Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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Although it is still the same funny, but the sense of surprise is gone.
Yes, cross talk is the taste. As long as today is different from yesterday, it is qualified.But the problem is that you can't always do addition and subtraction in parentheses, right?
It is like a mathematical formula: 1+(X+1)=5.
X in this question is 3.
What do comedians do?It is not that today he said 1+(X+1)=5, and tomorrow it is enough to replace the X representing ".‖3" with Y.
相声演员应该做的是在1+(X+1)=5的这个基础上,进行抽象的改编,使其变成1+(X+ )=5,或者是(X+2.5)=5,亦或者是(X+3/4)=5。
This kind of modification should be done.
The beginning remains the same, and the end remains the same, but the middle must always be given to the problem solver, that is, the audience has a strong sense of freshness.
Otherwise, it will always be a fixed equation, but today I say X+1, tomorrow I say Y+1, and the day after tomorrow I say Z+1...
It's always this way, it's just fooling people.
Therefore, in recent years, Wu Shaobai has basically not listened to the cross talk of the uncle.
Not that it has been learned.
But really can't listen.
He would rather listen to Xiaoyue's, Shaobing's, and even some immature burdens that some other immature people have racked their brains and worked hard to come up with, rather than listening to this kind of thing that changes the soup and not the medicine.
The reason for the change now is because of two things.
One is the death of Mr. Zhang.
The second is the departure of Zhao Yunxia.
Before Mr. Zhang's death, he never dared to forget, and he personally promised the old man to work hard, because the current cross talk is false prosperity.
If Deyun Club is gone, although there will be a group of people to divide the market, but if you want to come out in a good time, place and talent, Guo Degang...
Basically impossible.
The gentleman said, to help the uncle is to help the cross talk.
His understanding of this sentence is that to help Deyun Society is to help cross talk.
Originally, he thought that he would use the title of vice president and, according to Mr. Zhang's entrustment, start to change the style of the door little by little, so that everyone can gradually understand how the art of cross talk should be passed on.
Keep the rules.
Take people by the rules.
However, after realizing these expectations, Guo Degang, who can be said to be carrying cross talk, is just a selfish mortal...
Like a basin of cold water, it was poured completely on his head.
Vice President, he doesn't want to do it anymore.
But the exhortation of Mr.
dare not forget.
Since there is no way to go, what should we do?
Very simple.
Then go your own way.
Subtle influence other (Zhao Zhao's) people become their followers.
So he started to renovate his life.
Cost a large set of refurbishments.
Cost a large set of changes.
He wants to overthrow all his previous life and rebuild it.
Then, after the change is refreshing and full of freshness, when you are on the same stage with other people, let the audience taste it differently.
别人还在玩1+(X+1)=5的时候,小吴先生已经开始玩A∪B=(∞,3)∪(5,+∞),A∩B=[10,5),AB=(∞,10)∪(5,+∞),A(AB)=[10,5最后答案是5的高等数学了阻。
With his pearls in front.
Others do not change!
to not fix! ?
Then I will smash your job from the side and force you to change!
Otherwise, when the class leader is crooked, who can you expect to walk on the right path? .
Chapter 1152
A new version of "Theory of Rules" is finished.
Full house!
Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen bowed and stepped down.
But he didn't go back to the locker room.
Because this show is Zhang Hejun and Wang Lei's "On Holding Tears".
After they finished speaking, it was his and Hou Zhen's "Qi Da Drum".After that, it was "Yellow Crane Tower" by Zhang Yunlei and Yang Jiulang, and then, "Running after Happiness" by him and Hou Zhen.
The three pairs of partners who acted are all talking about old work.
Because this is Tianjin.
As long as the supporting guests do not make mistakes, they will be fine.
When the performance is over, although it is not very good, it will be enough for the parents and villagers in Tianjin to see the accomplishments of the children of Deyun Society in traditional cross talk.
As for the quality of this commercial performance, Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen chose to shoulder it.
There is no pressure on others.
Fortunately, the audience in Tianjin is really supportive.
According to Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen's experience, the applause when Zhang Hejun and Wang Lei came on the court was half-hearted.
It shows that everyone's emotions are still caught.
……
"Shaobai, here, drink some water."
"Thank you Uncle Hai."
Wu Shaobai took the teacup, took a sip of water to moisten his throat, sat on the chair with Hou Zhen, and listened to the two of them working there.
After listening for a while, when the two of them started to exchange positions, and after they officially started to live, Hou Zhen nodded;
"He Jun has grown quite a lot in the past two years."
"Young."
Wu Shaobai's words were a little old-fashioned.
But looking at the ninth generation of cross talk successors, he deserves to have the qualifications to say this.
And Hou Zhen also nodded:
"Actually now, it seems that what you said at the beginning is true at all. The ones who can come out of the Crane character class are all younger... The older ones are really getting harder and harder to follow."
"That is for sure."
Wu Shaobai leaned on the seat, holding a teacup in his hand, his eyes were a little straight.
"Cross talk is about keeping pace with the times. Everyone's creative peak is before the age of 30. After the age of 30, the desire to create will decline, and thoughts will gradually begin to be isolated from the latest generation of young people. Not to mention, the Internet is changing with each passing day, and the average age of people in Hezike is 85 years old, and they are all about 30 years old, and they are not from the school of the Eight Classics, so it is certain that they can’t keep up.”
"Ugh……"
Hearing Wu Shaobai's words, Hou Zhen let out a long sigh.
"Why sigh?"
"I sigh that the years are not forgiving. When I was your partner, you were only 17, and now you are 24 and almost 25. Time flies so fast..."
"Haha, you are not old now."
"That's for sure, the fat man looks young~"
Hou Zhen touched his head:
"It's a pity that I have this hair. You asked me to eat Liuwei Dihuang Wan, but it didn't work for me."
"That means it's genetic. I see Master Hou Baolin's photo and your hair is the same as yours... It means that it's not a kidney problem, it's purely a genetic problem."
"Tsk tsk..."
After hearing that there may be no hope for his hair, Hou Zhen shook his head regretfully.
that's it.
In the casual chat, Zhang Hejun and Wang Lei's "On Holding Tears" ended.
Following Sun Na's voice, Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen took the stage again.
……
September 9th at 27:0 am.
"Ladies, it's stipulated that there will be a maximum of 3 cross talk returns, and I have to leave meals for my peers... I have already returned 14 times. Are we almost there?"
Wu Shaobai asked with a smile.
And after laughing the whole game, less than one-third of the audience who have left the audience directly booed:
"no!"
"Once in a few years, can't you talk all night?"
"Speaking of 3 o'clock, I will take you to eat pancakes and fruit cuts!"
"I'm thick with eggs!"
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