(This world is a parallel world, and some settings are inconsistent with the real world, so you are done with it)
(The first meeting between the protagonist and Reba is in Chapter 7)
“Teacher He, did the guests who came today call to order?” Peng Peng’s voice came from the yard to the house。
“Not yet. If there are guests coming today, they should be here soon. Maybe they won’t come today, right? ”
He Jiong was still as unhurried as ever. He was playing with the little H in the house.。
“Little H peed in the room again. Sister, please bring our mop.。”
“Oh, come on, H, why did you pee in the room again? This won’t happen next time. ”
Zifeng’s gentle voice gradually spread from the yard to the house.
Huang Lei was studying how to marinate the fish in the kitchen. He heard the conversation of several people and shouted to them:
“H peed in the house again? Come on, come on, take him to the kitchen, we have dinner tonight. He
Jiong quickly hugged little H and shouted to the door:
“Teacher Huang, you are scaring little H again. Don’t be afraid. Our H is so cute, how can he eat H?” If you want to eat, you have to eat Tianba and Diandian first.。”
“Hahaha, Teacher He, if you say the same thing, Brother Chi Chi will be sad when he hears it. “Peng Peng smiled and said to He Jiong after hearing what he said.
Sister Zifeng covered her mouth and smiled secretly. (It is set as an adult and cannot be punished)
……
At this time, a black car from the program crew was driving on the mountain road half an hour away from the mushroom house.。
“Um? ”
Liu Yi woke up suddenly. Where is this? Why am I here?
“Teacher Liu, you finally woke up. You are about to go to the mushroom house. You haven’t ordered yet. “When the staff of the program team saw Liu Yixing, they said to him anxiously。
“Order? “Liu Yi asked the staff with a questioning tone.
The people in the program team had no doubts. They just thought that he had never watched Xiang Xiang. This made them anxious. He slept
from the moment he got in the car, and immediately fell asleep. They were about to arrive at the place, a necessary step to go to the Mushroom House, and the ordering hadn’t started yet, so they didn’t dare to call.
If Liu Yi’s fans found out, it might cause a huge blow to the entire program team. You know, that It was like a group of lunatics, and few people in the entire entertainment industry dared to offend him.
Liu Yi frowned slightly, and there was some swelling and pain in his head. After more than ten seconds, the pain subsided, and Liu Yi understood what happened. It turned out that
he He arrived in another world, and he was a hot star, second to none among the young fresh meats. Although he didn’t have any masterpieces in his opinion, after being operated by the company, the children followed him like crazy.
This No, one of the most popular variety shows at the moment invited him to be a guest in Mushroom House. Others couldn’t get in even if they paid for it, and if his advertising fee was revealed, many people would be shocked. Liu Yi on the other
hand Dealing with the staff, “Okay, okay, I’ll make a call now. ”
While looking through the memories, I didn’t have enough time, so I could only briefly look through the recent memories. The original person committed suicide, and the method was obscure. No one noticed anything wrong until he got in the car. The reason was actually because his fans violently attacked other people online. It was prompted by the guilt that arose.
This person is not bad, he has a conscience, unlike some people who would even add fuel to the flames, and this person was also implicated by fans and is not popular among passers-by, which is a pity. From what I remember
, , if the development speed of the two worlds is in the same direction, next year and the year after will be the era of rapid rise in traffic. As a hot traffic, Liu Yi can make a lot of money every day, how cool it is. The staff of the program team handed over a phone call
. It has been agreed that the phone number can be dialed by clicking the dial button.
Liu Yi politely took the phone and dialed the number of Mushroom House.。
“Dudu, hello, this is the mushroom house。”
“Hello, I am。。”
Listening to He Jiong’s voice coming from the other side of the phone, Liu Yi subconsciously introduced herself. It suddenly occurred to her that concealing her identity was one of the great pleasures she longed for. Then she suddenly changed her voice and said, “I am Ba Lingling.” After saying
this After the sentence, he changed to another voice。
“Also today’s guest. “Change the voice again。
“I’d like to place an order. ”
He Jiong felt a little headache after hearing this. Who is this boring? And I have always been able to distinguish people by their voices, but I can’t hear this person’s voice. It’s okay. I have to say a few more words and listen again. .
