Entertainment: I Just Want To Get Rid Of My Aunt’s Curse

seaside.

All the guests put on sun protection clothing and waterproof clothing and started to go to sea.

The so-called people rely on mountains to eat mountains, and rely on water to eat water.

This fishing village faces the sea and has natural resources.

You can make a lot of money by selling seafood.

Going to the sea means taking advantage of the low tide to pick up fish, shrimp, crabs, sea cucumbers and other seafood on the beach.

Previously, Lu Yan integrated all the technology of life.

Knowledge in every field reaches its peak.

The experience of catching the sea is also at the master level.

He can immediately determine where the seafood is most abundant based on climate, terrain, weather and other factors.

The guests were all in groups of twos and threes.

While picking up, chatting.

Gao Yuanyuan, Bai Xiaobing, Wan Qian, and Gao Xiaoye all stared at Lu Yan and wanted to form a team with him.

However, Zhang Songwen took the lead.

With him as a light bulb, it's hard for the old aunts to do anything.

"This crab is quite big."

Lu Yan picked up a crab and put it into the bucket.

"There are sea cucumbers here, and there is a prawn here..."

Lu Yan began to harvest seafood frantically.

The barrel was soon half filled.

Zhang Songwen could only follow him to pick up the leaks.

"Xiao Lu, you have so much experience in fishing? Wherever you go, there are good goods. You grew up by the sea, right?"

Lu Yan smiled and said: "Maybe my nose is more sensitive and I can smell it."

"Teacher Zhang seems to like seafood, right? Especially fish."

Zhang Songwen grinned and said: "As for seafood, who doesn't like to eat it except those who are allergic?"

"The main reason is that Teacher Zhang has the temperament to sell fish."

Zhang Songwen wondered: "Are these words praising me or hurting me?"

Lu Yan said mysteriously: "You can understand it yourself."

At this time, Wan Qian came over shamelessly.

Zhang Songwen was very aware of current affairs and ran away immediately.

He checked a lot of information about Lu Yan.

Know all about his scandals.

Whether true or false.

Anyway, he knew that Lu Yan was such a good guy.

The killing rate against aunt is 100%!

Now a beautiful aunt comes to my door.

This lightbulb must escape immediately.

Wan Qian stared at Lu Yan with seductive eyes.

My mouth almost dropped.

If there is no live broadcast.

If there are no other people waiting around.

Wan Qian really didn't know what crazy move she would make.

After all, the old aunties are very knowledgeable and direct.

It's not like a pure little girl who just falls in love and chats.

Start by holding hands, then go through the process of hugging, kissing and so on.

Once the old aunt takes a fancy to any little fresh meat.

The offensive was very fierce.

"Lu Yan, you are so awesome. Have you picked up so many?"

"And they are so big. I only picked up two small crabs. The little ones are pitiful. Can you give me some?"

Wan Qian forced a conversation.

Lu Yan glanced at her bucket.

"It seems pointless to share it with you, right? Anyway, I'm going to take it back and make it for dinner, so we can all eat it together."

Wan Qian pouted her little lips and said arrogantly: "Fill my bucket fuller. Doesn't this make me look more powerful? Hurry up, hurry up."

She grabbed Lu Yan's wrist.

He grabbed the bucket from his hand and planned to pour it into his own bucket.

Suddenly, she had a flash of inspiration.

He directly pushed his bucket into Lu Yan's hand.

She simply swapped the barrels.

Lu Yan couldn't laugh or cry.

"Is Auntie's desire to win so strong?"

"Believe it or not, even if you have most of the bucket and my bucket is empty, I can still fill it up before you do in a few minutes."

Wan Qian stuck out her pink tongue and said mischievously: "I don't believe it. If you only compete with who can fill it faster, you will definitely not be able to catch up with me."

"I grabbed a few rocks and put them in, and it was full soon."

"How about it, are you not playing according to the routine?"

The beauty of aunties varies.

Personalities are naturally very different.

Wan Qian belongs to the quirky type.

Although she is old, she is like a naughty girl who likes to do things.

Lu Yan sighed: "Auntie's mentality is so young!"

Wan Qian rolled her eyes and said coquettishly: "Little brat, who taught you to call your sister aunt when you see her? I'm only 10 years older than you."

"If you keep calling me auntie, I'll stuff live crabs into your mouth."

Lu Yan said helplessly: "It's hard to live these days. If you tell lies, you think I'm hypocritical. If you tell the truth, you won't listen to me."

Wan Qian covered her mouth and smiled: "You can just call me sister anyway. This is called a white lie."

"A lie is a lie, how can there be any kindness?" Lu Yan refused to accept it.

"If I slap you now and make your face swollen, and then tell you that I am here to help you fight mosquitoes, what will you do?"

Wan Qian chuckled and said: "I have studied logic, but what you said before and after is not logical!"

"You slap me in the face with this wave of malicious lies."

After saying that, she waved her hand and slapped Lu Yan on the face.

But the intensity is very small.

It's almost like a gentle caress.

"There are really mosquitoes on your face, I will help you get rid of them, hehe..."

Lu Yan: "..."

Wan Qian admitted.

The first time I saw Lu Yan.

She was really shocked by the handsome man's appearance and figure, and her breasts were pounding wildly.

But Lu Yan is not only perfect in appearance, but also talented.

