Entertainment: Eating sunflower seeds in love, is this called Xiaoxianrou?

Ye Chen, who was carrying the burden, came all the way and said hello to everyone.

But there is no intention to stop.

Seeing that it is about to pass by the square, this mysterious operation is really incomprehensible.

However.

Right at this time.

Ye Chen stopped, put down the burden on his shoulders, took out his mobile phone and connected the call.

“Hey, what?”

“No more?”

“Boss, listen to me, the fish I just caught from the river is fresh, but it is much more delicious than the fish in the fish pond.”

“It’s not expensive, fifteen yuan a pound, it’s economical.”

“Hey, hey! Feed? Oh, boss, you really don’t recognize the goods. ”

Ye Chen called loudly.

It’s like a bad signal.

After talking for a long time, when he finally hung up the phone, he still showed that look full of pity.

Then he looked at the fish in the bucket and sighed heavily.

See this scene.

Some grandpas and aunts couldn’t help but be curious.

They all walked towards Ye Chen’s side.

Soon, a dozen grandpas and aunts discussed around the fish in the bucket.

“This fish is good, how much is a pound, young man?” An uncle asked.

“Hey, this fish was originally ordered by someone, fifteen yuan a pound, now the person said no, who wants it, simply sell it for four yuan a pound.”

When Ye Chen said this, his face was full of helplessness.

“Boy, cheaper, I’ll buy one.” One of the aunts said.

“Auntie, look at what you said, if you want to buy it, I will sell it to you for thirteen yuan.”

Ye Chen’s tone when he said this, people who didn’t know thought that he was very familiar with that aunt.

When the people around heard this, they all shouted for thirteen yuan a pound.

Of course, Ye Chen didn’t say anything.

Soon some villagers came out with scales, and even the bags were ready.

More than a dozen fish, sold out in a blink of an eye.

More than a dozen pounds, more than a hundred yuan at once.

Ye Chen then took the burden of “three, three, three” and left.

Broadcast room.

He Jiong: “I just watched Ye Chen’s phone, and even the mobile phone screen didn’t light up, his acting skills, he can act.” ”

Yaya: “Hahaha, I said, his mobile phone has no sound?” ”

Guo Qilin: “A good move to direct and act, Ye Chen’s acting skills, I admire.” ”

Yang Chaoyue: “Huh? Is Ye Chen acting? ”

“Hahaha, Yueyue, this stupid girl, has not reacted until now.”

“Ye Chen, this old sixth, I’ll just say, how can he be embarrassed?”

“Just Ye Chen’s face, if you want to say sorry, the ghost will believe it.”

“This method of selling fish is good, if you learn it, I will try it tomorrow.”

“Ye Chen, are you a fraudulent old man.”

“It shouldn’t be counted, after all, the wild fish caught in the river are thirteen yuan a pound, which is already cheap.”

Only then did the audience in the live broadcast room react to Ye Chen’s purpose in doing this.

Watching this self-directed and self-acted play, I almost laughed.

One by one, they couldn’t help but give Ye Chen a thumbs up.

When Ye Chen returned to the love house with the empty barrel.

Di Li Gerba was dancing in the courtyard.

Seeing Ye Chen come back, he quickly turned his head and asked, “Ye Chen, why are you going?” ”

“Catch fish.”

“What about the fish?” Di Li Gerba craned her neck and looked into the bucket, empty.

“Sold.”

Ye Chen’s answer was also very crisp, making Di Li Reba confused.

After putting the bucket away, Ye Chen came over and watched Di Lireba wriggle around in the yard, feeling funny.

“Laugh what laugh.” Di Li Reba glared at Ye Chen fiercely.

Suddenly remembered what Ye Chen said yesterday.

“The ass looks good.”

Suddenly feeling a little shy, he turned around and faced Ye Chen.

I have to say that Di Li Gerba is still very big.

Especially wearing a white T-shirt, the advantages of the chest are highlighted.

What Ye Chen looked at was called an eye-catcher.

It’s just that the more Ye Chen looks at it, the more wrong it gets.

Di Li Gerba dances like a square dance?

“Reba, are you doing square dancing?” Ye Chen asked.

“Yes, I have to teach those aunts to dance today, of course, I have to practice.”

Di Li Gerba said as she continued to practice.

The song she danced was called “Treading the Waves”, a typical period song.

Di Li Gerba is a little rusty because she has just learned.

The butt left and right, sometimes it can twist wrongly, making Ye Chen laugh.

“My goddess Reba, is this really degenerate?”

“Oh, it’s all to blame Ye Chen, my family Reba actually started square dancing now.”

“Reba, wake up, this is not the dance you should do at your age.”

“Reba, can you be a little shapely.”

“It’s awkward, if you twist it again, Ye Chen will say that your ass looks good again.”

In the live broadcast room, a group of Di Li Gerba’s hearts were broken.

It’s a pity that Di Li Gerba can’t hear it.

And at the moment.

In the living room.

