Empress Master: Don’t go too far, evil disciple!

"You, be honest, don't blame me for not reminding you, you can't exercise vigorously in the plateau area, be careful of lack of oxygen.

"Don't worry, Mimi, I don't have anything, it's just that the oxygen content is high.

Xu Yu patted his chest and opened his mouth excitedly.

Yang Mi: ....

Is this the generation gap between people?

She's not kidding, she can't keep up with the pace of delusional thinking.

This gap is really too great.

[The first time I've seen someone describe myself like this

] [Is high oxygen content serious?oxygen cylinder

] [Hahahahahaha, brothers and sisters, with Teacher Xu here, you don't have to worry about lack of oxygen, just suck him if you are uncomfortable, hahahahahaha]

[This is a bottle of oxygen with taste

] [Hahahahaha, no, how can oxygen still be second-hand

] [Good look, scalpers have new business again]

[Hahahahahaha, scalper: I can't make enough money, I can't make this money at all

] [I decided, I will call Mr. Xu an

oxygen cylinder in the future] [Hahahahahaha, hey, oxygen cylinder? I'm carbon dioxide

] [Help, hahahahahaha]

"What, oxygen, come and let me take two sips, I feel a little hypoxia in my head now."

Director Zhou on the side heard what Xu Yu said and beckoned to him.

Hearing this, Xu Yu turned his head in confusion.

"Dear

Director Zhou, are you calling me?" "I'm not calling you, who else am I calling?" Hurry up, I need oxygen now!" "

Director Zhou, I think you misunderstood something, I just have a high oxygen content. "

What the hell is oxygen?

Hearing what Xu Yu said, Director Zhou rolled his eyes angrily.

"As far as I know, only oxygen cylinders have high oxygen content, and since they are oxygen cylinders, you should shoulder the responsibilities of oxygen cylinders, such as saving me. "

Xu Yu: ....

That being the case....

"Okay, Director Zhou, since you said so, then I won't shirk it. "

Come, I'll give you artificial respiration. As he

spoke, Xu Yu closed his eyes and pouted slowly.

[Hahahahaha, God is special

artificial respiration] [Teacher Xu, you seem to have misunderstood something, Director Zhou just needs to inhale the oxygen on your body, and you don't need you to give him artificial respiration] [

No, what comes out of your mouth should be carbon dioxide, right?

Hahaha, oxygen cylinder: It's impossible to snatch my oxygen, you still have to die of this heart

] [Hahahahaha, Director Zhou, don't be stunned, hurry up, the mouth of the oxygen cylinder is almost sour] [No, I have no way to look directly

at the oxygen cylinder] [I look at Mr. Xu's mouth now, how do I look at it, how do I feel like the parts on the oxygen cylinder]

[Hahahahaha, is

there a merchant who sells oxygen cylinders in our live broadcast room? Hurry up and take a look at your wild spokesperson

, don't miss it when you pass by, where can you find such a suitable one?] [Yes, an excellent spokesperson like this is a rare encounter in a hundred years, you must take advantage of the opportunity and give it to me!]

[Don't hide it from you, I work in an oxygen cylinder company, don't say it, I'll write a plan and hand it in immediately, if it goes well, Mr. Xu can become the spokesperson of our company, if it doesn't go well, then it won't go well] [

Hahahahaha, upstairs, what the hell is this sentence behind you

] [Upstairs: Don't say much, I'm open]

"What I need is oxygen, not artificial respiration."

Director Zhou slapped him neatly and directly pushed Xu Yu's face aside.

Seriously, he doesn't have a special hobby in this area.

Hearing this, Xu Yu looked at Director Zhou with a sad face.

"Director Zhou

, is there any difference between the two?" "All the oxygen inhaled is oxygen, and all the artificial respiration to my mouth is carbon dioxide, do you say there is a difference?"

Zhou Daopi looked at Xu Yu with a smile.

That expression, like looking at the retarded.

Hearing this, Xu Yu nodded thoughtfully.

Thinking of this, Xu Yu silently withdrew his mouth and licked his chapped lips.

"Okay, since Director Zhou said so, then I won't give you artificial respiration.

"I've given you a chance, but you didn't take advantage of it yourself. "

Director Zhou: ....

"Thank you for the opportunity.

"You're welcome, that's what I'm supposed to do. "

Director Zhou: No

, this kid has a problem with his ears, right

? He is so obviously cynical, can't he hear it?

[Hahahahaha, Teacher Xu

, Teacher Xu, you can really answer anything] [Teacher Xu: My rule of life is to never let a word fall to the ground

] [I really admire Teacher Xu's skill in answering the phone, blocking people's roads in minutes] [

Hahaha, Director Zhou's expression now is really, so exciting

] [I really admire Mr. Xu's mentality, no matter what others say, he can live in his own world

] [I also admire Mr. Xu, I am a very sensitive person, not to mention that others really have any opinions on me, even if others have no opinions on me, when I see his eyes, I will mistakenly think that he has an opinion on me] [

Hahaha, upstairs I understand your feelings, many times when I walk on the road, I will feel that the people next to me are looking at me inexplicably, that feeling is really, don't be too scary

] [So do those

people look at you?] [What do you say?, there are so many people coming and going on the road every day, where do so many people pay attention to me, I am not good enough to

be that point] [I understand, the other party is likely to just glance at it in a hurry, but you just take that look to heart]

[That's right

, that's the case!] [Let's just say, although we can't care too much about other people's eyes, we can't care too much about other people's eyes, such as Mr. Xu, Director Zhou's eyes that want to kill him are about to overflow the screen, and this thing can't be seen

] [Hahahahaha, Teacher Xu: Do you think I don't understand? No, I just don't want to pay attention to him]

Director Zhou glanced at Xu Yu speechlessly, and finally didn't say anything more.

Ten minutes later, Peng Peng and the others walked out of the toilet after cleaning up.

"It's been a long wait, and we're ready to go.

"You guys are so good, how can you stay in the toilet for so long?" I thought you had fallen in, and I was going to find a swimming ring to go in and save you."

Xu Yu looked at the few people in front of him angrily.

Hearing this, Peng Peng reached out and combed his hair.

"What do you know?As male stars, we also need to dress up, don't you think my hair looks very refreshing now

?" "I really don't think, no, didn't you like bathing before?"

"yes, so I only washed my hair." "