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Liu Yi’s words aroused interest in both of them, and they both encouraged: “Tell me about it?”

Liu Yi no longer tried to be pretentious, but immediately put his hands behind his back and said like an old scholar endorsing:

“The old man walks on the wall, and the water hits three people. A thousand miles, it is said that one can soar up to ninety thousand miles.”

After hearing Liu Yi’s words in the live broadcast room, he almost exploded。

【“Which poem is this? Why do I feel so familiar? Feeling so strange again?”

“This old man is really powerful, but if he really has the ability to travel ninety thousand miles, why would he still have to climb a wall? Don’t talk about arresting him to serve as a soldier, one person can bring peace to the entire country!”

“It’s over. I just recited it today. I feel like I won’t know it anymore after listening to it.。”】

Yang Mi’s eyes were also twitching, talent, he was definitely a talent, no wonder the name of the dish just now allowed him to explain it like that.

Reba also has a lot of poetry reserves, but she has never done this like Liu Yi, as if she has opened a door to a new world.。

“He is even more timid when he is close to his hometown, and he kills one person every ten steps. ”

As soon as this sentence came out, the live broadcast room became even more lively.。

【“Did this man come home to seek revenge?”

“Is this a massacre of a village?】

“When we wake up, we have fun together, and our children suddenly come together。”

【“Why did the car speed suddenly increase?”

“Did I get on the wrong bus?”

“Reasonable, very reasonable, hey hey hey。”】

Yang Mi and Reba listened very happily, and the more they listened, the more addicted they became. Reba rolled his eyes at this time, wanting to embarrass Liu Yi, and said: “Liu Yi, is there

anything that can be connected together? Make it one.” The whole poem?”

Can this stump Liu Yi? Just kidding, give me whatever you want.

Liu Yi didn’t even think too much and said:

“The general and I took off our shirts and spent the spring night warm in the hibiscus tent.。”

“？？？”

Both Yang Mireba and everyone in the live broadcast room were full of questions. Is your emperor serious? Why did you just take off the general’s shirt? Did you enter the Furong tent after taking off your battle robe?

Liu Yi continued:

“But the flying generals of Longcheng are here, and the king will not go to court early from now on.”

Is this a problem with the king or with the general?

Originally, these two sentences were connected together, and it could be said that the flying generals of Longcheng were guarding the borders and the king was very stable in the country, leading to arrogance and extravagance. However, when combined with the previous sentence, it felt a little wrong.

Liu Yi: “I spent my days drinking and singing, and from now on the king will not go to court early.”

Sure enough, there was something going on between the general and the king, and the plots before and after were all connected.

Liu Yi: “When the wicker branches are broken and the flowers fly away, from now on the king will not go to court early in the morning. The

silver vase is broken and water slurry bursts out, from now on the king will not go to court early in the morning.

Stop and sit in the maple forest at night, and from now on the king will not go to court early in the morning. There are

three thousand beauties in the harem, and the pear blossoms are pressed under a tree. Begonia.

There is no place to look for after wearing iron shoes, but that person is in the dimly lit place.”

After finishing this paragraph, he looked at Yang Mi and Reba’s speechless expressions with some satisfaction, and then added the last sentence:

“The most important thing is The world cannot keep it, so a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall.”

This turn of events was unexpected. Was it because the emperor was wearing a cuckold? General, you are not very loyal!

At this time, director Wang Zhengyu was sitting in front of the machine watching Liu Yi’s performance. He, who was always calm, was laughing so much that he could not sit still on the bench.

Huang Lei saw Wang Zhengyu so happy and came over curiously.。

“What’s wrong? What makes you smile so happily? Won 50 million in the lottery? ”

Wang Zhengyu moved a little way, let Huang Lei sit next to him, adjusted the time to just now, and followed Huang Lei to read it again。

“Hahahahaha。”

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. ”

The two people’s laughter didn’t stop from the beginning

(Read more novels by visiting our website: Knights Novel) , which made He Jiong and Zifeng come over curiously. Together with the entire program team, everyone gathered in front of the director’s monitor. This scene was still It was the first time I met him.

