The Dwarf was startled for a second or two, then immediately reacted, he jumped off the chair and ran back to the wall. He pulled open a curtain and crawled into the hole, but just as he stuck his head in half a head, he was pulled out by San Mao.
"Fuck, you're still running!" Just like that, San Mao carried the Dwarf on his feet. He was about 1.8m tall, but the Dwarf was only about 1.0m.
"Still not honest? "See how I'll take care of you!" San Mao looked around and saw a row of hooks nailed to the side of the room with a few sets of clothes hung on them. San Mao carried the Dwarf and walked over. He tore off two or three pieces of clothes and threw them on the ground, then turned the Dwarf upside down and hung his entire collar on the hook.
The dwarf, his arms and legs too short to reach the hooks, his feet too low to step on the ground, was suspended in the air like a puppet. He struggled for a moment, then suddenly stopped moving and looked at us with a flattering smile.
"See what this is?" The Dwarf's instant noodles were littered with several wallets. San Mao walked over and picked one out, opening it, he saw that the money was still inside. He raised his chin and said: "What about yours?"
The Taoist shrugged and said, "I didn't bring …"
At this time, "General Barton" had already completely lost his momentum and became a fake army that had just surrendered.
"This child... "How can you steal something from someone!" "False army!" They rushed over and beat up the midget that was hanging on the wall.
"Child?!" I almost puked my lungs out as I thought to myself, Auntie, your acting skills are a bit too unrestrained, not as exaggerated as yours. Although this dwarf is small, the wrinkles on his face look like they've been pickled for the whole winter, no matter how I look at it, it looks like you've dug up more than forty points.
"Aiya …" Brother … Sorry... "Kids don't understand …" In an instant, General Barton became as humble as Yang Bai. It was as if the argument just now never happened, and the smile on his face could kill any mosquitoes that stopped on it.
Seeing the old procuress act like this, he no longer had the heart to continue being angry. Instead, he took out a few yuan from his wallet and handed it over: "Hey, I already said that I never eat for free, take the money, the girls can't work on it for nothing."
"Hehe, hehe …" "How can I accept this shame …" The old procuress grabbed the money, lifted up her clothes, and stuffed them into the pocket of her old-fashioned pants.
"Alright, let's do it this way then …" Go back and sleep! " I had had enough of this farce. I turned around and walked out, followed by San Mao and the Taoist.
"You bastard, why do you keep destroying my stage? If you don't eat earlier, you won't eat later. And yet, eating instant noodles at this time? " From behind us came the sound of the bawd's machine-gun swearing, mixed with the crackling of the blows.
The dwarf screamed as he tried to defend himself, "I'm hungry!"
"And you guys!" I told you not to dance in the square all day. "Why didn't you pull him along just now?" The bawd expanded the battlefield and prepared to fight alone against the entire audience: "Don't think that you can be so arrogant after entering the city. Look at all of you, you're just thinking of going out and pretending to be a big tail wolf? Who were they trying to seduce? Eh? Yesterday, he was still in the mountains harvesting pigweed. Today, he had to travel through the mountains, turn his tractor into a minibus, and struggle for half a day before entering the city. Wasn't it to earn some money? Was it easy to earn money? Ah? Don't look down, your head is almost in your pants! I'm telling you, if Ming'er doesn't work properly, you can f * * king kick rocks for me in the park! "
Hearing that, a thought suddenly flashed through my mind, I pulled San Mao and the Taoist, and turned to the group of old grannies: "That …"
The old procuress reflexively turned around. When she turned around, her face was filled with the kind of smile that would kill a mosquito. "Handsome, what else do you want?"
"Let me ask you guys about a place …" I gave a brief description of the valley we were going to.
Unexpectedly, before I could finish my sentence, the expressions of the aunts behind the old procuress and the dwarf hanging on the hook changed.
"Why are you asking about this?" After everyone was stunned for a few seconds, the dwarf asked.
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"Mao Tou, are you f * * king lying to us? How could this be called a road? It would be even better than a washboard! Did you f * cking go to the wrong place? " San Mao stared straight ahead, his hands holding the steering wheel, chattering nonstop.
We were rolling in a washing machine that looked like a drying program, the car like a lone boat in a storm, now at the crest of a wave, now at the bottom of a ravine. This is not a road at all, it's full of gravel and deep pits, and if it weren't for Prado's powerful cross-country ability, we wouldn't have been able to get to this damn place.
