Elf: You Are So Poisonous, and You Say You Are Not a Bad Person!

It used its huge body to cover the supersonic bat at once.

The supersonic bat struggled desperately under the body of the stinky mud.

It wants to resist, biting the stinky mud with its sharp teeth.

But the disgusting stench made it nauseous.

"Stinky mud, use slap!"

The smelly mud pressed down again, and the heavy body pressed down on the supersonic bat.

The supersonic bat was overwhelmed.

It wanted to gasp for breath, but what it inhaled was the disgusting gas of stinky mud.

Finally, the supersonic bat couldn't bear it any longer.

It tilted its head and was actually fainted.

"Stinky mud, kill it for me and use a slap again!"

"boom!"

The stinky mud jumped up high and landed heavily on the supersonic bat.

Only a click was heard, and the bones of the supersonic bat were broken by sitting.

Countless internal organs mixed with blood flowed out of the supersonic bat's mouth.

The people present looked at each other in dismay.

Although they had seen other people's battles before, they had never seen Lin Yun like this.

Having just conquered the elves, you can fight like this.

"Okay...that's awesome!"

"who is he?"

"He's so handsome, I like him!"

"Hmph, pretend, I'll surpass you soon, kid, don't be complacent."

"I'm so pushy, I don't know how to die. Don't you understand that being low-key is king?"

The other students present were whispering one by one.

A little jealous, a little envious, a little disdain, all kinds of feelings.

The riot just now shocked Scarface.

Mainly because the screams of those girls were too scary.

Scarface looked at Lin Yun with admiration.

"Boy, what's your name?"

"Lin Yun!"

Lin Yun replied without being humble or arrogant.

"Well, yes, you are very good, I am very optimistic about you!"

Lin Yun smiled slightly and said nothing more.

"Wow, he was actually praised by Scar Boss."

"I'm so envious, I also want to be praised by the boss of Scar."

"No accident, he may be selected as the team captain!"

Many people's eyes are full of small stars, and even more people have careful thoughts in their hearts, thinking about whether to have a good relationship with Lin Yun.

There was a man standing in the corner.

His name is Gao Bo, and he is a squad leader of the secret door.

Just now, he was a little unhappy when he saw Lin Yun.

This guy is arrogant and always feels that he is superior to others.

He was quite dissatisfied with Lin Yun's performance.

Because of the people present, whoever did not see him nodded and bowed their heads humbly.

But Lin Yun was neither humble nor arrogant, neither warm nor hot.

Lin Yun quickly left with his hands in his trouser pockets.

He returned to his room, and suddenly, his head hurt, and he fell directly on the bed.

I don't know how long it took, Lin Yun woke up from the bed in a daze.

After waking up, he discovered that the predecessor of this body was also called Lin Yun.

The souls of the two merged, allowing Lin Yun to understand a little more about the world.

In the previous life, Lin Yun was an orphan, wandering on the streets.

It was the secret door who took him in.

He was full of feeling, because the people at the secret door provided him with food and clothes, and a comfortable room, although not very large.

Later, they were taught reading and literacy, elf knowledge, and fighting skills.

Today happened to be Lin Yun's adult day, so the secret door arranged for them to subdue their first elf.

This world and the world of stupid things are not the same world.

So if they want to meet stupid things, they are just an extravagant hope.

However, although the world is different, the knowledge of the elves seems to be common.

All of this still requires Lin Yun to test and teach himself.

go out of the room,

Lin Yun found that the hall was empty.

He walked straight to the cafeteria, he hadn't eaten in a while, and now his stomach was growling with hunger.

When passing by the next room, I glanced secretly.

It turns out that these guys are desperately trying to make a good relationship with their newly conquered elves.

A lot of people were screaming and screaming.

It looks like there is a problem with the progress!

Thinking of this, Lin Yun suddenly realized the power of his system.

"Comfortable, comfortable, really comfortable, not too cool."

With the affinity of the elves, he does not need to be the licking dog of the elves at all.

The elves automatically turned into licking dogs and couldn't help but lean towards him.

Chapter 4 Give Me the Ball

Lin Yun came to the cafeteria and ordered two meals directly.

One for myself, one for stinky mud.

The secret door is indeed rich and powerful, and the food in the cafeteria is free and unlimited.

Lin Yun was really hungry, and he started to gobble up.

Smelly Mud grinned at Lin Yun, and laughed so hard, like an iron man.

Then he lowered his head and started to eat.

At this moment, a few guys walked in with awe.

"What are you looking at, haven't you seen a handsome guy!"

A guy was so frightened by them that he just pissed off.

"Cut, coward!"

They went to the cafeteria window to grab a meal, then walked towards the back seats.

"Did you smell anything?"

"Well, it stinks?"

"Who put shit on his pants!"

"No way, could it be the food in the cafeteria!"

They smelled left and right, but still found no problem.

When they saw Lin Yun and his stinky mud, they suddenly realized.

Several people immediately walked to the farthest corner from Lin Yun with their plates.

But there was a sour stench in the air, which made several people lose their appetites.

"vomit!"

One guy suddenly smelled the stench of stinky mud, and the other couldn't hold back and spit it out.

He vomited several mouthfuls in a row, as if to spit out the contents of his stomach.

After a long while, he recovered.

He wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and now his eyes were red.

"It's really strong, it's so stinky, you can actually eat it!"

"Sure enough, what kind of elf matches what kind of person!"

"He is really disgusting. In such a smelly environment, he actually eats so deliciously!"

"I suspect that he secretly eats shit!"

The whispers of these people all fell into Lin Yun's ears.

He put down the chopsticks in his hand and stood up.