Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

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　　Master is back!

　　In an instant, Wu Shaobai's heart widened, but he reacted immediately. There was something wrong with the slowness of the two on the stage, and he quickly replied:

　　"What are you looking at? Someone in the background is frying chicken with cashew nuts?"

　　"What a mess."

　　Hou Zhen waved his hand:

　　"I just smell the scent."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"hungry?"

　　"A bit."

　　"That's right, I'll get off the stage in a while, and I'll invite you to eat cashew nut chicken. Oh, this cashew nut chicken, the cashew nuts are too oily, and they squeak and squeak in your mouth~"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"Hey, I thank you."

　　Hou Zhen smiled and continued.

　　And Wu Shaobai began to pull the audience's attention back:

　　"Then what are the eleventh and twelfth lessons?"

　　"Tell me about it."

　　"The eleventh one is ventriloquism."

　　"Oh?"

　　"Have you studied all the texts?"

　　Wu Shaobai said, suddenly heaved a sigh of relief, and there was an obvious inhalation action.

　　Then, paragraphs of wonderful recitations blurted out instantly:

　　"There are people who are good at ventriloquism in Beijing. There will be a feast for the guests. In the northeast corner of the hall, an eight-foot barrier is set up. The ventriloquist sits in the barrier, with a table, a chair, a fan, and a foot. The group of guests sits. After a short while, I heard a stroke of a ruler in the barrier, and there was no one who dared to shout.

　　Hearing the barking of dogs in the deep alley from afar, a woman was startled, and her husband was babbling.Then he woke up and cried.Husband also woke up.The woman caresses the child's milk, the child cries with the milk, and the woman pats and whines.Another big wake up, Xu Xu more than. ...

　　Suddenly one person shouted and the fire started, the husband shouted, and the woman also shouted.The two children cried together.Hundreds of thousands of people shouted, hundreds of children cried, and hundreds of dogs barked. ……Wherever it is, nothing is there.Although a person has a hundred hands, a hand has a hundred fingers, but one cannot point to one end.People have a hundred mouths and a hundred tongues, and they cannot be named in one place.So all the guests left the table without discoloration, and they fought hard, and they almost wanted to leave first.

　　Suddenly, he stroked the ruler, and the group rang out.Remove the screen to see it, just one person, one table, one chair, one fan, and one ruler. ‖. "

　　"it is good!!"

　　A large paragraph of fluent ancient prose blurted out, every word is bead, every word is clear!

　　The audience's applause instantly resounded through the sky:

　　"Wah la la la la~"

　　Wu Shaobai wiped off his sweat again and said:

　　"This is a particularly wonderful article describing ventriloquism, and it was also selected as a textbook for classical Chinese."

　　"Yes."

　　"At that time, when I actually read this article, I didn't quite understand these meanings. But as I entered the cross talk industry, when I looked back at this article, I unconsciously thought... to write this. What did the gentleman of "Vita" listen to the ventriloquist performers, what did he see? What did he hear? How wonderful was this performance? It's a pity..."

　　"What's the pity?"

　　Hou Zhen asked.

　　Wu Shaobai shook his head:

　　"It's a pity I didn't get to meet you, and in this subject, there are not many cross talk actors now. As for me... I'm just a kindergartener who talks about cross talk. I can't say how capable I am, but this ventriloquist happens~ I know how to do it. Such a short paragraph, I am happy today and dedicate it to you."

　　“Okay~~~”

　　"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

　　The audience really thinks it's quite fresh, thinking that Mr. Wu can also beat ventriloquism?

　　And Wu Shaobai was also full of brilliance, and continued to say there:

　　"My ventriloquism."

　　"what?"

　　"Make sure you listen to it!"

　　"How about it?"

　　"The lingering sound lingers around the beam for three days!"

　　"Ho!"

　　"I heard it twice!"

　　"Oh~"

　　"The lingering sound lingers around the beam for three days!"

　　"Ok?"

　　"I heard it three times!"

　　"How about it!"

　　"The lingering sound lingers around the beam for three days!"

　　"nonsense!"

　　Hou Zhen spat, and the audience laughed in unison.

　　"To sum up the things that can be circumvented once, do you have to listen to it three times?"

　　"Anyway, you are all here to look for it. Let's listen to you, you're discouraged~~"

　　After saying it again, he showed the folding fan in his hand, but he didn't say it clearly, but started to take tiger steps on the stage:

　　"Clang clang clang clang clang ~"

　　"Yo, still have to make a figure?"

　　Watching Wu Shaobai, who circled around the stage with a sonorous voice, Hou Zhen explained.

　　Afterwards, Wu Shaobai began to look back at the microphone and walk away.

　　Hou Zhen said again:

　　"Back... eh?"

　　"Clang clang clang..."

　　Looking at Wu Shaobai who came to the microphone and started to leave in circles, he was stunned.

　　"¨"hahahaha~"

　　"Clang, clang, clang..."

　　Seeing Wu Shaobai coming around again, the honest man Hou Zhen said again:

　　"Almost... eh?"

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　Seeing Wu Shaobai who was walking away again, the audience's laughter grew even louder.

　　Just listening to Mr. Wu's constant "clanging, clanging, clanging", he made a big circle around the stage.

　　When he turned back to the microphone again, he wanted to leave.

　　But this time Hou Zhen grabbed him:

　　"Okay! What's the matter with wanting to learn from Dayu? Three times, you can't enter the house? Go home and have a look, the children may run away!"

　　"Hahahahahaha~ hoo!!!!"

　　The audience laughed first, followed by boos.

　　Wu Shaobai silently stood back to the front of the stage:

　　"You're going to die with the surname Hou!? What's the mess?"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　Hou Zhen did not argue, and pointed to the microphone:

　　"Come on. Don't stretch your shoulders."

　(good money) "Okay, listen up! Ventilator!"

　　Wu Shaobai took a deep breath, and when the air filled his chest, he pouted:

　　"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

　　"Ok?"

　　Hou Zhen was taken aback...