The conversation is extraordinary, humorous and sultry.

All are plus points.

Who can withstand this?

"Auntie, I won't talk to you anymore. I'll pick up more while the tide goes out. I'll cook you a big dinner tonight!"

Wan Qian licked her lips.

"Then I'll just wait for good news! Remember, I ordered fish head with chopped pepper. Don't mess it up or let Auntie down."

Lu Yan burst into laughter; "Are you admitting that you are an aunt?"

Wan Qian: "I..."

Repeat a certain word a lot in front of a person.

No matter if the other person likes it or hates it.

It will leave a deep memory for him.

You may even blurt it out unconsciously.

Aunt Lu Yan kept shouting.

Wan Qian's mind was filled with these two words.

If I wasn't careful, I would call myself aunt unconsciously.

After getting rid of Wan Qian, Lu Yan continued to pick up seafood.

When passing by Bai Xiaobing.

This goddess aunt wants to get together and strike up a conversation with Lu Yan.

But he was timid.

Bai Xiaobing looks very charming and coquettish.

In this matter, no other aunt could let go.

While hesitating, he was intercepted by Gao Yuanyuan.

"Wow, you picked up so many? It's almost a bucket full."

"I'm only half a bucket old, and the ones I pick up are very small and not tasty."

Lu Yan smiled lightly and said, "This is my second bucket."

Gao Yuanyuan looked confused.

"Then you are so awesome. You seem to have a lot of experience. Have you lived on the beach?"

Lu Yan shook his head: "No, but I am a born Neptune."

Gao Yuanyuan chuckled.

"You can tell. Just a few months after debuting, there are already scandals with three top goddess aunts in the entertainment industry. What is he if he isn't Aquaman?"

Gao Yuanyuan's voice suddenly turned cold.

"The song you sang today is so beautiful. You don't know, I also like to chase stars, especially singers."

"You really sang into my heart, and I became your fan."

"But there's one thing I'm not convinced of. You used this song to mock me for being ugly."

"Did you know that since I was little, everyone in the world has praised me for my beauty, but you are the first to say that I am ugly."

Lu Yan lowered his voice.

"Then I'm so lucky. Auntie gave it to me for the first time in my life."

Gao Yuanyuan punched him and said with a slight blush on his face: "Don't talk nonsense. Fortunately, the camera didn't follow us, otherwise we would also have a scandal."

Lu Yan asked back: "Auntie doesn't have a boyfriend yet?"

Gao Yuanyuan rolled his eyes.

"Nonsense! If I have a boyfriend, am I still afraid of scandals? No one likes me."

Lu Yan said contemptuously: "Since no one likes you, can you consider marrying a pig?"

"Are you... looking for a beating? Why are you so mouthless!"

"No! You called me ugly and asked me to marry a pig. It's so irritating. I want to punish you!"

Just finished.

Gao Yuanyuan took advantage of Lu Yan's lack of attention and took action quickly.

Jump directly towards the bucket in his hand.

He planned to knock over his bucket and get all the seafood picked up by Lu Yan back into the sea.

But Lu Yan, who combines the pinnacle skills of martial arts, has a bright mind and strong mental power.

He reacts extremely quickly.

Gao Yuanyuan just made a move.

Lu Yan sensed quickly and took a big step forward.

Gao Yuanyuan missed the opportunity.

The whole person lay down in the sea and swallowed a big mouthful of sea water.

All my clothes were wet and I was very embarrassed.

All the guests gathered around to check the situation.

Lu Yan stretched out his hand pretendingly.

"Auntie, why are you so careless? I'll drag you up!"

Why does this guy react so quickly?

The more Gao Yuanyuan thought about it, the angrier he became, and his lungs were about to explode.

Fortunately, the filming PD was relatively far away from her.

It would have been extremely embarrassing if the scene just now had been given a close-up.

…

Return to the Mushroom House.

The guests handed all the seafood they picked up to Huang Lei.

Let him handle it.

Tonight it's Chef Lu Yan.

Chef Huang is responsible for the chores.

Lu Yan planned to go to the toilet to defecate with pay.

Take a twenty-minute break.

Due to the live broadcast format, it will be broadcast for two consecutive days and two nights.

And there were a lot of guests.

Therefore, it is impossible to present all the shots of each guest in the live broadcast room from beginning to end.

No guest was shown on camera.

He can just be lazy and take a break.

But Lu Yan’s popularity is so popular.

When he appeared on the scene, the live broadcast room had the largest number of people and the highest popularity.

More than 95% of the time, the camera is staring at him.

Only when going to the toilet.

Only then could Lu Yan be lazy and take a breather.

After using the toilet.

Lu Yan found a place without cameras and sat on the curb to rest.

At this moment, he received a call from Yang Mi.

The other party's tone was extremely urgent.

"Lu Yan, didn't you promise me three things before?"

"As long as it doesn't break the law, doesn't violate morality, or doesn't harm your interests, you can agree! Right?"

Lu Yan did imitate Zhang Wuji before.

Promised to Liu Tianxian and Yang Mi.

"That's right! Is the boss aunt ready to make the first request?"

Yang Mi's tone was very certain.

"Yes, listen carefully..."

After listening to Yang Mi’s request.

Lu Yan was so frightened that she almost peed her pants on the spot.

Should have known.

This call should be answered in the toilet.

"Are you serious?"

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