He Jiong asked: “What do you want to order?” Liu
Yi changed his voice again and said: “I want a gathering of heroes, Guan Gong fights Qin Qiong, and the little green dragon is shattered to pieces. Well, let’s add another soup!” I want Pearl Jade White Jade Soup, can you make it? ”
Good guy, who is this person? When he introduced himself, he said he was Ba Linglong, but he actually used eight different voices to order the dishes, and the names of the dishes he ordered were so weird that He Jiong had to ask: “Hello, guest
. , these dishes you ordered, Gathering of Heroes, I know it is mixed radish, but I really don’t know what the other ones are, can you introduce them? ”
On the other side of the phone where He Jiong couldn’t see it, Liu Yi laughed silently. He guessed it so easily. Doesn’t it seem like I’m not good enough?。
“I have already ordered the dishes. Can Mushroom House cook them? Or is it that Mr. Huang from Mushroom House is in vain? ”
The eyes of He Jiong and Peng Peng and Yu Zifeng who were listening suddenly widened. Is he provoking Teacher Huang? This person is here to cause trouble. No, you have to call Teacher Huang over. He Jiong covered the mouthpiece of the phone with one hand
. Then he shouted into the yard:
“Teacher Huang, there is a troublemaker here, I can’t control myself, come and take a look. ”
Huang Lei was chopping vegetables. Before he put down the knife, he heard He Jiong’s voice and walked towards the house with the knife. 。
“What are you here for? Ruining the place? I want to see who is so brave. If he is really here to cause trouble, he must be allowed in but not able to get out. ”
Covering the microphone does not completely isolate the sound, but it can make the people listening on the other side less harsh. He Jiong’s movements show his unique carefulness. When
Liu Yi heard Huang Lei come here, he repeated it again once。
“How about a gathering of heroes, Guan Gong fighting Qin Qiong, the little green dragon being shattered to pieces, and the pearl, emerald and white jade soup? Can I make a mushroom house? ”
Huang Lei didn’t spit out a mouthful of old blood. Not to mention these weird names, what kind of weird habit is he just saying the name of a dish and changing his voice?
Huang Lei’s nose moved and he looked at He Jiong, Asked if he had guessed who the other party was?
He Jiong shrugged his shoulders.
Hey, this is a master. He actually stumped the two parents of the mushroom house
(Read more novels by visiting our website: Knights Novel) . This person is a bit interesting.。
“You do it! It’s here as soon as it comes. “Huang Lei, who couldn’t guess the answer, was very good at dragging words. Anyway, he would let them knead him when the time comes. A man is not in a hurry for revenge.。
“Okay, bye Teacher Huang, bye Teacher He, Peng Peng, see you soon, Sister Zifeng. “After saying that, he hung up the phone.
Pengpeng and Zifeng of Mushroom House were a little surprised. They didn’t say a word just now. How did the person on the other side know that they were listening?
He Jiong looked at the two silly children who were not living up to expectations. He said to them: “Didn’t I call you Teacher Huang just now? We are both here. Can you please sit aside? If you are so curious, you must be by the phone!”
“that’s true! Haha, hahaha. “Peng Peng smiled honestly.
Liu Yi, who was in the car, returned his phone to the staff and looked at the scenery outside the window with some ecstasy.
He didn’t know how he got into this body. Fortunately, he didn’t have a family or parents in his previous life. I am just worried that as a staff member of a fourth-tier star, I am afraid that I will have to find a job again. The
location here is in western Hunan, with winding mountain roads that have no end in sight, and there are layers of terraces stacked on top of each other. Exuding their own unique charm, the quaint villages interact with the virgin forests, forming a spectacular natural scenery.
To outsiders, Liu Yi seems to be closing his eyes to rest, but only he knows what is going on.
System :Ding, your system is online. This system can check your phone bills and traffic for you.
Liu Yi: Get lost.
Maybe it’s because I read too many system articles in my previous life, and if I put it to myself, I am always unwilling to let the system control me. Life, whoever loves this system wants it.
In Liu Yi’s opinion, the system is running like crazy at this time, and it feels like the CPU is burned out.
