Entertainment: I just want to get rid of my aunt’s spell

Lu Yan looked at the white pole and red umbrella in the bowl, and the whole person was about to cry, and Zhao Xiaobone next to him didn’t know why.

“What the hell is wrong with you?”

“Am I not delicious?”

Lu Yan smiled bitterly, “Delicious or not, put aside, are you trying to murder your husband?” ~”

“What murder of your husband, the more you say it, the more outrageous it is.”

“Is it not delicious? I don’t believe it, you must be lying to me. ”

“I’ll taste.”

Saying that, Zhao Xiaobone grabbed the remaining mushroom soup in Lu Yan’s hand and raised his hand to drink.

“Don’t… I rub! ”

It was too late for Lu Yan to stop it, his eyes widened, and he looked straight at Zhao Xiaobone drinking the mushroom soup.

“No problem, it tastes good!”

Zhao Xiaobone finished drinking the mushroom soup and looked at Lu Yan with a puzzled expression, “I think it’s delicious, why do you have this expression.” ”

“Not satisfied? You’re too demanding, aren’t you? ”

Lu Yan didn’t know whether to cry or laugh, he reached out and took out a remaining mushroom from the bowl and gestured in front of Zhao Xiaobone.

“Have you heard a song?”

“Red umbrella, white pole, lie on the board together after eating.”

Zhao Xiaobone was stunned and said with a smile: “What kind of song is this?” It’s pretty good. ”

Good?

Lu Yan’s jaw was about to drop, and he stared at Zhao Xiaobone in amazement, “Sisters, your heart is really big!” ”

Zhao Xiaobone saw Lu Yan’s strange expression, and also felt that something was wrong.

“What the hell is wrong with you?”

Lu Yan didn’t bother to explain, and he hurriedly asked, “What’s wrong with me first?” I ask you, is there anything uncomfortable about you? ”

Zhao Xiaobone blinked his beautiful eyes suspiciously, “Nothing uncomfortable, just feel a little dizzy.” ”

Lu Yan was shocked again, “It’s broken, I’m also dizzy.” ”

“It’s over, this meow must be poisoned.”

Zhao Xiaobone also reacted at this time, his face full of horror, “Poisoning, you said that mushroom is poisonous?” ”

Lu Yan smiled bitterly, “What do you think!” ”

“That… So what to do! Zhao Xiaobone was also afraid, and his voice was a little trembling.

“What else can I do? Go to the hospital! ”

“Yes, yes, go to the hospital!”

The two did not dare to delay, held hands and walked to the parking lot of the crew.

Staggering all the way, Lu Yan reminded Zhao Xiaobone, “Be careful, I heard that eating mushrooms will cause hallucinations.” ”

“If you see something strange later, don’t be afraid, everything is with me.”

Zhao Xiaobone was nervous, and could only nod repeatedly.

Soon, the two arrived at the parking lot and found a car, and when Lu Yan was about to open the door, he suddenly felt a big shadow next to him.

Turned his head sharply.

Yay!

In front of Lu Yan and Zhao Xiaobone, there was a tall giraffe standing.

For a moment, Lu Yan and Zhao Xiaobone froze.

It stands to reason that in the African savannah, it is not unusual to see a giraffe.

But this is the crew!

For safety, when the crew came, they surrounded it with an iron fence and turned it on.

Normally, there would be absolutely no animals.

Lu Yan looked at the giraffe and was stunned, “Hallucinations, it must be hallucinations.” ”

“This may be the locomotive of the crew hanging Weiya.”

Just as Lu Yan was comforting himself, suddenly as soon as the giraffe lowered its head, it rushed towards Lu Yan’s head.

Stop.

It hurts a lot.

Lu Yan touched his head and pointed at the giraffe, “You hit me again!” ”

The giraffe was really not used to Lu Yan, and he shook his head and gave Lu Yan another look.

This is a fire in the rocks.

Originally, Lu Yan was full of fear of poisonous mushrooms, coupled with the effect of alcohol, the little temper came up at once.

“I can get used to you!”

“I don’t know if Lao Tzu knows martial arts?”

With a roar, Lu Yan directly pounced, strangled the giraffe’s neck, and then jerked it down.

