Entertainment: Female celebrities, please restrain yourself, it’s just a coincidence

“Looks like I’m really getting up at my age. ”

“Maybe I don’t like that guy very much. ”

Liu Xiaoli was full of thoughts for a while.

In the past, she was in charge of Liu Yifei, because she felt that her daughter was young and inexperienced, and she was easy to be deceived by scumbags.

Fortunately, Liu Yifei’s own conditions discouraged many people, and people with ulterior motives were blocked by her.

But this year, Liu Yifei is almost thirty years old, missing the best age to fall in love.

If it goes on like this, she may even get married and have children like she did at the beginning.

So if Liu Yifei is interested in finding a boyfriend, as long as the conditions are not too poor, she is willing to support it.

Song Seung-hun, the star of the male baseman, has been pursuing frantically since he finished filming with Liu Yifei.

Thinking that the other party’s conditions were good, she was not very supportive, but she didn’t stop it like before.

But now seeing the picture of Zhang Yang and Liu Yifei communicating, she feels that the male stick is not worthy.

It’s not that she thinks Zhang Yang can, she doesn’t know Zhang Yang yet.

It’s just that I suddenly feel that my daughter deserves better in terms of age, appearance adaptation, and three-view culture.

“Persuade at night, let Sissi stay away from the male stick. Liu Xiaoli thought.

At this moment, the inside of the car suddenly became quiet.

It wasn’t until Liu Yifei noticed the smile hidden in Zhang Yang’s eyes that she said expressionlessly: “Unless I’m dead.” ”

“What do you mean by that?” Zhang Yang covered his chest with his hands, pretending to be sad, “How did you use your mouth at 36 degrees Celsius to say something below zero degrees Celsius?”

Liu Xiaoli, who was sitting in the front, suddenly smiled.

Not to mention anything else, Zhang Yang is really humorous enough, and he dares to joke with Liu Yifei.

“Of course, it’s because there is a cold king around me. Liu Yifei snorted lightly.

When it comes to intimidating people, she is not afraid.

“Am I cold?” Zhang Yang seemed to be greatly humiliated, and said: “You ask meagerly, can I be the king of the cold field?”

“If there is no me for this Spring 05 Festival this year, the joy will be directly reduced by half. ”

His meager following users have now exceeded the six million mark, and it won’t be long before he reaches 10 million.

Half of them came to eat melons at the beginning, and the other were attracted by his jokes, Tu Yile.

Of course, pure funny jokes are definitely not so powerful, but he will bring a star with him for every joke, and that star will come over to interact with him on time when he is notified in advance.

In this way, the traffic brought by the “See You on the Third Day” event has been well inherited, and the stars he named can be exposed during the Chinese New Year, which is mutually beneficial.

In this case, it is not false to say that he has brought joy to countless people.

I agree with what Ah Yang said. Liu Xiaoli, who was sitting in the co-pilot, turned around and said: “At least Auntie, half of the good mood this New Year is brought by Ah Yang, unlike a certain girl who knows how to be angry with me.” ”

“Mom!” Liu Yifei felt aggrieved.

How can anyone say that his daughter is bad in front of others or a man?

And in the past, Liu Xiaoli was proud of her, and she liked to show off her outside, and she never said this in front of outsiders.

Is Zhang Yang poisonous?!

At this time, Liu Xiaoli suddenly changed her words and said: “Ah Yang, hasn’t today’s joke been updated yet?” ”

Liu Yifei was slightly stunned, and then laughed out loud.

Mom is really Mom, and this turn broke her waist.

The smile on Zhang Yang’s face suddenly froze, and he said slightly speechlessly: “I didn’t expect that one day I would be able to enjoy the treatment of the author of the novel being urged to change, Auntie, you invited me to dinner, you won’t put a blade in it, right?”

“You won’t be able to finish your talents, and you won’t be able to write it, right?” Liu Yifei smiled with her eyebrows and eyes, and her tone was playful.

“Who do you look down on?” Zhang Yang raised his eyebrows, looked at Liu Yifei’s face, and suddenly had an idea.

He took out his mobile phone, quickly started editing, and then arrived in front of Liu Yifei and smiled: “How about it, can you play like this?”

