End Of Heavens

End Of Heavens Chapter 36

2019-07-01

Chapter 36 System: Coach, I want to change the author!

System remembers that when he rated Luo Su's 'Poisonous Tongue' skill, the chat always ended because of him. Now it seems that I really have foresight, and my vision is not ordinary, and I am so sarcastic by Luo Su that I don't know what to say.

However, the contract must be signed, so he changed a slightly softer tone: "After three World Missions, you are qualified to become a Host, and signing a contract is good for both of us. So I deceived you out of kindness and a kind of protection for myself, the previous Host was so bad that I was desperate!"

Luo Su became interested after hearing this: "You seem to be a weakling. Group, aren't you the omnipotent System?"

"I'm just a program, I can't do everything!"

"A program with a command?"

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"From your words full of distrust and discrimination, I am a form of existence that you cannot deny."

"That's right, I really don't believe you !"

System: "..."

"Don't stop, keep talking."

"Before your host, they were very keen to be with me Opposite, obviously we are one, but they do everything possible to erase my existence. This is ridiculous, a rigid, mechanical, dogmatic System, how can there be any good use of intelligence, don't you think?"

Luo Su touched his chin: "I think they're right, System still has no brains!"

System: "..."

"I Casually speaking, there is no malicious intent, you continue."

System sighed, slowly God continued: "It is precisely because of you hosts who are persecuted and paranoid that I have to make a contract to protect myself. The contract is very clear, my obligation is to protect your interests, and your obligation is not to cause harm to me!"

Luo Su should listen to this kind of words, but he didn't go to it at all. In his heart, who wouldn't sell miserably, he paid attention to the fact: "It sounds like you have a bad time, but the previous Hosts are dead, and you are still alive, aren't you?"

"They Your death has nothing to do with me, I made it myself! Although the treaty imposes restrictions on you, none of it will threaten your life. I do it like this, it's really just to protect myself."

Luo Su frowned. One pick: "You are afraid like this, don't you think the Host has great authority?"

"After becoming a Host, you are greater than me..."

System probably also realized that he was too much More, decisively chose to shut up.

Luo Su's eyes are getting brighter and brighter: "Listen to you like this, I don't want to sign a contract anymore."

System coldly said: "Don't be delusional, if you refuse The contract, I will re-select a new person, and I will leave you, the consequences are not what you can afford. You... will have your memory erased and become an idiot. If you are unlucky, you may die directly. "

"Is this a threat?"

"No, it's a fact, not an alarmist! If you don't sign a contract, you're really going to die!"

Luo Su pondered for three seconds, then slowly said: "How about... let's try it?"

"..."

"You are like this, how do you do System?"

System has endured to the limit, and said with anger: "Don't get too carried away, the respect I give you is not your arrogant capital!"

Luo Su: "No, you are completely You can disrespect me!"

"bring about one's own destruction!!"

System coldly snorted, in an instant, the great hall fell apart, turned into little rays of light and went with the wind .

Without torch lighting, infinite darkness erodes, engulfing everything.

Luo Su was suspended in the chaotic darkness, unable to see or perceive gravity and direction, but this process was short-lived. He strikes.

It was a universe of Star Rivers, dotted with billions of stars, zoomed in at a speed visible to the naked eye, directly encircling Luo Su.

The huge gravity pulls Luo Su's limbs and bones, and his body is pulled into slender curves, like a boneless soft-bodied creature, twisted into various shapes every time it experiences a star .

The pull of gravity didn't stop until he came to a blazing white star whose surface flared into an angry face.

Luo Su had no self-consciousness of seeking death, and continued provocatively: "Oh, the soft one is not good, have you started to use the hard one?"

System also knows that talk big is not Luo Su The opponent, one after another gravity pulls Luo Su's limbs, and in front of him is a brand new parchment, and a quill.

"The signing of the contract is not up to you, this is my world, I Sovereign everything, including you in the world!"

System's voice fell, Luo Su His hand began to move involuntarily, he grabbed the quill and wrote quickly at the parchment's signature.

It won't take long for the two words, and soon Luo Su will end. When System took back the parchment with a sneer, he was stunned by the two words in the signature.

“stupid!”

