Elf: You Are So Poisonous, and You Say You Are Not a Bad Person!

Elf: You are so poisonous, and you say you are not a bad person!Author: Sweet and sour pork ribs without sugar

Accidentally crossed and became a newcomer in a secret door.

Looking at the big D-shaped clothes on his body, Lin Yun felt confused.

When I was picking an elves, I saw a lump of green stinky mud, and it turned out that it was the qualification of a champion.

Lin Yun: At first I resisted! (It smells so good!)

Accidental awakening abnormal state doubling system,

Be careful of my poison!

Chapter 1 Who am I?where am I?

"what!"

"My head hurts!"

"Where am I?"

Lin Yun woke up in a small place.

He rubbed his temples, then glanced around curiously.

"What's the situation? Am I transmigrating?"

After a long while, Lin Yun showed a wry smile,

"It seems that I have also become a member of the millions of people crossing the army."

Lin Yun took a look at his position. This is a small room.

The room was small and a little bigger than the toilet.

Apart from a dress, a table and a chair, there is no other furniture in the room.

Lin Yun stood up and found that there was actually a mirror on the wall.

He went to the mirror;

"Is this me? And a little handsome!"

Lin Yun couldn't help but fantasize.

"If this face was in my previous life, I could have made my debut as a big star!"

"Thinking about those little fan girls calling me Oppa, I can't help but get a little excited."

Just when Lin Yun was YY, he suddenly discovered a problem.

"what is this?"

He looked down and found that he was actually wearing a black uniform with a big "D" written on his chest.

"D?"

Lin Yun is now at a loss.

"What is D? Where did I travel to?"

Just when he was suspicious.

"Boom!"

A loud bang!

Then came the rumbling sound!

Lin Yun looked in the direction from which the voice came, and found that the iron door in front of him was actually opened.

Just when he doubted,

He suddenly heard a loud voice.

"Little guys, come out quickly, today is the time to give you gifts!"

Lin Yun was at a loss, but he went out anyway.

As soon as he walked out of the door, Lin Yun was stunned.

This place is like a prison, surrounded by people.

There are three floors in the building, and Lin Yun happens to be on the second floor.

Each floor is divided into small rooms.

"Am I transmigrated into a prisoner?"

Before he could react, a guy in the same uniform came over.

"What are you still doing, why don't you go with everyone!"

Lin Yun's eyes suddenly widened, and he saw a familiar figure.

"Then... isn't that a supersonic bat?"

"Wow, am I in the world of elves?"

When Lin Yun thought of this, he was suddenly excited.

"Are you stupid? Why don't you go!"

There was a hint of dissatisfaction on the man's face, as if Lin Yun didn't leave, he was about to beat Lin Yun.

Lin Yun was helpless, so he had to keep up with the army and walked into a room.

"Little guys, today is the day of your awakening, are you not happy!"

A burly guy in uniform with a scar on his face and a black blindfold on his left eye said with a smile.

Lin Yun originally thought that the people present would go along with him.

But he was wrong.

Everyone present had a serious expression.

Some are even expressionless, like a machine.

"Good, very good, very good, I am very satisfied with your performance!"

Hearing this, Lin Yun secretly rejoiced in his heart, fortunately, he did not deliberately stand out and behaved differently.

He glanced at the guys present, none of them were idle.

In his words, all of them are dead horse faces, just like dead horses.

"Okay, the test officially begins!"

Those guys immediately lined up in three columns.

Lin Yun was dumbfounded.

"Didn't you say this is the world of elves? Why are everyone lined up in a column!"

"When will it be a test to become an elf trainer? Does being a trainer also require talent?"

Lin Yun was dumbfounded.

Soon, it was his turn for the team.

Lin Yun walked past the machine, and the huge halo turned purple.

"Purple? What does that mean?"

There's a guy in front of him, also in uniform, and he's writing on a piece of paper with a pen in his hand.

"No. 666, trainer attribute - poison!"

Lin Yun was still confused, what the hell?

His actions made the guy a little unhappy.

"Number 666, what's wrong with you? Are you sick?"

He suddenly found that Lin Yun was a little wrong from the beginning.

"No...no."

"If you don't, hurry up and get your elf!"

"Oh!"

Lin Yun didn't know where to go, so urged by this guy, he had no choice but to choose a door.

"What are you doing? This way!"

The registrar roared at Lin Yun with a bit of hatred.

Lin Yun's mouth twitched.

He bit his head and walked into the room he was pointing to.

As soon as I entered, I saw an old man in uniform sitting in front of a table.

He was full of whiskers and wrinkled, looking a little old.

He was holding a bong, and he kept smoking.

Lin Yun didn't know how to smoke. He was choked by the old man's bong and coughed continuously.

"Hahaha!"

"What a fun little guy!"

The old man couldn't help laughing.

"Okay, don't stand so far, here are three Pokémon balls, take them and go inside to conquer your elves!"

"Three...three?"

Lin Yun looked confused, but he still walked in with three Pokémon balls.

When he went in, it turned out that there were already some people inside.