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“Teacher Sun Yue, I will try to push General Yue Yue to step down later. If it works, ask him to say these words when he goes back. Don’t let him hear the sound in the venue.” After Liu Yi explained a few words

, Sun Yue showed a knowing smile, these young people still know how to play。

“No problem, I know Yue Yue’s pulse accurately. Your request is not difficult, just take a look! ”

Yue Yunpeng was babbling on the side as he smoothed out his performance ideas. He had an old partner and a new partner, but together they braved the bad waters and tried to trick him.。

……

“The following performance is “Playing Lantern Riddles”, performed by Yue Yunpeng and Liu Yi. ”

The two began to enter the stage. Liu Yi walked in first from one side of the stage. When he stood in the holding position, he found that Yue Yunpeng did not follow him.

Liu Yi thought he had made a mistake and was about to turn around. Yue Yunpeng was hanging on to him. The iconic and somewhat mean smile came from behind the scenes, holding a human-sized stuffed bear in his arms.

Yue Yunpeng is also a thief. He will obviously see that Sun Yue and Liu Yi want to deceive him, and he must not sit back and wait for death. , it is better to strike first.

After arriving on the stage, he pushed Liu Yi behind him, put the stuffed bear in Liu Yi’s position, and completely blocked him behind him.。

“Hello everyone, I believe you all know me, but I still want to introduce myself, I am Yue Yunpeng, and today my partner and I,” Before he could finish speaking,

Liu Yi’s head popped out from behind Xiong.。

“Wait, who is your partner? It? “Liu Yi pointed at the stuffed bear.。

“yes. ”

Liu Yi also didn’t expect that Yue Yunpeng would play such a trick at the beginning!

“This thing has a head of cotton, can he talk to you in cross talk? Your partner today is me, not it。”

“Didn’t my old partner Sun Yue come up? Teacher Sun Yue, you have lost weight! Oh my god~”

As expected of a crosstalk talker, he is so quick-talking that Liu Yi suffered two small losses at the beginning.。

“What Teacher Sun Yue? Why don’t your eyes look good? I also want to introduce myself. Teacher Sun Yue was annoying him, so he asked me to perform a temporary performance. Hello everyone, I am Liu Yi.。”

“Hahahahaha, it’s not important. Yue Yunpeng waved his hands and said casually, “When it comes to cross talk, the most important thing is our Dou Ni. Dou Ni is very smart and handsome.” ”

Uh~

It’s not necessarily true in normal times, but at this moment, when he was standing with Liu Yi, Yue Yunpeng’s boast caused a lot of “uu”.

Liu Yi put his hands on the table and looked at Yue Yunpeng with a half-smile.

He covered his mouth . Yue Yunpeng thought to himself: I said the wrong thing. I was used to teasing Sun Yue, and I didn’t change it for a while.

But it was okay. Yue Yunpeng continued to make amends and said: “Maybe he looks good, but it’s just his IQ!” Tsk tsk tsk。。。”

After saying these words, Liu Yi understood that Yue Yunpeng had taken advantage of him and was ready to start a career. He said at the right time: ”

The IQ must be better than this, right?” Liu Yi pointed at the stuffed bear next to him.。

“Don’t tell anyone about the other. “At this time, Yue Yunpeng’s expression was too mean.。

“I have an IQ! “Liu Yi can’t argue with Yue Yunpeng at this time. This is what Peng Ke does, and Yue Yunpeng will have to endure it later.。

“Not much stronger! If you don’t believe me, let’s test your IQ. “As soon as Yue Yunpeng said these words, the performance officially began.

Liu Yi pretended to be suddenly enlightened.。

“Oh~ If I guessed correctly, is it in the form of playing lantern riddles? ”

Yue Yunpeng’s expression was stunned. Shouldn’t he say this? He immediately realized that this was Liu Yi’s move!

“Ah, yes, that’s right. ”

Liu Yi turned around and said disgustingly into the microphone as if whispering:

“Oh, someone is still putting on such an old show. ”

Listening to what Liu Yi said, Yue Yunpeng felt that this person was so shameless. Didn’t you say that he wanted to perform in the show “Riddles of the Lantern”? But according to the stage rules of cross talk, this kind of

whisper was said by another person. You need to pretend not to hear, and Yue Yunpeng can only suffer the loss of being dumb.

You don’t follow the routine, right? Then you don’t follow the routine. I’ll block your way first and see what big splash you can make later. After

thinking about it, Yue Yunpeng said: “The program “Lantern Riddles” is very difficult! He couldn’t guess what I said, and he was as good as a head full of cotton.