Hua Chenyu, who heard the conversation between the two, suddenly moved.

Immediately came out and looked at Di Li Gerba, with a smug look on his face.

He smiled and said, “Reba, if you want to do square dancing, I can write you a tune, so that you can thrive.” ”

Hua Chenyu smiled brightly.

Because he felt that he said this condition, Di Li Gerba definitely had no reason to refuse.

After all, he is a god in the Chinese music scene.

Being able to personally write a square dance song for Di Li Gerba will definitely win Di Li Gerba’s favor.

At that time, he will sing it logically, and then let Di Li Gerba dance.

Isn’t this a seamless combination.

However, Hua Chenyu overestimated his position in Di Lireba’s mind.

He saw Di Li Gerba grinning at Ye Chen, but he didn’t expect that when Di Li Gerba glanced at him, he immediately put away his smile.

Very politely said: “Thank you, no need.” ”

Hua Chenyu scratched his head in embarrassment and left.

It made a group of passers-by laugh.

Sure enough, as long as you see the mage deflated, it is a happy thing for passers-by and spectators.

As for Hua Chenyu’s fans, that scolding quickly disappeared into applause.

Watching Hua Chenyu leave.

Only then did Di Li Gerba turn her head to stare at Ye Chen.

The boss with a pair of beautiful eyes, the look of a fierce milk, walked over step by step.

The protruding advantage was infinitely magnified in Ye Chen’s eyes.

“What are you doing?”

Ye Chen would be sitting on the steps.

Di Li Gerba walked over, and the height of Ye Chen’s head was exactly at the position of Di Li Gerba’s peak.

Somewhat embarrassing.

Ye Chen’s body leaned back.

“Don’t you know how to write songs? Help me write a song suitable for square dancing. ”

Di Li Gerba didn’t notice Ye Chen’s embarrassment at the moment.

Broadcast room.

Yang Chaoyue: “Hua Chenyu is not a professional singer?” She didn’t want to take the initiative to write songs for Reba, and now she asked Ye Chen to write them? ”

Yaya, Guo Qilin, and He Jiong all turned their heads to look towards Yang Chaoyue.

I couldn’t help but show my aunt smile.

Yang Chaoyue was confused.

“Hahaha, Yueyue, you are stupid and sweet, I don’t understand what’s going on?”

“Don’t look at Reba every day, but people are still very measured, just play with Ye Chen, other boys, all give me the side.”

“Look, Reba likes Ye Chen.”

“I don’t know if I like Ye Chen or not, but I definitely don’t like Hua Chenyu.”

Ye Chen didn’t expect Di Li Gerba to make this request.

But if you think about it carefully, it must have been what Hua Chenyu said just now that woke Reba.

“If I write songs, I don’t do any good, I don’t write them.”

Ye Chen shook his head and refused.

Joke.

Wrote a song, and sang it again.

And then teach Di Li Gerba to dance.

In this way, there is not enough time for a day.

“Benefits? So what benefits do you want? Di Li Reba asked with big eyes.

Moved a little further.

Ye Chen hid back again and said hesitantly: “Your money is all here with me, and you have no money, so I still decided not to write it.” ”

“No, if you don’t write it, I’ll pester you every day.” Grandma Di Lireba said fiercely.

“Besides, I won’t let you up right now.” After speaking, Di Lireba leaned forward a little more.

This time, Ye Chen was going to lie on the ground.

Moreover, Di Lireba’s strong sense of oppression made Ye Chen unable to even hide.

He immediately asked, “Are you going to feed me?” ”

As soon as the words came out, Di Li Gerba realized the ambiguous posture between himself and Ye Chen now.

Instantly blushed his cheeks and pushed Ye Chen fiercely, only then stood up, hugged his arms, and turned around in a huff.

“Look, look, what kind of tiger and wolf words are these words.”

“Are you going to feed me? Ye Laoliu, you come over, I promise to. ”

“Is this a human language, this is Reba, it’s my goddess, Ye Laoliu, you can be a person.”

“You don’t have any romance that love should have.”

“I love to watch such pictures, give me a dozen.”

“Woo-hoo, if Reba does this to me, I’m willing to die.” (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

In this regard, the four people in the director room were already laughing so much that they couldn’t get up.

No comments can be made.

Ye Chen sat up straight, looking at Di Lireba’s breathless appearance, and said a little unbearably at the moment.

“In this way, you help me wash my clothes for a week, and I will help you write.”

“Who knows if you wrote well or not?” Di Li Gerba’s mouth was about to pout.

“Promise you’re satisfied, okay?” Ye Chen promised helplessly.

“Yes, if I’m satisfied, I’ll help you wash your clothes for a week.” Only then did Di Li Gerba turn around and glared at Ye Chen.

Ye Chen waved his hand.

“What for?”

Di Li Gerba asked suspiciously.

“Take pen and paper, don’t you write songs?” Ye Chen had a black line.

“Don’t you have to go in and write?” Di Li Gerba was stunned.

