Entertainment: Falling in love with Fatty makes the whole internet laugh like crazy

God is representing shit, and he has to write a theme song?

“Sign! You have to sign! Arrange a time immediately. I want to see the factory director.”

“Boss, do you want to inform Zhang Chen?”

“You don’t need to worry about this. If this kid isn’t so good at that, uh, no, if not I thought he was handsome and told him to get out. I have the final say whether he agrees or disagrees.” ”

Um, boss, what are you talking about? I don’t understand.”

“Xiao Nian, don’t ask so much, hurry up. Arrange the time and sign the contract.”

“Okay.”

…

At the same time, Fatty’s boss Damimi also received a call.

It was Fatty’s manager, Little Bee, calling.

“Boss, there is an organic fertilizer factory looking for our Fat Di to endorse. Do you want to accept it?”

Damimi was also stunned: “How could an organic fertilizer factory find us? Fat Di’s previous endorsements were all high-end cosmetics, including Donkey brand sachets. Waiting for high-end and fashionable products, organic fertilizers? It’s really funny.”

“Boss, that’s it. Didn’t the video of Fat Di and Zhang Chen blowing shit up become a hot search? I heard their factory director wanted to find Fat Di and Zhang Chen Let’s endorse together.”

“That won’t work. We are in the fashion industry. How can we endorse fertilizer? Absolutely not.” ”

Oh, that’s it, boss, that’s okay. Then I’ll refuse. Isn’t it just 100 million? I look down on it. Who is it?”

“Wait a minute, little bee, what did you just say? How much?”

“One hundred million.”

“One hundred million?”

“One hundred million.”

“Take it, you have to take it, let me tell you, it’s not money. Regarding money, the main reason is that I want Fatty to broaden his route, as if there is nothing wrong with adopting a down-to-earth persona.” ”

Haha, boss, I understand, I will arrange it right away.”

… ………

Zhang Chen pulled Fatty out of the hotel. Not long after they left, the phone rang at the same time.

These are their boss’s phone numbers.

Zhang Chen: “Hey, boss, what’s going on?”

Yang Tianzhen: “Zhang Chen, I got an endorsement for you, for shit.”

“What? Endorsement for shit? My mother, boss, are you there? That’s a mistake.”

“Of course not. By the way, their factory said they want you to write a theme song. Think about it. The signing ceremony will be held in three days, and you have to come to attend.” “Hey, boss, boss.

”

“Dududu~”

The other end of the phone has hung up.

God is representing shit, so he has to write a theme song? It’s noisy.

Fat Di was also confused after hearing Damimi say that she wanted to endorse Dung.

You two look at me and I look at you.

“Pfft~ Hahahaha, you are laughing so hard, endorsing shit? I never thought that I would be endorsing shit, hahaha.” “Don’t say it

, Zhang Chen, I think it’s quite exciting, hahaha, you just don’t know about us. What will fans think?”

Netizens in the live broadcast room naturally heard their conversation just now.

“Fuck~ Endorsing shit? Oh my God, this really opens the door to a new world. Can you imagine?” ”

A goddess and a male god, endorsing shit, well, it sounds very exciting.” ”

Hahaha , laugh to death, it’s so funny, boss, you don’t play like this.” “

It’s over, it’s over, Fatty is completely implicated by Zhang Chen this time, and the two of them are going further and further away from each other.”

“…”

Endorsement is not enough, the key is to write a theme song, and it has to be about shit.

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This is not easy to handle.

“Pang Di, tell me, although I have sung several saliva songs before, this time it really stumped me. Do you have any good ideas?” At this moment,

Zhang Chen suddenly heard something in his mind. A system voice.

[Ding dong, it’s detected that the host is about to write a song. Do you want to exchange it for the god-level songwriting master skill? Now we are doing an event on May Day. No 998, no 998, only 699, only 699]

Huh? Is there such a skill?

Zhang Chen turned on the system and a panel appeared in his mind.

[God-level songwriting master, redeemable popularity value 69,900]

Damn it, so expensive? Zhang Chen was really shocked.

There are currently less than 90,000 popularity points in the system, and more than half of them will be removed at once.

But it’s expensive for a reason.

Then redeem it.

[Ding dong, congratulations to the host for successfully redeeming it. It is detected that the host is about to write a song. “XX” is particularly suitable. 】

Zhang Chen’s mind suddenly shook, and a song that particularly suited his current mood appeared in his mind. The lyrics, music, and arrangement were all available.

“Hey hey hey, hey hey hey.”

“Zhang Chen, why are you giggling?”

“Hey hey, Fatty, yes, I know what song to write.”

“What song?”

“Let’s give it a try first, you’ll know it then. Got it.”

…………………….

At the same time, at an intersection in the distance, a police car was parked.

There were three or four traffic policemen around directing traffic.

One of the staff members was filming a traffic policeman with a mobile phone, apparently live broadcasting.

“Hello netizens, I am your good friend Police Officer Tan. It’s time to educate everyone about the law.” ”

Behind me is the famous Ancient City Pool. There are many tourists now. Everyone must obey the traffic rules. ”

Everyone followed the camera and looked over. Did you see that the car was not parked in the correct position? We must avoid this situation.”

Netizens in Officer Tan’s live broadcast room also spoke one after another.

“It’s time to watch Officer Tan again.”

“I like Officer Tan so much. Officer Tan, you are my idol.”

“I really want to give birth to a monkey for Officer Tan.”

“…”

And While everyone was talking about it, in the lower left corner of the screen in Officer Tan’s live broadcast room, a three-wheeler was slowly driving towards Officer Tan.

Officer Tan naturally also observed this three-wheeler.

“Did you netizens see it? A three-wheeler came over there. It’s obvious that he has violated traffic regulations. Let’s stop him and ask him.” ”

Young man, stop for a moment.”

I saw a policeman in front of me. .

Fatty on the three-bouncer was also a little flustered: “Hey, Zhang Chen, what’s going on? The police are waving at us, as if they want us to stop.” “Don’t worry,

Fatty, I’m here.”

Netizens saw After that, I was worried about the two of them.

“It’s broken. I don’t know if Zhang Chen has a driver’s license. If he doesn’t have a driver’s license, it will be troublesome. Then he will have to impound the car.” ”

That’s not the key. The key is that these three people can’t pull people away.” ”

Hahaha, I didn’t expect it. We have encountered this situation. Let’s see how Zhang Chen solves it in a moment.”

“Good guy, isn’t that Officer Tan? I am also a fan of their program. I must watch Officer Tan’s daily live broadcast.” “It turns out

that It’s Police Officer Tan, it’s going to be interesting now, let’s see what Zhang Chen will do.”

Netizens were full of curiosity and looking forward to how things would develop…