Entertainment: Extreme survival for 30 days
Chapter 142
Lin Yu’s reaction was very fast, and his right hand was raised!
In an instant, Liu Yifei flew into the air, and the soles of her feet slipped!
Poof… She was lying at Lin Yu’s feet, looking very embarrassed.
Lin Yu smiled and said, “Although I caught a quail, you don’t need to enthusiastically express your appreciation and admiration for me in such a reverent way!” Brother’s little heart, a little unbearable wow! ”
Liu Yifei hurriedly got up, wiped the sludge from his mouth, his face was red, and his heart was pounding.
This area is relatively remote and the weeds are relatively high, so the camera cannot capture clearly.
Otherwise, the audience will feast their eyes.
Guan Xiaotong huffed and said, “Hmph! A big man actually robbed quail with a girl! Not afraid of jokes from viewers and fans! ”
Lin Yu’s thick eyebrows raised: “First of all, robbing quail is a competition task designed by the program group, why don’t I grab it?” Will I give you the quail? ”
“Secondly, it’s remote, and the weeds grow relatively tall for viewers and fans to see! The time and place are favorable, so that fools don’t rob it! Do you think I’m mentally retarded?! ”
Upon hearing this, Liu Yan and Kyung Tian breathed a sigh of relief and busily sorted out their hair and skirts.
Guan Xiaotong continued to reproach: “Lin Yu, your skin is too thick! ”
Lin Yu said seriously: “I can’t eat with a thin skin, but fortunately my skin is thick enough to catch quail, you must admit that thick skin is also an advantage.” ”
Jing Tian’s apricot eyes widened, “Lin Yu, you play hooligans!” Just grabbed my skirt! ”
Lin Yu said with a smile: “It’s not that brother deliberately plays hooligans, but the quail is too naughty!” Put yourself in your shoes, if a quail gets into my clothes, you will be merciless and fiercely grab it! ”
“By then, I will not only be bruised all over my body, but even become a eunuch! So, who will be responsible for the rest of my life? ”
Swoosh! Jing Tian was amused by Lin Yu and couldn’t help laughing.
Lin Yu took a long breath: “Alas… Compare hearts to hearts and understand each other! ”
At this moment, Zhao Liying and Ni Qiu are still guarding the front of the puddle, joining forces to block Huang Bo and Deng Chao.
Because of their unfavorable position, Huang Bo and Deng Chao were embarrassed and embarrassed, and could not escape the puddle at all.
Deng Chao held his head high and shouted: “Special! I see that you two are female streamers, so I didn’t fight back! I solemnly warn you, if you don’t get out of the way, I will launch a rush, even I am very afraid! ”
This guy’s face is all black sludge, which is very funny.
Zhao Liying crossed her waist with one hand and pointed at Deng Chao’s nose: “Don’t just talk and practice, hurry up!” See if I don’t kick you down, eat a few more mouthfuls of smelly mud! ”
Deng Chao was so embarrassed that he almost went crazy.
Huang Bo waved his fist and shouted angrily: “Tiger Fall Pingyang was bullied by dogs!” The villain has the will! ”
Ni Nickname retorted with a scream: “Huang Bo! Who is a dog? Now that he has become a drowning dog, he is still arrogant? Bah! I seriously despise you! ”
Huang Bo was stunned by choking, shrunk his neck, and the muddy water fell smoothly.
Lin Yu raised the quail and said with a smile: “Let them go, I’ve caught the quail!” ”
“Wow!” Zhao Liyingxi, “This quail is not small, its meat must be fragrant!” ”
Witnessing the quail, Huang Bo and Deng Chao were stunned, and their eyes showed jealousy.
Jing Tian came over and said aggrievedly: “Brother Huang, Yifei and I almost caught the quail, but we were snatched away by Lin Yu…”
When Deng Chao heard this, he let go of his voice and shouted: “Lin Yu! You especially rob quail with women, you are so thick-skinned! ”
Lin Yu said unashamedly: “Thank you for the compliment!” Thick skin, eat enough! ”
Huang Bo climbed out of the puddle and said angrily: “Lin Yu! You are simply toothless! ”
Lin Yu said sharply: “Lao Tzu now throws the quail into the puddle and lets Yingbao and Ni Xiao catch it, in good conscience, will you also jump into the puddle toothlessly and grab the quail with them?” ”
In an instant, Huang Bo was hit in the soft underbelly, and he deflated his mouth and stopped shouting.
Deng Chao stared directly at the quail, deliberately fanning the flames: “Lin Yu, don’t just talk and practice, hurry up and throw the quail, show us, throw it quickly!” ”
Lin Yu sneered: “Throw a bird feather!” Are you stupid to be Lao Tzu? I throw one second, you jump into the pit the next second to catch quail! ”
Deng Chao hehe twice: “Don’t you dare to throw it, don’t nag!” ”
Lin Yu was too lazy to pay attention to Tease Bichao and led Zhao Liying and Ni Nickname out of the grass.
Liu Yan and Guan Xiaotong followed reluctantly, like farts.
Suddenly, Guan Xiaotong asked: “Lin Yu, is this quail male or female?” ”
Lin Yu stopped: “I was just happy and forgot to watch it!” I reckon, it should be a male quail! ”
Jing Tian also leaned over and asked curiously, “Male?” You guessed, right? ”
Lin Yu looked at Jing Tian: “It’s not a random guess, I have a basis.” ”
Jing Tian asked, “What basis?” ”
Lin Yu ridiculed: “Because, it just drilled into your arms!” ”
Jing Tian scolded angrily: “Get out! Don’t face! ”
Guan Xiaotong asked again: “How to tell the sex of a quail?” ”
Lin Yulang said: “It’s very simple, lift your tail, you can separate the male and female!” ”
“You know a lot!” Liu Yan’s eyebrows raised slightly.
Lin Yu also raised his eyebrows: “Liu Yan, your life experience and experience are definitely richer than mine, please stop pretending to be pure.” ”
“Hate…” Liu Yan rolled her eyes in disgust.
Lin Yu raised the quail with one hand, pulled its tail with the other, and said to Guan Xiaotong: “Look, there is a meat pimple, which fully shows that it is a male quail!” ”
Guan Xiaotong looked closer: “What is this meat pimple?” ”
Lin Yu looked directly into Guan Xiaotong’s eyes: “You really don’t know, fake don’t know?” ”
Guan Xiaotong said: “I really don’t know…”
Lin Yu prompted: “Quail’s egg! You should know!! ”
Guan Xiaotong suddenly came to his senses, and his face turned red: “Oh… I see…”
Zhao Liying giggled and patted Lin Yu’s shoulder: “Can you be tactful?” ”
Lin Yu said: “My biggest advantage is that I am honest and straightforward, why do I have to be tactful, I am not a literati of the gentle school!” Moreover, Guan Xiaotong does not like hypocritical boys. ”
Guan Xiaotong’s heart trembled slightly, and he covered his mouth and smiled.
Ni Nickname asked: “Strange, why is this quail hiding here alone?” Could it be that there are other quails hiding nearby? ”
Lin Yu’s eyes lit up: “Yes, there may be …”
Before he finished speaking, he saw Huang Bo and Deng Chao pick up their spears and quickly walk to the front of the pile of rubble!
They kept beating the stones with their spears in an attempt to scare the quail out…
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