mountain, looking back at the moon outside the sky.

But there is no seal, and there is no payment.

It is a typical ancient anonymous painting.

But the store is listed for 80,000! And it is also said that it is the real work of Tang Yin in the Ming Dynasty?

Chen Mo first picked up the drawing paper and sniffed, and then gently snatched it.

After a moment of contemplation, I already have a judgment on this painting.

“Boss, this painting of your house.”

“Doesn’t it look like Tang Yin’s handwriting?”

The shopkeeper, who was originally silent on the sidelines, was stunned when he heard this!

Hey! Where’s the little brat? Come and smash the shop in the broad daylight?

He also frowned at this time and said: “Little friend, why is there no education? ”

“Come in and say I’m not doing this painting right?”

“Well, what’s wrong again?”

Seeing that Chen Mo did not answer immediately.

The old man continued to say in a loud voice: “I am open here to do business, Tong Wu is not deceived!” ”

“Aren’t you smashing my signboard when you talk like that?”

At this moment, even the little sister was stunned when she heard this!

I’ll go! The little grandpa came up and said that people’s things are fakes?

Although this old man had an indifferent expression, what he said was reasonable.

But Chen Mo’s clear star eyes clearly showed a bit of dissatisfaction.

“It’s just my personal feeling that your painting is a bit antique traces.”

“If it gets in the way of your business, don’t say it.”

This tone seems to mock the shopkeeper.

What is the reason why you fool people with fakes?

Xiaoye, it’s good that I didn’t spray directly!

“Yo huh! Then you can talk specifically about it then! ”

“What if I don’t know what’s wrong with this painting?”

“I can’t sleep well!”

The old man saw that this kid was actually quite knowledgeable.

It was also quite strange all of a sudden.

“I understand the rules of our antiques, if you don’t buy it, you won’t deprecate.”

“Since I don’t plan to buy this painting, I can’t say anything bad about your business.”

“In case a guest comes at this time and disrupts your business again, it won’t be good, the goatee old man listened to Chen Mo’s words, and he came to the spirit!”

I saw him swing his hand!

It is also better to believe that it has or not.

Mari poured Chen Mo a cup of tea.

Then he handed it over, and there seemed to be some obvious expectation in his eyes.

“It’s okay, don’t look at the fact that there are quite a lot of people outside now.”

“Actually, I don’t usually have many guests here.”

“You just say yours, if it’s right!”

“I don’t want money for this painting to give it to you directly!”

And the stupid little girl next to her was even more confused when she heard it.

Boy! This sentence is a painting?

This boss is also too arrogant, right?

Looking at the price on him, the scalp is even more numb!

Nima! That’s an asking price of eighty-eight! Why don’t you grab it?

But if the little lady really said a word, he would get a picture.

Isn’t that the ox more heavenly than the earth?

Chen Mo sat on the wooden chair and took a sip of tea.

I glanced at the other party again and found that the other party really wanted to send a painting!

The so-called reach out does not hit the smiling person.

After taking this cup of tea, his tone also softened a little.

“This delivery is not necessary.”

“It’s just that you can get this painting done.”

“If you don’t look closely, I may really be eye-catching.”

Chen Mo said indifferently.

The old man was not angry, but asked with a smile: “Oh? So what kind of old method do you say? ”

When Chen Mo heard this, he also rubbed the drawing paper.

“If I’m not mistaken.”

“Then the material used in this painting has also been used several times in ancient times.”

“Initially, it was repeatedly dyed with overnight strong tea.”

“This is called ‘brown hanging xuan’, after the strong tea water penetrates the rice paper.”

“At first glance, it looks like hundreds of years old paper.”

After hearing Chen Mo’s explanation, this old man burst out laughing.

“Hahaha! Little baby! ”

“This old way you are talking about.”

“That’s all antique common sense that belongs to Rotten Street.”

“Everyone knows it’s not worth mentioning.”

“Let me tell you so, brown rice paper.”

