Elf: You Are So Poisonous, and You Say You Are Not a Bad Person!

"Congratulations, you have passed the assessment. From today onwards, you are my disciples!" As Liu Hua walked over, he stretched out his hands and hugged Lin Yun.

Lin Yun's eyes suddenly widened, his expression was very painful, as if he was about to die. "Wow, this Liu Hua actually has body odor! And the smell is very strong!"

Lin Yun felt nauseated for a while and was about to vomit, but reality did not allow him to do so. "Damn, hot eyes!"

His eyes were red, and the tears couldn't stop flowing.

Lin Yun seemed to understand why Liu Hua's wife cheated. "Why are you crying?"

When Liu Hua saw Lin Yun shed tears, he frowned slightly and asked with concern.

"No....nothing, I'm just so moved!"

Lin Yun gently wiped his tears and said with a serious tone.

If his acting skills were in his previous life, he would have been awarded an Oscar statuette.

When Ziyue listened to Lin Yun's disgusting words, he couldn't help shivering. "Bah 3.2, disgusting!"

Ziyue complained in her heart.

Liu Hua hugged towards Ziyue, but Ziyue suddenly covered her stomach.

"No, my stomach hurts and I need to go to the toilet!" He ran away after saying that.Liu Hua scratched his head,

Confused, he walked towards the next one.

The next person was a [-] meter tall boy with glasses and a white shirt.

Lin Yun was a little surprised, he didn't expect such a guy to pass.

Sure enough, human beings are human, and rats have their own ways, and each has its own way of living!

Liu Hua hugged the man with small glasses.

The little man with glasses tilted his head so much that he fainted.

"Hey, what's wrong with you?" Lin Yun's mouth twitched.

"Brother, don't you smell your own body?" "Are you still asking what's wrong?"

Chapter 62 Painful Dinner

Under the leadership of Liu Hua, Lin Yun and others came to his martial arts hall. "Come on, these are our martial arts clothes!"

Liu Hua smiled and handed the clothes of the martial arts hall to Lin Yun and others.

Lin Yun picked it up, looked at it carefully, and found that it was okay.

At least it is white, with a pattern painted on it, which should be the logo of Liuhua Taoist Hall. "Okay, you can go back, remember to report on time tomorrow!" "Yes!"

The crowd nodded.

They turned to leave.

"Yunlin and Ziyue, stay for the two of you!"

Lin Yun turned his head and looked at Liu Hua with a puzzled expression: "Master, what are you doing?"

Lin Yun quickly substituted himself into the role of Liu Hua's disciple.

Listening to Lin Yun calling his master, Liu Hua nodded with satisfaction.

"You two don't need to go back tonight, just stay. I'll ask your mistress to cook something delicious for you. Let's have a few drinks." Lin Yun and Ziyue looked at each other and nodded. "Hahaha!" Liu Hua was overjoyed.

He stretched out his hand, took Lin Yun and Ziyue's shoulders, and brought them home.

Lin Yun sat at a round table for a while.

He felt as if he was in hell.

17 This guy Liu Hua didn't know if it was intentional or not, but he had to sit by the window.

At this time, the evening wind was blowing gently into the house.

The breeze engulfed Liu Hua's body stench, making Lin Yun and the two nauseous for a while.

Looking at the expressions of Lin Yun and Ziyue, Liu Hua frowned slightly. "What's the matter with you, are you feeling unwell?"

"How come from just now, I see that your faces are not very good!"

At this moment, Liu Hua's wife came up with a pot of vegetables. "Yu'er, thank you for your hard work!"

Liu Hua happily stretched out his hand and took the dish from his wife's hand.

"Come on, let me introduce you, this is my wife, Zhou Yu, who is also your wife." "You can call your wife in the future!" "Yes, master!"

Lin Yun and Ziyue answered in unison.

"What are you doing? Didn't you see them here!" Zhou Yu frowned slightly, looking a little unhappy.Lin Yun glanced at Zhou Yu secretly,

He was a little surprised, but he didn't expect this Zhou Yucheng mansion to be very deep!

After going through that incident, he was able to act like a normal person. "Okay, I still have vegetables in it, you can eat it first, you don't have to wait for me!" "Okay! Then go and get back!"

Saying that, Liu Hua patted Zhou Yu's butt. "devil!"

Zhou Yu tapped Liu Hua's forehead, causing Liu Hua to laugh.After Zhou Yu left,

Liu Hua smiled and said to Lin Yun and Ziyue:

"Come here, try your mistress's cooking skills!" Lin Yun and Ziyue began to eat.

I don't know if it was because of Zhou Yu's average cooking skills, or because of Liu Hua's body odor, Lin Yun felt that this dish was ordinary, or even a little poor, but it was barely swallowed.

