Emperor of the Tang Dynasty
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"..."
Ma Zhou was speechless for a while, feeling very tired, but he unexpectedly shot himself in the foot with a stone.
"At the very least, Your Highness can provide some experience for His Highness to consult some matters." Ma Zhou said solemnly after a while, "After all, Your Majesty entrusted His Highness to His Highness, then His Highness will not do anything. Maybe leave His Highness behind and go to Youzhou alone!"
"And me!" Cheng Chumo also quickly raised his hand and said, "It is my duty to protect His Highness, and I will never abandon my responsibility no matter what, otherwise, wouldn't it be humiliating to the family?"
Seeing the firm look in the eyes of the two, Li You sighed and said, "Okay, it's okay to have two more people."
"Thank you, Your Highness!"
Chapter 176 Don't you have the consciousness of being robbed? (first update)
Ma Zhou and Cheng Chumo breathed a sigh of relief when they heard the words. With them following along, they could rest assured.
After all, this is His Royal Highness who can never stop talking to death. During the short period of time he was with Li You, he was so frightened that he almost had a cardiac arrest several times.
Soon a group of five people set off, also driving two small carriages, but this time it was Xiao Niu and Cheng Chumo as the carriage drivers.
Walking all the way on the deserted mountain road, there is no sound, perhaps it is more appropriate to call it the beast road.
"Did someone come to rob?" Li You stuck his head out.
"No."
"Oh……"
Li You retracted his body in disappointment, and Cheng Chumo twitched: "Your Highness, how much do you hope someone will rob us?"
As soon as the voice fell, there was a sudden "whoosh" sound, and a javelin flew from the road ahead, and it slammed into the soil!
"All ready..."
Cheng Chumo was startled subconsciously, and just wanted to shout, but suddenly remembered that the You Guotuan was no longer there.
At this moment, more than a dozen vicious-looking bandits surrounded the javelin, blocking the road with bad intentions.
"There are only a few people who dare to walk this mountain road... It seems that I have encountered another big fat sheep that is not sensible. Good luck!"
The leading bandit has a scar on his face, and when he laughs, he is particularly ferocious. He looks at the eyes of Li You and others, as if a wolf is staring at its prey.
Under his gaze, a bald head suddenly jumped out of the carriage...
Oh no, Li You suddenly jumped out, with an excited look on his face: "Are you robbers? It can be regarded as waiting for you!"
Scarface: "???"
Why does this reaction seem to be wrong?
Normally, shouldn't it be a look of fear and a trembling begging for mercy?Or is it screaming and screaming, trying to resist stupidly?
Why is this a long-awaited super welcome expression? !
"Wait! Isn't this an ambush by the government...ˇ?"
Scarface's face became suspicious, but there was a plain plain to the left and right, and there was no way to ambush people.
After realizing this, Scarface immediately felt relieved.
He looked at Li You again, and when he was about to say something cruel to scare Li You, he heard Li You say expectantly: "Is it finally going to be said? That famous line I opened this mountain and planted this tree. Pass from here, and leave to buy road money!"
Scarface: "..."
What the hell is going on with this guy!
This gave him a sense of accomplishment that he didn't rob him!
"But what he said sounds very good," Scarface thought subconsciously. "It sounds like a thief. You can tell the boss when you go back. We will use this sentence as the opening statement next time!"
Although he thought so, he definitely couldn't use it this time. Otherwise, if the kid on the other side told him to say something, he would say it himself. Wouldn't it be too shameless?
Therefore, Scarface still firmly spit out two concise words: "Robbery!"
"..."
Li You's expression showed a look of disappointment visible to the naked eye. After sighing, he withdrew into the carriage with a look of lost interest.
"Hey, it seems that this band of thieves is not good enough. I still need to learn one more level of knowledge... Originally, I hoped that even the 'Tianwang Gadihu, Baota Town River Demon' can listen to it."
Ma Zhou and Cheng Chumo were completely speechless, saying, Your Highness, you are a prince, how did you know the slang of so many bandits?
"However, if you savour this sentence carefully, it's actually a bit interesting?"
Ma Yiyi accidentally fell into the literati disease again, and thought to himself, "As expected of His Royal Highness Li You, who shined at the first month poetry festival, he seems to be so skilled in just a few words!"
However, the carelessness of Li You and others greatly stimulated the self-esteem of Scarface and the bandits.
Their complexions turned from red to white, what happened to these people, and do they still have the consciousness of being robbed? !
They have been in the bandit business for so long, and they have never seen anyone with this reaction after being robbed!
"How dare you ignore us like this!"
Scar's face was already hideous, and he shouted: "Little ones! Go up and teach them a lesson..."
"Wait a moment!"
Li You stuck his head out of the carriage again, causing Scar's face to choked on saliva subconsciously.
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