Dear audience friends, let me ask a question. Let’s try it together.。”

“oh. “Liu Yi cooperated and pretended to be a fool, putting his hands together, “You said。”

“Let’s try it. Please listen to the question. It says there is an old man. He has two hairs from the front and three hairs from the back. How many hairs does the old man have? ”

After finishing speaking, Yue Yunpeng looked very proud. The smugness on his face was 30% fake and 70% real. What else can this show do? Anyway, he stood in a funny place and benefited from it. He couldn’t suffer any loss.。

“This question is too difficult. “Liu Yi looked confused.。

“How clearly did you hear Teacher Yue say that there is such an old man who has two hairs from the front and three hairs from the back? The most important thing is that he speaks clearly.

People say that pulling out a few hairs will result in no hair at all! ”

Yue Yunpeng was confused for a moment. How did you guess it? You can’t guess this show. He looked at Liu Yi’s provocative eyes and understood that this was revenge on him. At this point, he could only He gritted his teeth and continued to perform with a stiff mouth.。

“I’m letting you get it wrong. Let’s talk about it. There is a car with four wheels. It’s going on and on. One of the wheels fell off. How many wheels are there?。”

“This question is even more difficult. Have you heard anyone talk about this topic? Said there is such a car, the light goes off。。。Yes, how can you say that?

You should say that, you know?

You said there is such a car with five wheels.

I have to ask you, why does it have five wheels? ”

When Liu Yi got excited about his performance, he directly pushed Yue Yunpeng aside, and one person played two roles. Sometimes he stood in the funny position on the right, and sometimes he stood in the admiring position on the left.。

“It has a spare tire.

Is there any spare tire thing here?

Yes, so。。。。”

Under the death gaze of Yue Yunpeng who was pushed aside, Liu Yi, who was standing in his position, smiled apologetically, took a step back and said, ”

I seem to be offside.”。”

“You talk a lot, so just guess, right?

This car has five wheels. Five wheels and now how many wheels are there? ”

Yue Yunpeng felt that the rhythm was a little wrong. Why did he feel that he was suddenly led away by Liu Yi while he was talking? He tried to take the rhythm back into his own hands.

Liu Yi didn

(Read more novels by visiting our website: Knights Novel) ‘t care. On the contrary, he cooperated very well.。

“One of the lights fell off, and then there were a few wheels, hey, there were five more tires. As you said, one of the lights fell off, and one of the car lights fell off. ”

Hahahahaha, looking at the dumbfounded Yue Yunpeng, there was warm applause from the audience.

How can this show be performed? I guessed it again. Originally, the show highlighted the stupidity of the show and highlighted the smartness of the teaser. Now why does it feel like the reverse is true? But

because of the good performance, Yue Yunpeng had to bite the bullet and continue:

“I was right again. Listen again, there is a man named Xiao Ming. He only spends money every day, but in the end he became a millionaire.” Rich man, why?”

“Because he used to be a billionaire. I want to be a billionaire tonight。”

“Anti-aircraft guns are so powerful, why can’t they hit stars?”

“Because the stars will shine。”

……

Good guy, Yue Yunpeng felt aggrieved. He knew how to do it. This thing made him guess from beginning to end. He even made him guess a few riddles that were not traditional lantern riddles.。

“Are we doing the opposite thing? You must be stupid, you can’t guess the answer。”

“Ah, oh, if you had told me earlier, if you had told me earlier that I couldn’t guess the answer, it would have been over. ”

Looking at Liu Yi’s sincere eyes, Yue Yunpeng decided to believe him again and tentatively said his last。

“Listen to the question, it is said that there were six people getting on a bus at its departure station. After one stop, seven came up, two went down and another, eight came up, five went down, and another stop was made. ”

Yue Yunpeng finished speaking carefully and was about to ask his question, but at this time, Liu Yi interrupted and said:

“Do you want to ask, how many stops does this bus stop?”

“No, what I want to ask you is,,,”

“It’s this bus driver, what’s his name?”

“No, I want to ask you,,,”

“What’s his wife’s name? What’s his fucking name? What’s his grandma’s name? What is his fourth uncle’s name?”

