Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

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　　"Well, it's really natural... It's so rare."

　　……

　　"Today is the eighth day of the Chinese New Year, and the day is festive."

　　"Eh, that's not true."

　　"And the cross talk we are going to talk about is called "Playing Lantern Riddles", also called "Guessing Lantern Riddles"."

　　"Correct."

　　"It's a very lovable joke in traditional cross talk. You may have heard it on TV more or less. It's the traditional kind of I tell a riddle for the Hou Ye to guess. He can't guess it, and it's embarrassing. , and then I will make fun of him, revealing the essence of his mental retardation, and let you all laugh at it..."

　　"You wait a minute..."

　　Hou Zhen quickly stopped Wu Shaobai.

　　But Wu Shaobai's slap suddenly dropped Hou Zhen's hand and continued to say:

　　"You'll tell other people: Hey, come and see, the Hou family is mentally retarded."

　　"Hey, Mr. Wu. You wait, wait..."

　　Hou Zhen wanted to stop, but Wu Shaobai suddenly used a Wing Chun cross bridge, made a block gesture, and continued to speed up:

　　"Then wait for a while when Hou Zhen goes out and you will shout when you meet: Ouch! The mentally handicapped is out!"

　　"go with!"

　　Hou Zhen pushed him directly and pushed Wu Shaobai three or four steps away from the microphone, which seemed to be a lot of effort.

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"Okay~~"

　　The audience roared and clapped.

　　Hou Zhenyi pinched his waist:

　　"No, Wu Shaobai, you are going to die!"

　　"Why are you pushing me?"

　　Wu Shaobai was speechless.

　　Hou Zhen looked even more speechless:

　　"Did I push you? You're doing this and I directly wedged you (hit you), do you believe it?"

　　"Why?"

　　"Why do you say?...No, what's wrong with me? You started saying that I was a grandson and I recognized it, and I recognized that I was a trousers..."

　　"That's what you said yourself."

　　Wu Shaobai said something weakly, which caused bursts of laughter.

　　Hou Zhen was stunned and said:

　　"Ah yes...but anyway, you say I'm mentally retarded, that's too much!"

　　The audience was also stunned for a moment... After recalling the sentence just now, the speed was extremely fast, but the articulation was very clear. It was half a beat slower, but he still laughed out loud.

　　Wu Shaobai was also stunned...

　　This is really - Hou Zhen's own hanging, there is no such sentence in the words.But Hou Zhen reacted quickly, and his mind was not slow. Following the laughter of the audience, he said:

　　"You admit it? ... Why do you want to talk about cross talk with your IQ!"

　　"Hahahaha~!"

　　Hou Zhen didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and finally nodded generously:

　　"Okay, come, you continue. I won't argue with you anymore. I've seen it long ago, if your kid can call your master's name so aphrodisiac, I will definitely not spare me."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　The audience laughed even louder.

　　Wu Shaobai raised his head proudly:

　　"That's not wrong! Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the way of heaven is good for reincarnation! If you don't believe it, look up~ this heaven~ Rao! Pass! Who!"

　　"Hey~ You're not ashamed to use this old saying! And stretch your body... Rao! Pass! Who!... You are not poor~"

　　"Hahaha~ Good! Good!~"

　　Applauding, applauding, piece by piece.

　　Works great!

　　But Wu Shaobai knew... Hou Zhen began to have a broken mouth again, so he quickly waved his hand:

　　"Hey, you can see it, from the beginning to now, I have been making fun of Mr. Hou, but I haven't talked about lantern riddles for a long time. Why? It's actually very simple, our "Playing Lantern Riddles" is not easy to say. "

　　"Why?"

　　"You still have the nerve to ask me?"

　　Wu Shaobai looked at the audience with helplessness in his eyes:

　　"Everyone, you also know that the key to anagrams is fun. Take a word apart and use riddles to let you guess. For example, there are mountains on the mountain. Guess a word, the answer is: out, in, for example, ten Open your mouth, a heart. Guess a word, the answer is: 思. In fact, it's just this thing. Traditional cross talk has been talked about for more than a hundred years, and the audience of these charades has long been stale. I don't think about changing something new. Let me tell you something, after all, you can't fool you after buying a ticket, right? But the problem is, he can't guess any of the puzzles that we were right in the background, and he's still trying to figure out the answer... You said my paragraph What do you say!?"

　　He started to live.

　　And it's changed a little bit.

　　In the original story, after making fun of Hou Zhen, and then on the grounds that the [-]th day of the first lunar month is coming, and Hou Zhen live in this anagram.

　　But Hou Zhen's mouth was a bit broken before. If he suddenly started to live suddenly at this time, the audience would listen abruptly. The audience was listening to the two people making fun of the poor one second, but the next second, they didn't know what was going on. People are beginning to live, and this section of cross talk is not complete and inappropriate.Therefore, Wu Shaobai cut off this paragraph at the scene. From another angle, he changed the way of saying it, and brought Hou Zhen, who likes to go astray more and more, to his life. .

Chapter 138

　　Seeing that Wu Shaobai took the initiative to enter the vitality, Hou Zhen was stunned for a moment... He wondered why this work suddenly entered from here.

　　But before he could think about it, he instinctively answered:

　　"Why don't I know the answer?"

　　"Yo? Still stubborn!?"

　　This is what Wu Shaobai was waiting for, his hands folded into his sleeves:

　　"So, have you guessed all the correct anagrams in the background?"

　　"... Guess what, what happened?"

　　"Okay, let's test you!"

　　This activity is officially entered.

　　Naturally, it's not abrupt.

　　Speaking, Wu Shaobai stood in front of the microphone, looked at Hou Zhen and said;

　　"We said it was lantern riddles, but the old man said it new. You haven't given me the answers to the questions in the background just now. In front of so many audiences, I will ask you again, don't you reveal I can't answer it!"

　　"That's not possible, I already know the answer, you can just ask!"

　　"Okay... Come on, I'll test him."

　　The audience didn't speak this time, but just waited with anticipation for what new things this bad boy could come up with.

　　I saw Wu Shaobai raised his first finger:

　　"Master Hou, for this first question, let me ask you a few very... simple, real, non-existent, and splendid questions."

　　"Yeah~~~"

　　Hou Zhen made a long note:

　　"With such hyphenation? You ask."

　　"The first question... Before I ask, let me ask you, do you eat barbecue?"

　　"Eat."

　　Hou Zhen put his hands inside his sleeves, and nodded with a simple and honest look.

　　Wu Shaobai responded:

　　"Hey, then do you eat kidneys?"

　　"Kidney? Eat it. I will eat it regardless of whether it is pig or sheep. Tell you, little thief, that thing is fragrant and has the same effect as your master! It is especially good for the kidneys and yang."

　　"..."

　　Wu Shaobai's mouth twitched...

　　The audience was stunned, and then...

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"Appreciate~~~"

　　"Applause!!!!"

　　The boos got bigger and bigger, but Hou Zhen still maintained his previous honest appearance, looking naive.

　　"Okay 々〃."

　　Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"Since you said so, then, I ask you, the first question please answer me:..."

　　"You say."

　　"If a pig's kidney is deficient, can its kidney be able to nourish the kidney?"