The giraffe didn’t seem to expect that this two-legged sheep was so manic, it didn’t stabilize at once, and its body was crooked.

Lu Yanna’s hand was quick, and he followed the opportunity of the giraffe to pick crookedly, and directly rushed up, and actually rode on the giraffe.

The wild giraffe was ridden by people, and it was shocked.

With a sharp flick of his neck, his four feet jumped up impatiently, and then he rushed out.

The speed is called a fast, just like lightning in seconds.

Zhao Xiaobone, who was on the side, was stupid.

All this happened too quickly, Zhao Xiaobone didn’t have time to react at all, and when she came back to her senses, the giraffe held Lu Yan and had already rushed a hundred meters away.

“My mom!”

Zhao Xiaobone exclaimed, and hurriedly ran back to the bonfire to find help.

At this time, at the bonfire, everyone in the crew was still drinking happily.

Especially Wu Jing, who has completely drunk hi.

Seeing Zhao Xiaobone coming over, Wu Jing walked over with a smile, “Haha, Xiaobone, what bad things did you and the boss do.” ”

“Call him over, I still want to drink!”

Zhao Xiaogu was about to cry, “What else to drink, Lu Yan was kidnapped by a giraffe.” ”

Forehead?!

Not only Wu Jing, the crew listened stupidly.

Lin Chaoxian blinked dumbfounded, “Xiao Bone, what did you say?” ”

“Did you drink too much?”

Zhao Xiaobone stomped his foot in a hurry, “I didn’t drink much, Lu Yan was really kidnapped by a giraffe.” ”

“Let’s hurry up and save him!”

“Hahaha!” Wu Jing leaned her neck and laughed, “Xiao Bone, you really drank too much.” ”

“Abducted by a giraffe? Why don’t you say that he was dragged to the cave room by the tigress. ”

“You just went to the cave room, right?”

“Come, just right, let’s drink your wine.” (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

In the face of Wu Jing’s ridicule, Zhao Xiaobone was restful and annoyed, but she didn’t have the heart to anger Wu Jing, and anxiously raised her hand.

“Look! That’s not Lu Yan! ”

Everyone looked in the direction pointed by Zhao Xiaobone, and they were all dumbfounded.

I saw that on the prairie a hundred meters away, a giraffe was running and jumping like a convulsion.

In its sadness, there is still a person lying on his stomach.

It’s not Lu Yan, who else can it be.

“Groove!”

Wu Jing was shocked, “What is the boss doing?” ”

“What about juggling?”

“Good technology!”

If Lu Yan was here, he would definitely give Wu Jing a big push.

Have you ever seen such a juggling man?

Just when everyone was shocked, Lin Chaoxian reacted first and shouted loudly: “Return him meow, drive and chase him!” ”

“This is the African savannah, if you encounter danger, it is estimated that the boss will not even have bone dregs left!”

Hearing Lin Chaoxian’s angry shout, everyone came back to their senses.

“Quick, get in the car, chase!”

A group of people hula-la rushed into the parking lot, and a dozen cars rushed out of the base together.

At the same time, the giraffe held Lu Yan all the way and ran farther and farther.

Lu Yan was also blinded, he hugged the giraffe’s neck tightly, full of question marks.

What the hell did I ride?

Just as Lu Yan was in the circle, the giraffe galloped past a group of lions.

This is a small lion herd, an adult male lion and three female lionesses, and four or five young lions that are about to reach adulthood.

Several members of this family were dozing off in a daze and were going to sleep.

Suddenly, a gust of wind rushed by, and several lions woke up, raising their heads one by one, their faces covered with circles.

It is estimated that this group of lions is also confused.

What a swish passed.

Before the lion could figure out what was going on, the giraffe held up the rock and turned back.

This time the lion saw clearly.

Nima! Giraffe.

“Whoosh!”

The male lion let out a roar, stood up directly, and also put on a fighting stance.

That means, it is estimated that he meowed, just ignored you.

You come around again, this doesn’t treat us lions as beasts, does it.

“Whoosh!”

With another roar, the male lion took the family and chased straight to the giraffe.

Now the savannah is lively.

A giraffe carried a person and ran wildly, followed by six or seven lions, and the strangest thing was that behind the lion, there were more than a dozen off-road vehicles.

This he meow is, the human-animal rally is dead?.

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