"Of course not, Brother San Mao." Dwarf "Mao Tou" would often fly up from his seat due to the impact, but he still stuck his head out like a curious puppy, sneaking between the two positions, "Even if we tried to borrow our courage, we wouldn't dare to lie to your big brother about that … "Don't worry, I've lived in the Ox yoke Ditch for more than 30 years. I can even find it with my eyes closed. I can't be wrong!"
What happened last night very vividly explained the old saying, "You can find out where you want to find the broken iron shoes, so you can get them without any trouble". Who would have thought that Mao Tou and the group of aunts were all from the place we were about to go — a valley called the "Ox Yoke Gully"?
"I say, brothers, it's not that I'm bragging, but our place is so deep that even ghosts can't be seen. If it wasn't for me leading you, you guys definitely wouldn't have been able to find a hair on the mountain, not even with this machine!" Mao Tou pointed to the GPS beneath the wind shield. There was no road on the GPS at all, only a white patch and a triangle representing our position.
"Also …" And … "How far is it?" The Daoist sat in the back row, his face ashen. "I'm going to puke my intestines out!"
"Not far, turn that cove …" The car won't be able to get in. We have to get out and walk. "
"It's so hard to walk this road, how did you say those soldiers entered?" and the machinery and equipment to open the mountain... " With one hand, I tightly grabbed onto the armrest above the window, barely managing to stabilize my body. Mao Tou said that the valley that their ancestors lived in had been commandeered by the army, establishing a secret military base.
"They are on the other side of the lake. The roads there are not bad, but military regulations prevent your cars from entering." Mao Tou seemed to have long gotten used to the bumpy road, there was no discomfort on his face.
"Ai …" I say, brothers, when we get to the place, count me in too. " After a moment of silence, Mao Tou suddenly flickered with his eyes and said: "I'm small, there are many places that you guys cannot enter, I can enter, and you all have seen my digging technique."
"What's yours?" "What hole?" We were both confused and completely confused by Mao Tou.
"Haha …" Mao Tou smiled ambiguously, as if he had understood the truth of the universe. "Stop pretending, I know what these brothers are here for, don't worry, I won't speak carelessly."
"What are we doing here?" I was shocked and looked at San Mao, thinking that Mao Tou really knew something.
"Hey! Grave robber... Your guys will see. " Mao Tou pointed to the trunk and continued: "Although I have never done this before, I have studied it. Look, this tombstone robbing book is about to be torn apart by me …"
I turned around and saw Mao Tou taking out a book from his bag. I looked at the cover of the book — "Ghost Blows Out the Light"!
"Fuck, you're still running!" Just like that, San Mao carried the Dwarf on his feet. He was about 1.8m tall, but the Dwarf was only about 1.0m.
"Still not honest? "See how I'll take care of you!" San Mao looked around and saw a row of hooks nailed to the side of the room with a few sets of clothes hung on them. San Mao carried the Dwarf and walked over. He tore off two or three pieces of clothes and threw them on the ground, then turned the Dwarf upside down and hung his entire collar on the hook.
The dwarf, his arms and legs too short to reach the hooks, his feet too low to step on the ground, was suspended in the air like a puppet. He struggled for a moment, then suddenly stopped moving and looked at us with a flattering smile.
"See what this is?" The Dwarf's instant noodles were littered with several wallets. San Mao walked over and picked one out, opening it, he saw that the money was still inside. He raised his chin and said: "What about yours?"
The Taoist shrugged and said, "I didn't bring …"
At this time, "General Barton" had already completely lost his momentum and became a fake army that had just surrendered.
"This child... "How can you steal something from someone!" "False army!" They rushed over and beat up the midget that was hanging on the wall.
"Child?!" I almost puked my lungs out as I thought to myself, Auntie, your acting skills are a bit too unrestrained, not as exaggerated as yours. Although this dwarf is small, the wrinkles on his face look like they've been pickled for the whole winter, no matter how I look at it, it looks like you've dug up more than forty points.
"Aiya …" Brother … Sorry... "Kids don't understand …" In an instant, General Barton became as humble as Yang Bai. It was as if the argument just now never happened, and the smile on his face could kill any mosquitoes that stopped on it.
Seeing the old procuress act like this, he no longer had the heart to continue being angry. Instead, he took out a few yuan from his wallet and handed it over: "Hey, I already said that I never eat for free, take the money, the girls can't work on it for nothing."
"Hehe, hehe …" "How can I accept this shame …" The old procuress grabbed the money, lifted up her clothes, and stuffed them into the pocket of her old-fashioned pants.
"Alright, let's do it this way then …" Go back and sleep! " I had had enough of this farce. I turned around and walked out, followed by San Mao and the Taoist.
