Emperor of the Tang Dynasty

"Oops! Is it still too late!?"

Ma Zhou's face turned pale when he heard it, and he almost fell to the ground with a look of despair on his face.

……

Hearing this tear-jerking scream, Ma Zhou didn't even have to look at it, he could imagine how miserable Li You was already beaten!

"Actually failed His Majesty's entrustment... I'm sorry, Your Majesty!"

Ma Zhou muttered to himself with a pale face. At this time, two figures slowly appeared from the rear of the convoy.

"Your Highness!"

Ma Zhou was anxious when he saw it, and ran over immediately, but as his vision became clearer, Ma Zhou's footsteps gradually slowed down, and he stared at the scene in front of him with a dull expression.

I saw Li You smiling indifferently, his clothes were spotless, and he couldn't tell that he had fought just now, but Cheng Chumo limped behind Li You, and there were several bruises on his face. I kept moaning "Ouch, oops"!

"This...what the hell is going on here!?"

Ma Zhou was incomparably shocked and said to himself, what exactly happened... Why does it look like Cheng Chumo was beaten by Li You? !

"It's nothing," Li You smiled very kindly, "I just had a friendly discussion with Chu Mo. As the saying goes, men should fight with each other with fists. After all these discussions, the relationship between me and Chu Mo immediately improved. It's been a lot. Do you think it's true, Chu Mo?"

Cheng Chumo shuddered, and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "Yes! Your Highness is right!"

Chapter 169 Is this too calm? ! (fourth more)

Ma Zhou: "..."

Is it his delusion?Why did Cheng Chumo's reaction seem a bit like a trick?

"Very good," Li You patted Cheng Chumo with satisfaction, and he grinned in pain, "You should be better yourself, you must know how to fight for your legitimate rights and interests not to be beaten all the time! Now you know how to go back and talk to Old Cheng. right?"

"I know," Cheng Chumo nodded again and again, "I will tell my father as soon as I go back, don't always compare me with His Royal Highness the King of Chu! How can ordinary mortals be so talented, rich in five cars, and virtuous as His Royal Highness the King of Chu? Comparing the geniuses who carry things, strategize strategies, know a lot, know how to do things, and have outstanding talents? This is not fair!"

Ma Zhou: "???"

This sounds more like "eight nine three" is a trick!

And abruptly, he forced a rough man with five big three three roughness into a talented person who is full of literary praise and praise for Li You!

"However...how did His Royal Highness King Chu do it?"

Seeing Cheng Chumo, who was many times more polite to Li You than at the beginning, Ma Zhou couldn't help but wonder. (Book^House*Small}Said + Net)

If His Royal Highness the King of Chu ordered Cheng Chumo to be beaten and not fight back, then it would be impossible for Cheng Chumo to be beaten so convincingly that he had no spirit at all?

……

It's a pity that Li You's handsomeness is only handsome for a few days.

It can be said that after only a week or so, Li You can't bear it anymore.

"Heaven! Earth! Why hasn't Youzhou arrived yet! This king can't bear it anymore!"

Li You's face was full of grief, anger and desolation. If someone who didn't know it listened to it, they would have thought that he had just returned from the battlefield, rather than just coming back from the battle.

That's right, just now, Li You was just a cat growing up in the jungle, and refused the guards' request to follow.

What a joke, I'm the kind of sensitive man who can't urinate when someone stands behind me, how could it be possible for you to have the opportunity to gather around and watch me go to the toilet?

At this moment, Li You had just finished going to the toilet, with a sad expression on his face, he came to wash his hands by the creek behind the woods.

This is something that can't be helped. After all, the sanitary conditions in this era are too simple and poor, and there are no public toilets at all. Even if Li Yougui is the prince, he can only perform immoral defecation everywhere every day.

But this is not the real reason why Li You can't stand it. The real reason why Li You can't stand it is that the toilet fund for their trip is not enough!

The so-called toilet chips are exactly the substitutes for toilet paper in the Tang Dynasty.

Generally speaking, it is to replace the invention of wiping the buttocks with rough objects such as leaves, etc., with smooth bamboo pieces that have been cut.

Li You can still endure such a backward toilet fund, because he is a prince. Unlike many civilians who can't even afford the toilet fund and can only use leaves, Li You's toilet fund every time is completely acceptable. Throwing one by one looks extremely tyrannical.

however!

This time, Li You brought out more than [-] soldiers, plus the soldiers of the Youguo regiment!

And every time I go to the toilet, not only one piece of toilet chip can be wiped clean, but sometimes several pieces are used in a row. If it is also used once and thrown once, then Li You can't take such a large amount of toilet chips with him.

Therefore, Li You's toilet chips in this trip have returned to the traditional use method of ordinary wealthy people, that is, repeated use!

Wash the cleaned toilet chips in salt water, and then recycle them next time... Li Youguang feels crazy just imagining it!

And there are so many toilet chips, it is impossible for everyone to have a jar of salt water, so the salt water soaked in the toilet chips is still shared in a large tank!Once the toilet chip is thrown in, you don't know who it is!

"I can reluctantly accept to use it a few times, but I absolutely can't accept sharing a toilet chip with others!"

Li You was gnashing his teeth while washing his hands, and bloodshot eyes almost appeared in his eyes.

"It seems that making papyrus must be put on the agenda! When I go back, I will get a small notebook and list everything that needs to be made urgently!"

Just after Li You washed his hands with bitterness and hatred, his eyes suddenly narrowed.

"Huh? Someone ambushed?"

Based on Li You's current profound cultivation of "Jiuyang Zhenjing", although he has not yet reached the peak state of Jiuyang Divine Art, he is also extremely powerful. Even Li You himself does not know how strong he is now.

Therefore, as soon as there were a few breaths around, Li You was immediately noticed, but those people thought they were well hidden.