Emperor of the Tang Dynasty

"This is what you said with your own mouth, Royal Father, Jun Wu joking..."

Li You muttered, cleared his throat, and said loudly: "This method is to find a cow with smallpox, break the cowpox pustule on the cow's rut, and then smear it on your own wound, so that you can also Got cowpox!"

After Li Youyi finished speaking, the audience fell silent.

The civil and military people of the Manchu Dynasty looked at each other in dismay, as if they were a little unsure of what they had just heard.

They seem to have heard the word ru room?In the imperial court that all scholars yearn for, and under such a solemn and solemn imperial court, have you heard such indecent terms from the mouth of a dignified prince?

"Hey, what kind of room?" Cheng Yaojin asked nervously, "Does it mean a woman's son-in-law?"

"Shut up!"

All the literati present snarled their necks and roared, but Cheng Yaojin was so frightened that they shrank their necks.

It was only after Cheng Yaojin's confirmation that they realized that they heard it right, Li You was really talking about the son of a cow... Oh no, Ru Fang!

"How... how humiliating Sven!"

Immediately, the voices of all the literati were trembling with anger. When they were at the first month poetry meeting, they still felt that Li You's literary talent was unparalleled.

Li You also twitched the corners of his mouth. Although he expected the reaction to be huge, he didn't expect it to be so big.

"Father," Li You could only turn his eyes to Li Shimin to ask for help, "you promised my son, no matter what my son said, you won't blame him!"

Li Shimin glared at him angrily, and hummed: "That's just because I don't blame you. Whether the Aiqings will blame you, I don't care."

Li You was stunned and miscalculated!

And you are not the emperor, you actually say that you can't control your own courtiers, don't you blush when you say this?

"Hmph, as expected, it's just empty words, and now I'm still saying something insulting to the court, I don't know what's the intention?"

Zhangsun Wuji sneered, of course he wouldn't let this great opportunity go.

When Li You heard the words, he calmed down a lot, and also sneered: "Why did the eldest grandson say such a thing? If the eldest grandson really thinks that this king is just talking in the vernacular, then it is better to make a bet with this king to see if this method works. how?"

"What's the point of making a bet with you..."

As soon as Changsun Wuji opened his mouth, he suddenly stopped in the middle of it, with a cautious look in his eyes.

In his opinion, Li You is a son of deep scheming and great talent, and he will definitely not make unsure bets because of his quick words. Could it be that Li You's method is really feasible?

"Hey, as expected of an old fox who has been an official for many years, it's just not a good pit."

Seeing Zhangsun Wuji's wary look, with no intention of jumping into the hole he dug at all, Li You shook his head regretfully.

However, after having the experience of scolding the eldest grandson Wuji again, Li You recovered his state.

"This king has heard people say in the past, literati today, when you see short sleeves, immediately think of white arms, immediately think of slender feet, immediately think of not wearing an inch coat, immediately think of indecent, immediately think of chaos, immediately think of Thinking of illegitimate children...the imagination of literati can only make such a leap at this level, and now it looks like this!"

Li You, adapted from Lu Xun's words, can be said to be lethal in the Tang Dynasty.

"His Royal Highness the King of Chu! Even if you are a prince, you can't say such words that insult the scholars in the world!"

Wei Zheng stood up awe-inspiringly, and had many times to persuade Li Shimin regardless of his life and death, but Li You did not take his 500 trick at all.

"Is what this king said wrong? Now this king only talked about the bull's house, and you are jumping up and down with red ears, dare to ask why you can't say this animal's house? Or, does anyone of you have the right to the cattle? What about human-like hobbies?"

"This..." Wei Zheng was dumbfounded and was completely speechless.

Not only him, but the rest of the civil servants all opened their mouths, and they were speechless by what Li You said.

Because they couldn't refute what Li You said. If they just said the bull's rut, why would they be considered indecent by them?

It's not because they instantly think of the female's room from the cow's room!

"All kinds of livestock can be found everywhere in the Tang Dynasty," Li You snorted coldly, "They don't usually wear an inch coat, why don't you see the adults come forward and talk about it? Why is it just because of what this king said today' The word rufang', and you are in a rage here?"

After Li You spoke, many people bowed their heads in shame.

All scholars have a sense of shame, and now they have not discovered this excessive "imagination", and after being pointed out by Li You in person, they have nothing to say!

Chapter 116 The theory of tits (third more)

Wei Zheng stepped back silently, and Li You looked around, but no one came out.

This scene made Li Shimin extremely amazed. He knew how difficult Wei Zheng was. In the past, he didn't even give him the face of the Great Tang Emperor, but now Li You is speechless!

"Besides, all of you adults are at the head of this country's calamity, and your attention has been drawn away by this house. What's the point of this? The most urgent thing to consider should be the feasibility of this method, not some model's house!"

Li You chased again, and under a wave of righteous words, many people bowed their heads in shame.

Yes, they are too sensitive to this aspect, so much so that at such a critical juncture, they misplaced the focus!

Seeing that a group of ministers were scolded by him and couldn't retaliate, Li You was very happy, and he continued to beep: "And if you can save the people of the world, how can you only care about this indecent..."

"Cough! Let me talk about the main point, what is the principle of this method?"

Li Shimin couldn't stand it any longer and had to forcibly interrupt Li You.

A group of elite ministers under oneself, being harassed by an underage prince like a quail dare not take the lead, what kind of decency is this called!

Having said that, does this scene look familiar?

It seems that the last time when [-] yuan of money turned into a million yuan, Li You also killed the Quartet on the court, right?

Not only Li Shimin felt familiar, but Fang Xuanling and others also came to think of it.