Ziyue's performance was even more exaggerated than Lin Yun's. He seemed to be chewing wax when eating these, and it was very painful. "Take it as a practice!" Lin Yun comforted himself.

Time passed minute by minute, and Lin Yun and Ziyue lived like years.

However, Lin Yun was smarter. After he drank a few glasses, his face flushed and he fell down.

Ziyue is miserable. He has never been drunk in his life, so he doesn't know what it's like to be drunk.

So he and Liu Hua drank each other.

After some competition, Liu Hua was defeated.

"Oh, don't drink if you can't drink it, look at what it looks like now!" Zhou Yu said angrily at Liu Hua.

With an apology on her face, she said to Ziyue:

"I'm sorry, my husband is a drinker." "I won't take care of you!"

"Go out from here and turn right. There are several guest rooms there with clean mattresses. You can go and rest by yourself!" "Okay, then thank you Mistress!"

Ziyue helped Lin Yun up and took him to the guest room beside him.

As soon as she entered the room, Ziyue closed the door and pushed Lin Yun hard.

Fortunately, Lin Yun was agile and was not pushed down. "How do you know I'm not drunk?" Ziyue rolled her eyes upon hearing this.

"Brother, have you forgotten the wine we both drank yesterday?" Hearing this, Lin Yun suddenly realized.

Also, if yesterday's wine was Mount Tai, today's wine is not even Xiaotupo. "Okay, it's time for us to act!" Ziyue said to Lin Yun. "Action? Action for what?" Lin Yun pretended not to know anything.Ziyue raised her eyebrows slightly and said with a smile, "Lin Yun, are you still pretending?" Ziyue directly revealed Lin Yun's identity. "How do you know my name?" Lin Yun instantly became vigilant.Ziyue waved her hand, walked over to the table with a nonchalant expression and sat down.

He poured himself a cup of tea and drank it.

"Don't worry, I don't want to hurt you. If I want to kill you, why should I keep you until now!" Lin Yun breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words.

He also sat beside Ziyue, grabbed the kettle in Ziyue's hand, and poured himself a glass.

Ziyue was stunned for a moment, and then laughed out loud.

"Interesting, it's really interesting, I haven't seen a guy like you for a long time." If it was an ordinary person, now he would either run away or shoot at Ziyue.

Lin Yun, however, regained his calm look.

After taking a sip of water, Ziyue looked at Lin Yun, his eyes were burning, and he said with a smile, "Are you also here to find the baby?"

Lin Yun knew that his identity had been exposed, and [-]% of them were clearly investigated by the other party.

In the face of such a person, he simply broke the jar, and it was meaningless to hide it anyway. "Yes!"

Then Lin Yun showed a bitter smile. "The first-level official crushes people to death!"

When Ziyue heard the words, the curiosity in her eyes became even stronger.

"Lin Yun, I think you are a good person, are you interested in following me?" Lin Yun heard the words and stopped the cup in his hand.

For a moment, Lin Yun moved slightly.

He knows that Ziyue has a lot of background, and there must be meat to follow him.

But that's not Lin Yun's style, he's a guy who doesn't want to be under others.

Not surprisingly, behind Ziyue is a group of lunatics like him.

This is Lin Yun's intuition.

Seeing Lin Yun hesitated, Ziyue knew that he still had concerns.

He stretched out his hand and gently patted Lin Yun's shoulder.

"It's okay, you can continue to think about it, and then answer me after thinking it through."

"My promise is always valid, as long as you come, I will give you the best position." "Thank you then!"

Lin Yun was not hypocritical, he raised the water glass, replaced the wine with water, and toasted Ziyue.

"Good brother, we'll have a drink together when we have time, but the most important thing now is to find Liu Hua's treasure!" Ziyue still hasn't forgotten her mission. .

Chapter 63 Where is the baby?

Lin Yun and Ziyue looked at each other. "Then let's do what we can do!" Ziyue suddenly became interested when she heard the words.

After Ziyue finished speaking, she set off first without saying hello. "Okay, let's try again! This time I won't lose!" Obviously Ziyue was still a little bit worried about the day's affairs. "Okay!" Lin Yun nodded.

Lin Yun looked at Ziyue's back, and was suddenly depressed. "You're not talking about martial arts!"

However, Lin Yun didn't stop. He left the guest room and began to look for it.

Lin Yun opened the system's eyes. In the dark night, his eyes were shimmering, and he was checking for clues. "If it were me? Where would I hide things?" Lin Yun started thinking backwards again. "It should be the bedroom!" Lin Yun whispered softly.Because according to human instinct, the bedroom is the safest place.

Without saying a word, Lin Yun started running towards Liu Hua's bedroom.

He came to Liu Hua's door and skillfully took out a knife.