After reading it, Huang Lei said with emotion: “Hahaha, I haven’t laughed so happily in a long time. This kid Liu Yi is really interesting. Hahaha, can poetry be so fun? ”

In the past few years, Huang Lei has spent most of his time teaching acting. He hasn’t laughed so happily for a long time. Today’s laughter is almost as good as the laughter he had in the past year.。

“Hahaha, although it is a bit of a spoof, it can also be seen from it that Xiaoyi has accumulated a lot of poetry. Otherwise, most people would not have the words to do it like this. ”

He Jiong is still a little pleased. Although he has not helped Liu Yi over the years, from now on, Liu Yi’s studies have not fallen behind, and he is not bad. A person can not have a diploma, but he cannot be without culture, which is not bad.

And Zifeng’s thoughts were different from those of Huang Lei and He Jiong. Her face seemed to be crying and smiling.

After Huang Lei saw it, he asked her with some confusion: “What’s wrong?” Is there anything wrong?”

“I seem to have forgotten where these poems should be?”

“Pfft, hahahaha, don’t listen, don’t listen, I would like to remind everyone in the live broadcast room, if you still need to take the exam, don’t listen here. ”

Huang Lei couldn’t help but laugh, while urging Zifeng and reminding the people in the live broadcast room, this is too tragic, right? I could recite it before, but after listening to Liu Yi, I can’t. Not to mention, I also want to I couldn’t get up.

And some students in the live broadcast room suddenly realized that they needed to memorize。

【“Damn it, I forgot too。

“Woo hoo hoo, I have to check it out tomorrow, I already know how to memorize it! !”

“Hahaha, thanks to my graduation。”】

“Yes, if you write in the question, “It rains at night in Bashan and the autumn ponds rise, it’s the time when puffer fish are about to come.” Then I feel that I may have to be tortured when I get home, hahaha. ”

Even He Jiong couldn’t stop laughing. These students watching the live broadcast are really unfair! What’s behind the autumn pond when the rain rises at night in Bashan? Hahahaha, I don’t have to take the exam anyway, so don’t worry. Zifeng was so

scared He quickly walked to the side, even if he listened for a while, he would forget more, and what was even worse was that he wanted to listen, but had to endure it.

And after a while, Peng Peng and Yue Yunpeng came back, Liu Yi and Yang Mi , Reba also came back. When he came back, a few people were still talking and laughing, and then they heard Liu Yi’s voice kept ringing:

“Dying to death, he sat up in shock and laughed, asking where the guest came from?

When he was dying of illness, he sat up in shock and ate 300 lychees a day.

In his dying illness, he sat up in shock, looked up to the sky and went out laughing. ”

After finishing this paragraph, Peng Peng felt that he had been poked. When he went out just now, he said something, laughed up to the sky and went out. How could he now become a dying sick person sitting up in shock? He hadn’t entered the hospital yet

. Liu Yi’s voice did not stop and he continued:

“Does the Xuancheng Prefect know when the moon will come in the blue sky?

There are two or three peach blossoms outside the bamboo. Does the prefect of Xuancheng know?

Wang Shibei set the Central Plains Day, does the prefect of Xuancheng know?

I asked him where he could get such a clear result. Does the prefect of Xuancheng know?

Sima Jiangzhou’s green shirt is wet. Does the prefect of Xuancheng know?

There is no three hundred taels of silver here. Does the prefect of Xuancheng know? ”

Other people in the yard are okay, Zifeng is about to collapse, and also about to collapse are the middle school and high school students represented by Zifeng who are watching the live broadcast and preparing for the exam.。

【“Does the prefect of Xuancheng know? Anyway, I don’t know anymore。”

“Oh my God! Master Kong, please help me. What is the original poem?”

“Xuancheng Prefect: Stop reading it, stop reading it, I don’t know anything。”】

……

【Small Theater:

System: Host, do you want to know about the poetry gift package?

Liu Yi: Go away, you have enough brains, don’t get in the way, no, it will affect my performance.

Tongzi:。。。。。Wow wow wow wow, I’m so useless, I’m so useless, I’m so useless……】