Entertainment: I just want to get rid of my aunt’s spell

Seaside.

The guests put on sunscreen clothing and waterproof clothing and began to catch the sea.

The so-called relying on mountains to eat mountains, relying on water to draft water.

This fishing village faces the sea and has natural resources.

If you sell seafood, you can make a lot of money.

Catching the sea is to pick up seafood such as fish, shrimp, crabs, and sea cucumbers on the beach when the tide is low.

Previously, Lu Yan integrated the energy of life technology.

Knowledge in all areas is at its peak.

The experience of catching the sea is also at the level of a master.

He can determine where the most seafood is available at the first time based on climate, terrain, weather and other factors.

The guests are all in pairs.

While picking up, making small talk.

Gao Yuanyuan, Bai Xiaoice, Wan Qian, and Gao Xiaoye all stared at Lu Yan and wanted to team up with him.

However, Zhang Songwen took the lead.

With his light bulb, the old aunts are not good to start.

“This crab is not small.”

Lu Yan picked up a crab and put it in the bucket.

“There’s a sea cucumber here, there’s a prawn here…”

Lu Yan began to frantically harvest seafood.

Soon half a barrel was loaded.

Zhang Songwen could only follow him to pick up leaks.

“Xiao Lu, you have such rich experience in catching the sea? Wherever you go, there’s good goods. Grew up by the sea, right? ”

Lu Yan said with a smile: “Maybe my nose is more spiritual, and I can smell it.” ”

“Teacher Zhang should like seafood, right? Especially fish. ”

Zhang Songwen grinned and said, “Seafood, except for allergies, who doesn’t like to eat it?” ”

“The main thing is that Teacher Zhang has a very fish-selling temperament.”

Zhang Songwen wondered: “Is this praising me, or is it damaging me?” ”

Lu Yan said mysteriously: “Understand by yourself.” ”

At this time, Wan Qian came over cheekily.

Zhang Songwen was very aware of current affairs and immediately slipped away.

He had checked a lot of information about Lu Yan.

All about his scandals.

Whether it’s true or not.

Anyway, he knew that Lu Yan was a small fresh meat of this type.

100% kill rate for aunts!

Right now, a beautiful aunt takes the initiative to come to the door.

His light bulb had to slip off right away.

Wan Qian’s eyes stared at Lu Yan with a ghostly look.

The saliva is about to fall.

If there is no live stream.

If there are no idle people around, etc.

Wan Qian really didn’t know what crazy move she would make.

After all, the old aunts are very good and direct.

Unlike pure little girls, talk about love and grind chirps.

Start by holding hands, and then go through the process of hugging and kissing.

Once the old aunt fancy which little fresh meat.

The offensive was fierce.

“Lu Yan, you are so good, have you picked up so much?”

“And it’s so big, I just picked up two small crabs, the little ones are pitiful.” Can you divide me a little? ”

Wan Qian forcibly spoke.

Lu Yan glanced at her bucket.

“It doesn’t seem pointless to divide you, right? Anyway, take it back to make dinner, and everyone will eat it together. ”

Wan Qian pouted her small mouth and said arrogantly: “Stuff my bucket a little, doesn’t it seem that I am powerful?” Hurry up, hurry up. ”

She grabbed Lu Yan’s wrist.

He took the bucket from his hand and planned to pour it into his own.

Suddenly, she had a flash of light.

Directly stuffed his bucket into Lu Yan’s hands.

She simply swapped the bucket in pairs.

Lu Yan couldn’t laugh or cry.

“Is Auntie’s desire to win or lose so strong?”

“Believe it or not, even if you have half a barrel and mine is empty, I can fill it in a few minutes before you.”

Wan Qian spat out her powder tongue and said mischievously: “I don’t believe it.” If it’s only faster than who fills it up, you definitely won’t be able to catch up with me. ”

“I grabbed a few stones and put them in, and it filled up quickly.”

“How, is it not playing cards according to the routine?”

The beauty of aunts varies.

Naturally, there are also great differences in personalities.

Wan Qian belongs to that eccentric type.

She is old, but she is like a naughty big girl and likes to be funny.

Lu Yan sighed and said, “Auntie’s mentality is so young!” ”

Wan Qian rolled her eyes and said coquettishly: “Little fart child, who taught you to call your aunt when you saw your sister?” I’m only 10 years older than you. ”

“Shout auntie again, stuff live crabs in your mouth.”

Lu Yan said helplessly: “It’s really difficult to live this year. Tell lies, think I’m hypocritical. Tell the truth, but don’t listen to it. ”

Wan Qian covered her mouth and smiled: “Anyway, it’s right to call my sister, this is called a white lie.” ”

“A lie is a lie, what is there to be good?” Lu Yan was not convinced.

“If I slap you now, my face will swell.” And then tell you, I’m here to help you fight mosquitoes, what will you do? ”

Wan Qian sneered: “I studied logic, and your words before and after are not logical!” ”

“You hit me in the face, this wave is a malicious lie.”

After speaking, she waved her hand and slapped Lu Yan in the face.

But the force is small.

It’s about the same as a caress.

“You really have mosquitoes on your face, I helped you get rid of them, hehe…”

Lu Yan: “…”

Wan Qian admitted.

The first time I saw Lu Yan.

She was indeed shocked by the appearance and figure of this handsome bi, and the deer in her chest bumped.

But Lu Yan is not only perfect in appearance, but also talented.