On the surface of the star, the fuzzy facial features suddenly stand still, and the round eyes are very happy.

"Why...why? Why would you..."

System's voice stuttered, Luo Su took over and continued: "Why am I in your world, but not Controlled by you?"

"..."

"The reason is very simple, this is not your world at all." Luo Su waved his hand, the endless Star River universe was like a mirror Broken, the big round face of System that occupied the surface of the star also collapsed into powder.

Returning to the previous great hall again, Luo Su looked at the gloomy environment around him, raised his hand and snapped his fingers, the stone wall, floor and ceiling twisted and changed.

The torch has been replaced by a large crystal chandelier, the world famous paintings are hung on the walls, the floor is a red carpet, the long table is covered with white cloth, and even the cold stone seat has become a European luxury. seat.

Luo Su crossed Erlang's legs and sank into the seat, holding a lit cigarette in his hand. He frowned slightly, and the cigarette was replaced by a cigar.

An extremely high-end western restaurant, but the half-eaten roast chicken is still on the table.

The shape of the System has also changed, from a light curtain with blurred facial features to a dazed Shiba Inu, squatting at Luo Su's feet and wagging its tail constantly.

"How...how could it be? Why do you know, you shouldn't know?" The dog spit out, his voice sharp and slender, full of deep fear.

"Silly dog, what nonsense are you talking about! This is my spiritual world, I can do whatever I want!" Luo Su glanced down, raised his hand and pressed the cigar on the dog's head.

Cigars go out!

System: "..."

"Isn't it very strange, clearly hinted to me, why do I still know where this is?"

The dog's head moved desperately, and he was very puzzled. He had never failed to deceive the stupid Host in the past.

"You are preconceived and preconceived to elevate your style and make yourself look taller. You do this very well. Ordinary people may really be fooled by you, but I didn't trust you from the very beginning, so I I did an experiment..."

"What?" The dog's face was stunned, you did an experiment, why didn't I know?

Luo Su pointed to the roast chicken on the table: "This roast chicken was created by you. I don't know the taste at all. When I took the first bite, it tasted great. It was what I wanted. Slightly spicy. But..."

"Duh!" The dog swallowed and understood the reason.

"But when I imagine the roast chicken tastes sweet and licking, this roast chicken is really sour. It's sweet, too sweet to swallow!" Luo Su said, Made a glass of red wine out of thin air: "I imagined mixing century-old vinegar with soy sauce, durian, and stinky tofu... The taste... There is no taste, because I haven't eaten it, so I can't imagine that kind of taste."

System dog face continues to be stunned!

"Like this glass of red wine, I imagine it's cola, it's cola! But if I imagine it's poop..." Luo Su said, holding the glass to his mouth, When the wine glass was about to touch his lips, he suddenly reached out and grabbed the dog's head, pouring red wine into System's mouth.

System The dog screamed and rolled around, whining continuously.

"Ah——"

"You lied, this is perverted and spicy, it doesn't taste like shit at all!!"

Luo Su's face Apologize: "It's perverted and spicy, but if it really smells like poop, wouldn't it let you succeed, and..."

Besides, how do I know what poop tastes like!

Seeing that System's dog was still rolling, Luo Su couldn't help showing pity, picked up the chicken bone and threw it on the ground: "Come on, eat and understand the spicy food quickly!"

Looking at the ground The chicken bone, the System dog refused, but there was an irresistible force in it, which made him involuntarily crawled towards the chicken bone. There was infinite humiliation in his heart, and he wanted to die. Just when he opened his mouth tremblingly and was about to bite the chicken bone, the traction disappeared.

System was puzzled, and when he looked up, he saw Luo Su's guilt-filled face, and tears fell down.

very good, he is not so cold-blooded yet, he knows to keep the last dignity for me.

Clap!

Luo Su smashed the chicken bones with one foot, twisted them hard, raised his fingers and pointed to the soles of his shoes: "After eating the bones on the ground, lick the oily residues off the soles by the way."

System: "..."

Coach, I want to change the author! I can't wait for this protagonist!

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[Falling Street Diary]

The so-called bouncing on the street means that the code word cannot be coded when it is written. It was only when I left the computer desk that I became more and more thoughtful.

(end of this chapter)