“This driver is an orphan! ! “The furious Yue Yunpeng yelled these words, his eyes aggrieved.。

“He is so pitiful. How could he be an orphan? How about making a few stops for him? “Although Liu Yi said this, anyone with a discerning eye in the audience could see that he was trying to squeeze Yue Yunpeng.。

“Didn’t you agree that you couldn’t guess the answer? ”

Under Yue Yunpeng’s questioning, Liu Yi spread his hands and said, “I didn’t guess the answer either.。”

“��, you guessed the problem! ! ! You’re wrong, you can’t even guess the answer, how can you guess the question? ”

It’s so tragic. This is the first time for the audience to see Dou Ni being forced to do this. Coupled with Yue Yunpeng’s little eyes, there is an inexplicable sense of joy.。

“What a coincidence. It doesn’t say that you are not allowed to guess the question. If you ask me another question, I will definitely not be able to guess it. ”

Yue Yunpeng looked up at the sky. One more guess, right? Then one more guess. He opened his mouth and suddenly howled:

“I can do it!” You’ve already guessed it, I can’t do it anymore! !”

“Then there’s nothing I can do about it, why don’t you go back and ask?”

“Okay, let me tell you again you can’t guess, and you can’t guess the question either.。”

“I guarantee you can’t guess it. ”

Looking at Yue Yunpeng who was walking behind the scenes, Liu Yi’s smile was a bit mysterious. Brother Sun Yue, it’s up to you this time! After waiting for a while,

Liu Yi estimated that Yue Yunpeng had been pulled away by Sun Yue, and he seemed to be speaking one-liners. Like a cross talk, he said to the audience:

“What are you doing? I even asked behind me, that is, I was looking for some seniors in our cross talk world to buy lantern riddles. What can the old timers teach him? Isn’t it just those few?

It looks like a lantern from a distance. It looks like a lantern up close. The lantern is a clear hole above the lantern. Broken lantern.

If you look at an electric fan from a distance, if you look at an electric fan up close, you will see that the fan is an electric fan, but it just won’t spin. Broken electric fan.

From a distance, he looks like a dog, but up close, he looks like a dog. He is a dog, but he is a dog but can’t walk. Dead dog. ”

If Brother Sun Yue had worked hard, what Yue Yunpeng would have said would have been these. How could Yue Yunpeng have thought that the lantern riddles he hadn’t even asked about had already been told to the audience by Liu Yi on stage? “Isn’t it just this

? Lantern, fan, dead dog.

Of course, people have to be honest. I promised that I wouldn’t guess, nor would I guess the topic, and I definitely couldn’t talk.。。”

The audience, who were a little tired because of the heavy burden just now, took advantage of the moment when Yue Yunpeng stepped down to relax and unwind, but Liu Yi’s next sentence cheered them up again.。

“But you don’t, right? You can say it, just answer him in one sentence. We will try to let Yue Yunpeng be buried on this stage. ”

At this time, there was a burst of cheers from the audience. This kind of participatory thing is the cross talk audience’s favorite. They can’t wait to go directly to the stage to talk about cross talk. At this time,

Yue Yunpeng has also finished asking Sun Yue, listening to the audience There were cheers. As he came on stage, he looked at Liu Yi with some surprise. He could actually arouse the enthusiasm of the audience by himself. It’s not easy! “He’s

back.” “Liu Yi politely asked Yue Yunpeng to come to the stage.

“Come on, you won’t be able to guess. I went to ask a very good friend for advice. You can’t guess at all。“

“There’s no way I could have guessed. “Liu Yi wants to cooperate more and cooperate as much as possible. He agreed. He said he couldn’t guess it, but he definitely couldn’t guess it!

“Looking into the distance is a lantern,,”

just said one sentence, and the audience in the audience responded in unison: ” Broken lantern! ! ”

Yue Yunpeng’s face suddenly changed, as if something bad was going to happen. He continued to say the second song: “Look at the electric fan from a distance.。。。”

“Broken fan! !”

“Looks like a dog from a distance。”

“Dead dog! ! ”

With just these three sentences, did I lose my mind to believe Sun Yue’s nonsense!

I have to say that Sun Yue knew Yue Yunpeng very well. His set of words deceived Yue Yunpeng, who couldn’t find anything to say about the east, west, south, and north. It’s too difficult to make Liu Yi, who comes to Deyun Club for the first time, have a sense of participation.

Liu Yi has a sense of participation, and the audience now also has a sense of participation. Yue Yunpeng feels like he is going crazy.

A joyful performance, between Liu Yi and The curtain ended with the laughter of the audience, leaving only Yue Yunpeng looking melancholy towards the roof. The smile did not disappear, but was transferred to the faces of Liu Yi and the audience.