Liu Yifei patiently read it and couldn’t help laughing.

“Tooth flower, tooth flower. Zhang Yang reminded in a whisper.

I don’t allow you to destroy the image of the fairy sister in my mind, even if you are yourself.

Liu Yifei: “?”

Saying that I am a tooth flower in front of me, it is another wave of face-riding output.

“Believe it or not, I bite you. Liu Yifei stared at Zhang Yang viciously.

Don’t say it, she does have some itchy teeth.

“Is it okay to bite?”

Zhang Yang wanted to ask.

But thinking that the relationship between himself and Liu Yifei was not so good, he was too rogue to say it, so he endured it and didn’t say it.

“Do you think you’re my opponent?” Zhang Yang said defiantly.

“Give it a try?” Liu Yifei rolled up her sleeves.

She prides herself on being a knife horse, and she doesn’t believe that she can’t beat Zhang Yang’s little white face.

She didn’t say this, otherwise Zhang Yang would have to prove herself.

“It’s wrong, it’s wrong, you just say you can’t play or not. Zhang Yang changed the subject.

With his current physique, he is definitely not afraid of Liu Yifei.

But you can’t really fight with this woman, right?

If it’s in bed, you might as well think about it.

“Play!” Liu Yifei nodded fiercely.

Recently, I watched Zhang Yang and Lao Hu, and Brother Chao had such a lively time on their meager face, to be honest, she really wanted to participate.

Especially Yang Mi’s “You don’t have the ability” stalk, which is still on fire now, is stunned to earn countless traffic.

I heard that the Yoyomei manufacturer asked Yang Mi to renew the contract at a high price overnight, which aroused the envy of many artists in the circle.

But she somehow got up to it, and it felt very cheap.

If you can play now, then play.

Liu Xiaoli, who was sitting in the front, was curious, but didn’t ask, but took out her mobile phone and clicked on it.

“I’ve changed a little, you’re like this, like this…”Zhang Yang leaned into Liu Yifei’s ear and said.

Liu Yifei felt a little itchy in her ears, and she felt an electric shock all over her body.

She waited for Zhang Yang to finish speaking, then shrank to the side and said, “Okay, just do as you say.” ”

Soon, Liu Xiaoli saw Zhang Yang’s meager update.

[My wife asked me to go out to make soy sauce, I walked on the street and found that every family in the New Year had the blessing upside down, which meant that the blessing had arrived.

When I got home, I had a whim, and I wrote a money word and pasted it on the door, implying that the money had arrived.

[ Read more novels by visiting our website: Knight Novels ]

As a result, when his wife went out and saw it, she slapped her and said “…”Liu Yifei.

With picture (Liu Yifei’s dumbfounded expression when she saw the black cat walking towards Zhang Yang, she was scared by Zhang Yang, fairy and cute.) ）】

[Liu Yifei V: Backward money, backward money, backward money, do you say you should be beaten!]

Liu Xiaoli: “…”

In front of my old mother, you actually played so much, even your wife screamed!? (Read the violent novel, go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

She can foresee that the comment section should blow up.

And that’s exactly what happened.

[First!]

[It’s finally updated, do you know how I spent my day today!?

[Hahaha, it didn’t disappoint me, it’s still so funny, it’s worth sticking money, it’s time to fight. 】

[If I post the God of Wealth upside down, does it mean that the God of Wealth has arrived?]

[God of Wealth: I think your wallet needs to be emptied. 】

[If I post the first place upside down, it means that the first place arrives, will I be able to take the first place next year?]

[No, you’re still the first from the bottom!]

Many people began to play memes, which is also the norm after watching Zhang Yang’s jokes.

But soon, the lineup was ruined.

[Speaking of a terrible thing, Zhang Yang’s wife is a fairy, and the picture is also a fairy, and the fairy replied as soon as possible. 】

[After Big Mimi, another victim appeared.] 】

[Upstairs, you’d better be the input method error.] (Dog’s Head)】

[Upstairs, upstairs upstairs is the correct way to open.] (Dog’s Head)】

[Yang Mi with picture (are you okay?)]

[Don’t brush this picture, you can’t finish the plums.] 】

[Isn’t the question now that Tianxian and Zhang Yang’s dog thing interact?]