Writing songs?

Is it so casual?

Just sit at the door and write?

However, at Ye Chen’s request, Di Li Gerba quickly took out a pen and paper from the room and handed it to Ye Chen.

Ye Chen immediately began to write.

“This wave of 13, I give Ye Chen ninety-nine points, and I am afraid that he will be proud.”

“Hahahaha, that’s right, these 13 can be…”

“Ye Chen, advise you to sit for a while, and tell Reba tomorrow, you can’t write it.”

“Ye Chen has already begun to write, but at such a fast speed, it is not necessary to write songs or numbers.”

“Ye Chen won’t be writing pi, right?”

Even several people in the director room looked at this scene with doubts on their faces.

Guo Qilin: “Teacher He, do you think Ye Chen is really writing songs or pretending?” ”

He Jiong: “Although I really want to believe that Ye Chen is real, I feel unrealistic. ”

Yaya: “That is, who said that writing songs is writing songs?” ”

Yang Chaoyue: “I can’t see anything.” ”

Di Li Gerba stood aside.

Looking at Ye Chen writing rustling in his notebook.

It didn’t take long for Ye Chen to put down his pen and laugh.

“Written?” Di Li Gerba asked uncertainly.

“Well, it’s written.” Ye Chen nodded affirmatively.

“If you dare to tease me, I will bite you.” Grandma Di Lireba said fiercely.

Ye Chen has a black line, this girl, don’t have this biting proclivity.

“In this way, you sing it first, and if I can, I promise to help you do your laundry.”

For the sake of caution, Di Li Gerba still wanted to hear how the song went.

“If you want me to sing, add a week.” Ye Chen said.

“Okay.” Di Li Reba readily agreed.

Ye Chen coughed.

After clearing his throat, he began to sing.

【The vast world is my love】

【Flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green mountain】

[What kind of rhythm is the most swinging]

[What kind of singing voice is the most cheerful]

【The crooked river comes from the sky】

【Flowing to the sea of thousands of purples and thousands of reds】

[Hot songs are our expectations]

[Singing while walking along the way is the most comfortable]

[If we want to sing, we must sing the hardest]

Ye Chen’s voice was thick and his singing voice was loud.

A song “The Most Dazzling National Style” that has never appeared before was sung.

It’s like opening up a new understanding of Di Lireba’s songs.

Not only Di Li Gerba, but even Yang Mi, Liu Yifei, Hua Shao, and Hua Chenyu in the living room also came out.

Several people asked Di Lireba what was going on.

Then I learned that Ye Chen only took a few minutes to write this square dance divine comedy.

It was even more shocking.

And Hua Chenyu, who just wanted to show himself in front of Di Li Gerba, walked away grayly.

Hua Shao saw a few girls looking at Ye Chen’s gaze, and also left quickly, for fear that he would not hold back a mouthful of old blood and vomit.

Liu Yifei and Yang Mi looked at Ye Chen with a smile on their faces, just like Di Li Gerba, shouting for Ye Chen to sing again.

Broadcast room.

He Jiong glared and said, “Director, is this song sure that Ye Chen wrote it on the spot?” ”

Guo Qilin followed and asked, “Isn’t it arranged by the program team?” ”

Yaya: “I don’t feel like it, because I just saw the lyrics written by Ye Chen.” ”

Yang Chaoyue had already stood up, his body twisted up, and he sang while twisting: “What kind of singing voice is the most cheerful.”

“Hahaha, the moon and moon dance so good-looking.”

“This song, Divine Comedy, I 5.3 rub, Ye Laoliu, are you really here?”

“Say it’s funny, Ye Laoliu, you go first to play?”

“No, I can’t bear it, obviously Ye Lao Liu is also a thick-skinned person, why do you have such a good talent.”

“That’s it, I can’t bear it, this old six, I’m angry.”

“Hahaha, at this time, shouldn’t we celebrate Ye Chen for creating a divine comedy?”

“I’m also strange, Ye Chen’s fans don’t feel like they play cards according to the routine.”

Other people’s fans have done something shocking on their idols.

will be very cooperative praise.

And Ye Chen’s fans are different.

Seeing Ye Chen write a divine comedy in such a short time.

And singing so well.

Ye Chen’s fans were not happy.

Say that everyone is funny together, you want to sing and debut?

No way.

When pigs fly.

But let’s talk about it.

In the live broadcast room, some netizens still edited this video and posted it online.

Instantly sparked a heated discussion.

At this time, there were few square dance songs.

It’s all some old songs from the seventies and eighties.

Jumping back and forth.

Not to mention dancing aunts, even those who listen hear calluses in their ears.

So when Ye Chen’s song “The Most Dazzling National Style” appeared, it naturally detonated the whole network.

Although Ye Chen sings a cappella, Ye Chen’s singing skills, combined with any music, are completely calm.

Some versatile netizens fused this song with a heavy metal soundtrack.

Immediately opened the door to a new world of square dancing.

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