“Then the smell of tea on rice paper will be very strong.”

“Even a year or two linger, this person who buys the painting smells!”

“I know it’s a fake! So who would buy my paintings? ”

“How can I do such a stupid thing in a famous calligraphy and painting store?”

“You better smell it with your nose, right?”

“I don’t smell of tea at all on this painting!”

Look at the confidence in the eyes of this goateed old man.

Chen Mo didn’t say anything more.

Instead, he turned around and began to look at the furnishings in the store.

Maybe his shop is in Yunhua’s thrift market.

Dozens of antique shops are the more famous kind.

The decoration layout of the store is also quaint, quiet and elegant.

The most important is in the eastern wall location.

There is a real work of one of the four Ming families, Tang Yin and Tang Bohu, “Cold River Late Crossing Map”.

Moreover, the calligraphy masterpiece of his friend’s civilization is on both sides.

“Danqing doesn’t know that old age is coming, and wealth is like a floating cloud to me.”

This painting complements each other, and it is really bluffing to put it in the store!

The market price of this single item is more than several million.

If the two are sold together, the price can even double.

Because someone wanted to buy it at a high price of 20 million, but this old man didn’t sell it at all.

Perhaps these two calligraphy paintings no longer know how many customers are attracted to his store.

Selling this kind of treasure of the town shop is tantamount to killing chickens and taking eggs to cut off the source of wealth!

But here’s the point.

On the wall next to this painting are four nan wood shelves on each.

A couple of shelves straight to the top!

There are hundreds of scrolls of ancient books on it.

There are so many of them that anyone who looks at them must be surprised.

And under one of the shelves is a mellow rosewood case.

A quaint three-legged incense burner was placed steadily.

Sandalwood burned in the stove, and cigarettes were overflowing.

The whole room smells like this!

If it’s in the middle of winter, it’s a great deal.

But in this sweltering weather at the turn of spring and summer.

Chen Mo only felt that the old man was really a little too critical.

When you open your door to business, don’t count the small money.

Will the air conditioner compensate you for the electricity bill for the meeting of guests?

The goateed old man suddenly fell silent when he saw Chen Mo.

I couldn’t help but remind me again!

“Little baby, are you speechless?”

Chen Mo sighed, and then said very crisply: “So you used the smoke method again, right?” ”

His short sentence.

Let the smile of the goateed old man suddenly freeze on his face!

“Huh? What the? What smoke? ”

The old man asked with some weakness.

Chen Mo raised his eyebrows and said, “If you want to smell nothing, you just need to put the painting in that kind of smoker.” ”

“It doesn’t take half a day to smoke with ordinary dry firewood.”

“The smell of smoke can completely cover up the smell of tea on the drawing paper.”

“There is a more important point.”

“It can make the drawing paper produce that slight yellowing.”

“It’s like the rustic sense of antiquity that time naturally precipitates.”

“This is how you use old paintings.”

The stupid little girl next to her was also dumbfounded!

Obedient! And this kind of tumultuous operation?

Then the antique calligraphy and paintings in this room won’t all come from this way, right?

This is a complete fake store!

And the netizens in the live broadcast room also listened to the explosion one by one!

[Sure enough, there is no business and no traitor! ] The water in the antique industry is deep! 】

[Just Nima is outrageous! ] This old man looks polite, it turns out that his heart is so bad? 】

[I think my life is big, I want to go to jail, right?] 】

[Scam consumers! One report is a quasi-ah! This old man is really bold! 】

[Six six six! ] How did the little master learn these things? 】

Water friends began to discuss on the public screen at this time.

It’s really a deep urban routine, I want to go back to the countryside!

The rural roads are also slippery, and the routines are more complicated!

But this goateed old man listened to Chen Mo’s words.

But he laughed again!

He continued to say with a hard mouth: “Child! You’re so wrong! ”

“How can I smell smoky here? You didn’t smell good. ”

“If the painting is full of smoky fire, who can I sell it to?”

“Let you buy it, and you won’t buy it, will you?”