[This is a joke, it must be played together, you haven’t seen Zhang Yang’s connections for so many days?]

[I seriously doubt that there are no artists in the entertainment industry that Zhang Yang doesn’t know. 】

[This picture is very stunning, I saved it, my fairy wife is beautiful. 】

【…】

The comment section really blew up.

However, everyone is playing stalks, or lamenting Zhang Yang’s connections and the “descent to earth” of the immortals.

The most surprising thing is naturally the fairy fans, I didn’t expect to see my own artists playing stalks here.

It’s a little down-to-earth, and they like it more.

Liu Xiaoli looked at it for a while, breathed a sigh of relief, and turned her head to look at Liu Yifei: “Sissi?”

“Acting, it’s all acting. Liu Yifei’s face was as usual.

“Mom wants to say, this joke is quite interesting. Liu Xiaoli smiled: “It’s worthy of Ah Yang’s joke.” ”

“Thank you, Auntie, for the compliment. Zhang Yang responded with a smile.

Liu Yifei pursed her lips and didn’t say anything.

But after dozens of minutes, her mentality broke down a little.

Liu Xiaoli personally cooked stewed pork vermicelli and filled a bowl for Zhang Yang.

Zhang Yang looks like a dog, but he eats like a starving ghost reincarnated, and he will finish his share after a while.

That’s it, but because Zhang Yang ate too fragrantly, Liu Xiaoli actually left her share to Zhang Yang.

“Mom, I’m your daughter!” Liu Yifei couldn’t help but say.

“Aren’t you going to reshape the role of the new movie?” Liu Xiaoli said lightly: “Pork stewed vermicelli, which is pork and carbs, is not good for you.” ”

“Then why did you burn my share just now!” 523 Liu Yifei did not follow.

If Liu Xiaoli didn’t do her part in the first place, forget it.

obviously made it for her, but gave it to Zhang Yang to eat, which made her very uncomfortable.

“I forgot about your filming at first. Liu Xiaoli said without changing her face: “Otherwise, I won’t give it to you, you should thank Ah Yang for eating your share.” ”

“Otherwise, with your willpower, you will definitely not be able to help it. ”

Liu Yifei: “…”

She seriously suspected that Zhang Yang was Liu Xiaoli’s illegitimate son, and the mother and son reunited today after a long absence, and she was an outsider.

“This vermicelli is so delicious!”

Zhang Yang put down his chopsticks and gave Liu Yifei, who was sitting on the sofa reading, a smug look.

Then he wiped the corners of his mouth with a tissue and said, “Auntie, your craftsmanship is amazing, if you can eat it every day, you will definitely die of happiness.” ”

Liu Xiaoli suddenly smiled even more happily, and said: “Don’t say good things to compliment me, when someone is in the crew, he dislikes me for cooking for her.” ”

“Who is so ignorant of lifting?” Zhang Yang said in surprise.

“Mom!” Liu Yifei put the book aside, and said a little angrily: “I don’t let you do it in the crew, because I don’t want everyone to think I’m special, I’m holding it, and I don’t think you did a bad job.” ”

“Who knows if you mean the truth. Liu Xiaoli had an expression of disbelief.

Liu Yifei suddenly felt a tightness in her chest.

It’s so good to die, Zhang Yang said at this time: “Auntie, I’ll tell you a few unpublished jokes to make you happy.” ”

“Okay. Liu Xiaoli smiled and nodded.

Liu Yifei broke out!

“Jokes, jokes, you can also write jokes, you have the ability to write something powerful. ”

Regarding the matter of writing, Liu Yifei thinks that she is not bad.

Zhang Yang turned his head to look at her, raised his eyebrows and said, “I dare to write, but do you dare to send it out with me?”

“As long as it’s not illegal, I don’t dare. Liu Yifei was already angry.

Growing this big, she hasn’t been so angry.

The combination of Zhang Yang and Liu Xiaoli really engages her mentality!

“That’s what you said!”

Zhang Yang immediately took out his mobile phone to edit a piece of text, and then handed it to Liu Yifei.

After reading it, Liu Yifei suddenly fell silent.

If she sends out this passage with Zhang Yang.

Not narcissistically, meager servers are going to crash again!.