"You bastard, why do you keep destroying my stage? If you don't eat earlier, you won't eat later. And yet, eating instant noodles at this time? " From behind us came the sound of the bawd's machine-gun swearing, mixed with the crackling of the blows.
The dwarf screamed as he tried to defend himself, "I'm hungry!"
"And you guys!" I told you not to dance in the square all day. "Why didn't you pull him along just now?" The bawd expanded the battlefield and prepared to fight alone against the entire audience: "Don't think that you can be so arrogant after entering the city. Look at all of you, you're just thinking of going out and pretending to be a big tail wolf? Who were they trying to seduce? Eh? Yesterday, he was still in the mountains harvesting pigweed. Today, he had to travel through the mountains, turn his tractor into a minibus, and struggle for half a day before entering the city. Wasn't it to earn some money? Was it easy to earn money? Ah? Don't look down, your head is almost in your pants! I'm telling you, if Ming'er doesn't work properly, you can f * * king kick rocks for me in the park! "
Hearing that, a thought suddenly flashed through my mind, I pulled San Mao and the Taoist, and turned to the group of old grannies: "That …"
The old procuress reflexively turned around. When she turned around, her face was filled with the kind of smile that would kill a mosquito. "Handsome, what else do you want?"
"Let me ask you guys about a place …" I gave a brief description of the valley we were going to.
Unexpectedly, before I could finish my sentence, the expressions of the aunts behind the old procuress and the dwarf hanging on the hook changed.
"Why are you asking about this?" After everyone was stunned for a few seconds, the dwarf asked.
=
"Mao Tou, are you f * * king lying to us? How could this be called a road? It would be even better than a washboard! Did you f * cking go to the wrong place? " San Mao stared straight ahead, his hands holding the steering wheel, chattering nonstop.
We were rolling in a washing machine that looked like a drying program, the car like a lone boat in a storm, now at the crest of a wave, now at the bottom of a ravine. This is not a road at all, it's full of gravel and deep pits, and if it weren't for Prado's powerful cross-country ability, we wouldn't have been able to get to this damn place.
"Of course not, Brother San Mao." Dwarf "Mao Tou" would often fly up from his seat due to the impact, but he still stuck his head out like a curious puppy, sneaking between the two positions, "Even if we tried to borrow our courage, we wouldn't dare to lie to your big brother about that … "Don't worry, I've lived in the Ox yoke Ditch for more than 30 years. I can even find it with my eyes closed. I can't be wrong!"
What happened last night very vividly explained the old saying, "You can find out where you want to find the broken iron shoes, so you can get them without any trouble". Who would have thought that Mao Tou and the group of aunts were all from the place we were about to go — a valley called the "Ox Yoke Gully"?
"I say, brothers, it's not that I'm bragging, but our place is so deep that even ghosts can't be seen. If it wasn't for me leading you, you guys definitely wouldn't have been able to find a hair on the mountain, not even with this machine!" Mao Tou pointed to the GPS beneath the wind shield. There was no road on the GPS at all, only a white patch and a triangle representing our position.
"Also …" And … "How far is it?" The Daoist sat in the back row, his face ashen. "I'm going to puke my intestines out!"
"Not far, turn that cove …" The car won't be able to get in. We have to get out and walk. "
"It's so hard to walk this road, how did you say those soldiers entered?" and the machinery and equipment to open the mountain... " With one hand, I tightly grabbed onto the armrest above the window, barely managing to stabilize my body. Mao Tou said that the valley that their ancestors lived in had been commandeered by the army, establishing a secret military base.
"They are on the other side of the lake. The roads there are not bad, but military regulations prevent your cars from entering." Mao Tou seemed to have long gotten used to the bumpy road, there was no discomfort on his face.
"Ai …" I say, brothers, when we get to the place, count me in too. " After a moment of silence, Mao Tou suddenly flickered with his eyes and said: "I'm small, there are many places that you guys cannot enter, I can enter, and you all have seen my digging technique."
"What's yours?" "What hole?" We were both confused and completely confused by Mao Tou.
"Haha …" Mao Tou smiled ambiguously, as if he had understood the truth of the universe. "Stop pretending, I know what these brothers are here for, don't worry, I won't speak carelessly."
"What are we doing here?" I was shocked and looked at San Mao, thinking that Mao Tou really knew something.
"Hey! Grave robber... Your guys will see. " Mao Tou pointed to the trunk and continued: "Although I have never done this before, I have studied it. Look, this tombstone robbing book is about to be torn apart by me …"
I turned around and saw Mao Tou taking out a book from his bag. I looked at the cover of the book — "Ghost Blows Out the Light"!
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