“Isn’t that true?”

When Chen Mo heard this, he showed an expression that wanted to laugh but held back.

“Hey! It is not difficult to remove the smell of wood smoke. ”

“Just another scent.”

“Take fine sandalwood and light it next to the painting.”

“Just leave a safe distance and dye slowly.”

“It’s just that sandalwood is not as good as firewood, and if you want the taste to be completely integrated into the drawing paper.”

“It will take at least several days.”

“You have to be twenty years old and constantly smoked to achieve this effect.”

“But ordinary sandalwood costs hundreds of pieces in a box.”

“You need at least two boxes.”

“So the cost of your old is not cheap!”

Hearing this, the goatee old man’s smile was stagnant again!

Then he changed an extremely surprised shocked expression!

The little girl can’t help but buckle six six six next to it!

This boss is also cheating and slippery! Selling fakes is still so careful!

Obviously, you can take it out directly to fool people.

He actually struggled to make a fake out of such expensive sandalwood!

This kind of direct report, the Bureau of Industry and Commerce can directly confiscate 020 for you, right?

It’s really dark enough in the old man’s heart!

And the old man didn’t seem to believe it at this time.

Such a small child.

Can you know so many old ways in the antique business?

And Chen Mo is still that light and breezy.

There is no change in mood.

It seems that the shock of others has long been commonplace.

The goateed old man was silent for several minutes.

Only then swallowed a mouthful of spit.

Point to this ‘ancient painting’ on the table.

He continued to say hard: “Then you are talking.” ”

“How do you explain the broken edges of my painting?”

“It’s not a moth or a rat bite, it’s not always man-made, right?”

Chen Mo also yawned when he heard this, this old man can really pull it!

He said nonchalantly

“It’s not easy?”

“Look for that old rice.”

“Then roll this picture and put it in the rice jar.”

“Put it for a few days, and the rice worms will be processed directly for you.”

“There will naturally be traces of moths on the drawing paper.”

“But your painting is so ugly to be bitten by insects.”

“I guess I did too many paintings, lost it in the jar for too long, and forgot to take it, right?”

The old man was suddenly speechless!

The expression is like choking on a fly!

“Harm! Served! Old man I served! ”

“I can’t imagine that you know so much at a young age.”

He gave Chen Mo a thumbs up with a dejected look.

“Remarkable, really remarkable!”

“I’m your age, don’t say I know how these calligraphy and paintings are old.”

Eight

“It’s just that I haven’t fully figured out what the word is.”

After speaking, he was not a little annoyed.

He smiled and moved a rag on the counter.

After the rag was removed, a line of small writing appeared on the countertop.

Antique calligraphy and painting, 10,000 yuan a piece, no deception, no bargaining!

The little sister looked directly petrified!

Boy! Can you still play like this?

If this is called the demon spirit, it will be audited.

This old man actually has a saying.

To put it bluntly, these are voluntarily bought by customers!

This is not consumer fraud!

At this moment, those netizens in the live broadcast room who said that the old man broke the law were directly slapped in the face!

[Chenbu Mucao! How else can I play? This old man is unreasonable! 】

[I wipe! ] If there is really this thing, people can’t take him for inspection! 】

[Six six six! ] Since ancient times, wisdom can’t be retained, only routines win people’s hearts! 】

[Good guy! This wave is a knife stabbing the butt, it really opens the eyes of the master! 】

[Just Nima is outrageous! ] This clever head is all used to pit people! 】

Water friends complained in the live broadcast room.

Calling this old man is too yin! To be old and not to die is to be a thief!

But the old man was also very cheeky at this time and said: “How about the little baby? I painted these paintings myself. ”

“You look okay, right? Love to give you a pair! ”

Visitors are guests, and business is valued by peace.

It’s really so face-turning, so what kind of business is there?

Like this smart child, the old man is also very willing to make friends.

And Chen Mo smiled when he heard it!

“You draw okay, better than our village juniors.”