The system has crashed.。。。
“Teacher Liu, after getting off the bus, there will be cameras following the whole process. We hope it will be broadcast live on the Internet in real time. Please pay attention soon. ”
The people from the program team were worried that Liu Yi would cause trouble because he had never seen Xiang Xiang, so they quickly introduced him to Xiang Xiang’s basic situation.。
“After I go there, they may ask you to do some work. If you are willing, do it, and it will also attract people from the outside. If you don’t want to, tell me now and I will inform the program team. ”
Liu Yi was a little surprised. Does he have such a big celebrity? This is what he yearns for. The leading variety show platform in China would actually ask him for his opinion.。
“It’s okay, just carry on as normal, I’m not that squeamish. ”
After listening to Liu Yi’s words, the people in the program team believed it, but they would rather Liu Yi didn’t work. Once, Liu Yi’s finger was scratched. He didn’t say anything, but he was Fans scolded the working team for three whole days, and Liu Yi couldn’t hold him back.。
“Teacher Liu, I got off the bus from here according to the normal procedure. Do you think you should get off now, or should we send it off further?”
“Just get off from here. Please open the trunk for me. Thank you.。”
“OK “The staff of the program did not expect Liu Yi to be so polite, so this is the basic etiquette of being a human being, but few of these famous stars, especially young freshmen, understand this。
“The trunk has been opened, let me help you move it out。”
“No, I can do it myself. “Liu Yi said as he took down his suitcase. His
suitcase was not heavy. After all, he had already wanted to end his life. He just brought two sets of changes of clothes, and the others looked like celebrities. She didn’t bring any necessary cosmetics or anything else.
Liu Yi pulled the suitcase and walked to the Mushroom House according to the signs on the road while admiring the scenery along the way. The scenery
here is really good. Liu Yi, who has lived in the city for a long time, is in this bumpy land. The uneven country road only felt relaxed and happy. Everything here was natural, which gave Liu Yi the urge to stay here for a long time. At this time,
in the mushroom house, Huang Lei, He Jiong and Peng Peng, Zifeng was discussing who would be coming soon?
He Jiong thought for a while and said, “I didn’t recognize who it was, which is strange. I can recognize most people in the entertainment industry. This person is really…” ,”
Before he finished speaking, Huang Lei took it and said: “Scorpion’s daddy – the only one. He
Jiong patted him and said, “Go, what are you talking about?” Can’t you say something nice?。”
“Ha ha ha ha.
Peng Peng said at this time: “I feel like a young man. ”
Zifeng retorted: “How do you know? ” There might be something elderly in his voice.
Peng Peng raised his head and expressed his guess: “Are old people so naughty? “”
“Why not? ”
After Zifeng finished speaking, he subconsciously glanced at Huang Lei. All three of them noticed his action. Huang Lei even snorted. Zifeng stuck out his tongue cutely when his little move was noticed. Huang Lei treated
Zifeng She has always been like a daughter. The fate between the two of them came from a TV series, in which they had a father-daughter relationship. After the show, the relationship between the two seemed to be passed down.
Zifeng’s words just now seemed to stimulate Huang Lei. , he said like a child:
“No matter who he is, once he comes to the Mushroom House, there is no way he can escape unscathed. We must let him peel off a layer of skin and let him understand whose territory this is.” ”
Peng Peng stood there like a quail, not daring to breathe. If he provoked the angry Teacher Huang, I don’t know if the guests would back down. He would definitely have to back off. He Jiong next to him had a full face
. Smiling, he knew that Huang Lei was stimulated, and he was looking forward to what would happen after today’s guests arrived.。
……
“I’m at the Mushroom House, and I don’t know if the food I just ordered is ready? At least there must be a little green dragon that can be shattered into pieces! “Liu Yi said to the camera following him.
People squatting in the live broadcast room could not see his face. Before entering the mushroom house, Liu Yi’s face had been blocked by the mosaic. Everyone in the live broadcast room heard his words. Discuss。
“Do you know what the Shattered Green Dragon is?”
“Damn it, little Qinglong, I think the guests here today will soon be beaten to pieces by Teacher Huang and Teacher He!”
“What kind of dish is this? I want to try it too. ”
Liu Yi cleared her throat and switched her voice to that of the old lady.。
“Is there anyone there? Is there no one to pick up the guests when they arrive? No respect for the elderly at all. ”
Don’t tell me, this body’s voice talent is really good. The half-baked skills I learned from online tutors were perfectly displayed on this body. Everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned when they heard his voice
. About to explode。
“Is this person an old lady?”
“This outfit doesn’t look like it, and the movements are so neat。”
“Could this be some great voice actor?”
“Worship, when he was just ordering, this person had eight different voices. “
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