Talkative, humorous and sullen.

All are pluses.

Who can stand this?

“Auntie, let’s not talk to you first, I’ll quickly pick up more while the tide is low.” Make you a big meal in the evening! ”

Wan Qian licked her lips.

“Then I can wait for good news! Remember, I ordered chopped pepper fish heads, don’t mess up, don’t disappoint your aunt. ”

Lu Yan laughed; “Admitted to being an aunt?”

Wan Qian: “I…”

In front of a person, repeat a certain word a lot.

It doesn’t matter if the other person likes it or hates it.

will cause him a deep memory.

will even blurt out unconsciously.

Aunt Lu Yan kept shouting.

Wan Qian’s mind was filled with these two words.

If one is not careful, he unconsciously calls himself an aunt.

After throwing off Wan Qian, Lu Yan continued to pick up seafood.

When passing by the white Xiaoice.

This goddess aunt wanted to come up and talk to Lu Yan.

But he provoked.

White Xiaoice looks very charming and charming.

In this matter, no other aunt can let go.

When he hesitated, he was cut off by Gao Yuanyuan.

“Wow, you picked up so much? It’s almost full. ”

“I’m only half a bucket small, and the ones I pick up are very small, so it’s not delicious.”

Lu Yan smiled lightly: “This is the second barrel of mine.” ”

Gao Yuanyuan looked puzzled.

“That’s how good you are. You seem to be very experienced and have lived by the sea? ”

Lu Yan shook his head: “No, but I am a natural sea king.” ”

Gao Yuanyuan smiled.

“It can be seen that only a few months after my debut, I had a scandal with the three top goddesses in the entertainment industry. What is not Aquaman? ”

Gao Yuanyuan’s voice suddenly became cold.

“What a nice song you sang today. You don’t know, I also like to chase stars, especially singers. ”

“You really sang to my heart, I became your fan.”

“But one thing I’m not convinced. You borrowed this song and laughed at me for being ugly. ”

“You know what? From childhood to adulthood, everyone in the world praised me for my beauty, and you were the first to say I was ugly. ”

Lu Yan lowered his voice.

“Then I’m lucky. Auntie grew so big and gave it to me for the first time. ”

Gao Yuanyuan punched him, his face was slightly red: “Don’t talk nonsense.” Fortunately, the camera did not follow, otherwise we would have had a scandal. ”

Lu Yan asked rhetorically: “Does Auntie not have a boyfriend yet?” ”

Gao Yuanyuan rolled his eyes.

“Nonsense! If I have a boyfriend, am I still afraid of rumors? No one looked at me. ”

Lu Yan said contemptuously: “Since no one can look at you, can you consider marrying a pig?” ”

“You… Looking for a beating, isn’t it? Why do you owe so much! ”

“Nope! You call me ugly again, and let me marry a pig, it’s too infuriating. I’m going to punish you! ”

Just finished.

Gao Yuanyuan took advantage of Lu Yan’s lack of attention and quickly struck.

Directly pounced on the barrel in his hand.

He plans to knock over his bucket and get all the seafood Lu Yan picked up back into the sea.

But Lu Yan, who fused the peak skills of martial arts, had a bright heart and strong spiritual power.

He reacted extremely quickly.

Gao Yuanyuan just made a move.

Lu Yan quickly sensed and took a big step forward.

Gao Yuanyuan pounced.

The whole person fell into the sea and swallowed a large mouthful of seawater.

The clothes all over the body were wet and very embarrassing.

All the guests gathered around to check the situation.

Lu Yan stretched out his hand pretendly.

“Why is Auntie so careless? I’ll pull you up! ”

How did this guy react so quickly?

The more Gao Yuanyuan thought about it, the more angry he became, and his lungs were about to explode.

Fortunately, the follow-up PD is far away from her.

If the scene just now was given a close-up, it would be embarrassing.

……

Return to the Mushroom House.

The guests handed over all the seafood they picked up to Huang Lei.

It’s up to him to handle it.

Tonight is Chef Lu Yan.

Chef Huang is responsible for chores.

Lu Yan plans to go to the toilet to with pay.

Take a twenty-minute break by the way.

Due to the live broadcast format, it will be broadcast continuously for two days and two nights.

And the number of guests is large.

Therefore, it is impossible to present all the shots of each guest in the live broadcast room from beginning to end.

The camera did not give any guests.

He can be lazy and take a break.

But Lu Yan’s popularity is too hot.

When he appeared, the live broadcast room had the largest number of people and the highest popularity.

More than 95% of the time, the camera is watching him.

Only when going to the toilet.

Lu Yan can steal a lazy and take a breath.

After going to the toilet.

Lu Yan found a place without a camera and sat on the road to rest.

At this moment, he received a call from Yang Mi.

The other party’s tone was a hundred thousand angry.

“Lu Yan, didn’t you say three things to promise me before?”

“As long as it doesn’t break the law, doesn’t violate morality, or doesn’t harm your interests, you can say yes!” Is that right? ”

Lu Yan did follow Zhang Wuji before.

Promised Liu Tianxian and Yang Mi.

“Yes! Is the boss aunt ready to make the first request? ”

Yang Mi’s tone was very affirmative.

“Yes, listen up…”

After listening to Yang Mi’s request.

Lu Yan was so frightened that he almost peed his pants on the spot.

Knew earlier.

This call should be answered in the toilet.

“Are you serious?”

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