Another example……

Yue Yunpeng: "Which is more scary, several times a day or once a few days?"

Chen Yang: "Are you talking about pulling or..."

The crowd burst into laughter again!

Another example...

Yue Yunpeng: "Suppose, my monthly salary is [-], and I want to buy a second-ring villa in the capital. How long do you think it will take?"

Chen Yang: "If you just think about it, it won't take long!"

Audience: Hahaha!

It was only then that they discovered that originally one was teasing in front, and the other could be so interesting to tear down the stage? !

Absolutely!

The aunts in the front row were made to laugh one by one, and the young people in the back row were also laughing from ear to ear!

Even Liu Yifei and Gu Linaza laughed several times.

To be honest, since Chen Yang came, they feel that the show has become more interesting!

It's not just them, everyone feels this way...

Although Chen Yang never plays cards according to the routine, but because of this, everyone finds it funny!

We are all tired of the routine!We just want to see something new!

Chen Hedu couldn't help but give Chen Yang a thumbs up...

……

On the stage.

Yue Yunpeng had already given up the treatment, and simply talked about other things, saying:

"Chen Yang, I heard that you are very talented and can write poetry?"

Chen Yang: "I heard that this word is not used very well."

There was a rustling laughter from below...

Yue Yunpeng was already used to it, and said:

"Then will you be in the couplet? We can talk about a little bit of cross talk... Well, I'll be in the first couplet, and you will be in the second couplet, how about it?"

couplets?Everyone's eyes lit up and they were all interested!

On the Internet, it is said that Chen Yang is a great talent, so what if he doesn't use swear words to call people autistic!Writing a poem shocked the old Zhong of the Literature Association!

These glorious deeds can be vividly remembered!

I just don't know how he is capable of couplets...

Seeing Chen Yang nodding, Yue Yunpeng took two steps forward, "Then I can say it! The first alliance is - college students, doctoral students, graduate students, Sansheng is lucky!"

ho!This couplet!

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone couldn't help clapping their hands and applauding!

"Okay, this is the link!"

"Xiao Yueyue is still a bit capable!"

"That's necessary, or can I get to where I am today?! Although Chen Yang's lip service is great, it involves professional things after all. He has never learned it, can he do it?"

"I don't think it will work! If Chen Yang writes poems, it's not necessarily for couplets!"

……

Several audience members whispered.

Liu Yifei and Gu Li Nazha, you look at me, I look at you, and they are also silently thinking about the next couplet.

Looking at everyone's frowning faces, this made Yue Yunpeng proud:

"How is it, can't you come out? Hahaha..."

Chen Yang smiled: "What's so difficult about this?"

"He's ruthless, I'm ruthless, you're ruthless, damn ruthless!"

The crowd laughed.

He thought about it for a while, and then said, "It's not enough!"

"His eldest uncle, his second uncle, and his third uncle are all his uncles!"

Everyone's eyes are bright!

Ouch!That's right!Just put the lyrics here and use it!

Chen Yang continued: "Mobile phone loan, car loan, new home loan, passed down from generation to generation!"

Just after I finished speaking, the young men who were still paying their mortgages and car loans couldn't hold back, they just burst out laughing!

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