"Hahaha! Essence!"
"Familiar Shen Zhi! Curse without swear words!" "This is the most ruthless ridicule!"
"Hahahaha! No way, I'm dying of laughter!" "I think I'm about to see Xiao Si's expression!"
Chapter 369 I thought your poems were all that...
No matter how stupid Xiao Si is, he still understands what Shen Zhi means.
As long as you make up five characters, it is a poem, seven characters are quatrains, and a "xi" after it is a Chu Ci.
To say that his poems are hard to come by!
First, he said that the bullshit he wrote was unreasonable, and then he said that he made up the number of words!
There is a "haha" sound on the Internet.
Anger burned in Xiao Si's heart.
Shame, it's so humiliating.
When he first started writing novels, Shen Zhi still didn't know which crew he was in!
Xiao Si replied angrily: "Don't think that you can write two poems! Look at the ones I wrote before, and my novels, they are all best-selling books!" Shen Zhi read it with great interest With Xiao Si's reply.
The slender fingers tapped rhythmically on the table.
Thinking back to his novel, Shen Zhi chuckled lightly.
He typed slowly and replied: "Oh? According to your novel, your poems are not bad? I thought your poems were all like 'You can see every stitch of embroidery on a Gucci green flower dress, and someone wearing Fendi fur The person who cares for you; you can see that the peony like Dior's fragrance blooms for a lifetime, and there is a person wearing a Bot03tegaVeneta autumn leather jacket waiting for you...'".
Shen Zhi's reply was just sent.
Netizens immediately burst into laughter.
"Hahaha! This is too real!" "I laughed so hard! Shen Zhi is a genius!"
"Hahahaha! You can imagine that Xiao Si's face is green with anger!" "Hahahaha! Serve! I'm the most comfortable with Shen Zhi!"
"It's so real! Xiao Si's novels are like this!"
"Hahahaha laugh for a while hahahaha tired hahaha!"
Netizens were really relieved when they saw Shen Zhi's comments.
Xiao Si has been making everyone angry with his sophistry and eloquence.
People are writing novels, sophistication ability full marks.
No one can cure him.
But now, Shen Zhi's simple replies left him speechless.
Quiet!
It's so frustrating!
How could Xiao Si be so easy to give up.
He thought for a moment.
From Weibo, I found my favorite work.
Screenshots and repost on Weibo.
@ Shen Zhi, "Come and see this poem, aren't you amazing, don't change the subject if you have the ability, take a closer look and appreciate it." This poem was written by Xiao Si during the Chinese New Year last year.
It was then that he had an epiphany.
wrote such a poem.
Every now and then he would take it out to take a look.
This is his proud work.
"This scene is twilight and green, and the dust and smoke are New Year's night again. Juchen Mohebei, staying on the south bank of Junjiang River. Back then, when the fire was full, the wine was filled with a quilt. The goose feathers blew the wilderness, and the cold air in the hand. Silent and silent, The snow is over the temples and the temples are warm. The rain knocks on the window in the courtyard on a cold night, and a piece of paper safflower listens to the cool tears.
It seemed that Xiao Si was biting on Shen Zhi and wouldn't let go.
Want to know Shen Zhi's literary skills.
Shen Zhi is just a director.
The fourth is a writer.
Writing poetry is common.
But writing so much, writing novels for so long.
Never been spotted by the president of the China Writers Association.
Dissatisfaction is of course.
How could he endure a director who came out halfway and took his place.
In order to prove yourself, you must do anything!
Shen Zhi briefly read the poem and couldn't help frowning. "What is this stuff!"
Shen Zhi sighed and replied, "You still appreciate it? Don't you think you deserve it? This is also called poetry? Do you really have literary skills?" Facing Shen Zhi's doubts.
Little Four took a breath.
But then calmed down.
He chuckled lightly.
Just a director.
They were discussed on Weibo.
Very transparent.
At this time, hundreds of thousands of netizens have gathered to watch.
Don't you think about the consequences before you talk big?
Xiao Si sneered, "You said that I have no literary skills? Did you forget that you are just a director?"
Of course, Xiao Si didn't say this and sent it out.
Instead, he pretended to be a kind-hearted student and replied, "Then ask 'Mr. Shen' for advice?"
Xiao Si put the three words "Mr. Shen" in quotation marks.
Everyone can understand.
Although Xiao Siguan Shen Zhi called the teacher.
But not really.
Shen Zhi didn't care, and calculated the approximate number of words he wanted to edit. He found that the limit of words for comments was simply not enough.
So Shen Zhi directly opened the document.
Start editing.
Anyway, since there was nothing to do recently, Shen Zhi started to write carefully.
At this time, on Weibo, Shen Zhi was silent.
Netizens thought it was weird.
Xiao Si's fans were instantly happy.
"Look, Shen Zhi must be scared."
"If I had known today, why did I have to do it in the first place! Honestly admit that our little four's poems are good enough, and I'm still stubborn!"
"Our little four's poetry is the real poetry!"
"Shen Zhi definitely didn't dare to speak."
At this time, the president of the Huaxia Writers Association stared at the computer intently.
Eyes do not want to blink.
The mouse in hand kept refreshing the page.
But there are only comments from netizens.
Shen Zhi has not replied yet.
Could it be that Shen Zhi really couldn't tell what was wrong with this poem?
He just glanced at it and found several problems with the poem.
Shen Zhi 227 wrote modern poetry and ancient poetry on this day.
No matter from which poem it is seen, the literary quality is very high.
If Shen Zhi, even Xiao Si, a "poetry" with no literature at all, would not be able to figure out what was wrong.
Then, it can only be considered that the president has misunderstood the person.
But the president has not given up.
He still had hope in his heart, hoping that Shen Zhi could find out the error of Xiao Si's poem.
The president kept refreshing his hands.
Although only two minutes passed.
But the president was a little anxious.
He even wanted to explain in place of Shen Zhi.
Just at this time.
He suddenly refreshed a comment from a netizen: "Everyone, go and see! Shen Zhi posted on Weibo!"
"What? Posting on Weibo? Not commenting here? What did you post?"
This comment has attracted a lot of people.
All transferred to Shen Zhi's Weibo.
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