Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"You... what did you say?"

　　"I didn't hear you clearly, I'll ask again: If a pig's kidneys are deficient, can its kidneys nourish the kidneys! Come on, answer."

　　Wu Shaobai spread his hands and heard the sounds of "Pfft...", "Pfft..." from the audience... Obviously, some people couldn't hold back their laughter.

　　Hou Zhen was also stunned for a while, and then said straight into the microphone's eyes:

　　"I've never heard of it! What's the problem!?"

　　"I asked you a question in the background just now... Ladies, did you see it. Stupid~ No way~ Well, I'm asking you another way. It's simple. It's a conceptual question."

　　"Uh……"

　　"Master Hou, what is the name of a teacher who studies law?"

　　"Study law... what teacher?"

　　Hou Zhen thought about it and asked tentatively:

　　"lawyer?"

　　"Did I ask you or did you ask me?"

　　"...lawyer! Right?"

　　"right."

　　"Hahaha, Wu Shaobai, how is it, I'll answer it!?"

　　Suddenly, Hou Zhen's expression became excited.But Wu Shaobai rolled his eyes:

　　"What are you anxious about, I haven't finished asking. I said it all, it's a concept question, do you know the concept question? You have to explain it."

　　"Uh……"

　　"Listen. Lawyers are called lawyers, right?"

　　"Correct."

　　"Why isn't he called a mage?"

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　The audience was stunned... Hou Zhen was also stunned for a while, and then came out a sentence:

　　"Is that the problem?"

　　"Yes. The concept question, in terms of the test paper, is: People who study law are called lawyers, not mages. Please give your own opinion on this question. Brackets: 10 points for this question. "

　　Wu Shaobai swishly drew two brackets in the air, and then stretched his hand:

　　"Come, please answer."

　　"..."

　　Hou Zhen was silent for a moment and asked:

　　"Where did you get this question from? . .  

　　"Look, you're making an excuse, right? I can't even answer such a simple question, how can I guess lantern riddles for you, baby! In this way, I'm changing it for you, if you still can't, let's both Bowing down and stepping down will not suffer this crime, right?"

　　Wu Shaobai saw that the burden didn't sound, and in total, he estimated that the joke was a bit cold and didn't catch the audience's laughter, so he took the initiative to skip it without waiting for Hou Zhen's reaction, and said directly:

　　"Listen, Mr. Hou. Excuse me, if a pregnant woman beats someone, does it count as a gang fight?"

　　"puff……"

　　The nearest elder sister in the first row suddenly burst out laughing.

　　And the way she covered her mouth seemed like a fuse... More and more audiences responded.

　　That's exactly what a joke is.

　　It can only be understood, but outsiders have to explain it to you... it will make this joke particularly cold.

　　But as long as I can get to this point, I don't need others to say more, I can amuse myself.

　　"¨"Pfft...haha, laugh at me to death."

　　"Ha ha ha ha……"

　　"I just reacted, isn't it a group fight..."

　　"Hahaha~~"

　　"What is this... Hahahaha!!!!"

　　The audience's laughter from the beginning of the dots, and finally converged into one, and then turned into a sky full of boos.

　　And Hou Zhen also seemed to be dumbfounded. For a long time, after the laughter of the audience had subsided, he said something to Wu Shaobai, who was standing in front of the microphone with a proud face:

　　"Hey, Mr. Wu, do you know..."

　　"what happened?"

　　"As far as your question is concerned, without [-] years of cerebral thrombosis, it is absolutely impossible to ask!"

　　A sentence instantly triggered laughter from the audience, and the originally quiet laughter rekindled again.

　　Wu Shaobai spread his hands:

　　"But you didn't answer it. What's the matter? Tell you, I've had too many questions like this here. For example: Do black people call black flesh color?"

　　"Huh~"

　　"Will sleeping pills and laxatives be taken together on the bed?"

　　"Yo~"

　　"What was a cobra called before glasses were invented?"

　　"Oops~~~"

　　"Or to be more professional, whether the thunder and lightning mothers use direct current or alternating current!"

　　"Hi!!"

　　Hou Zhen waved his hand with disgust on his face.

　　"What's the problem with you! ... Hey, Mr. Wu, let me tell you."

　　"What's the matter, you said."

　　"Just your questions."

　　"how?"

　　"If someone can really answer, I'll make a phone call, and they'll go to La'an Dingmen right away."

　　Andingmen is the largest mental hospital in Yanjing, and this time it was obvious that the audience got the joke of this sentence completely.

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　After the wild laughter, the boos sounded from the sky.

　　"Applause!!!".

Chapter 139

　　In fact, traditional cross talk is difficult here.

　　too many people say.

　　Too many people use it.

　　It is used by lazy people, and there is no need to change a single word.You don't even need to practice deliberately. According to the content in the book, as long as you memorize it, it will be completed.

　　Although it may not be brilliant, it will definitely not crash.

　　But for those who are more diligent, they want to add some of their own things to this traditional cross talk, but they can't go beyond the outline. If they want to make the audience feel fresh, and let some people who like tradition not find faults, they have to work hard to improve.

　　Obviously, Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen's "Playing Lantern Riddles" fits this standard very well.

　　As soon as Wu Shaobai is willing to work hard, there are many jokes in his hand, and the changes are especially timely.Second, there are still a lot of traditional things. The most basic cross talk framework maintains this traditional cross talk, and in the end, it can return to the tradition of "Guessing Lantern Riddles".

　　After talking about several inconsequential questions in a row, Wu Shaobai brought Hou Zhen and the audience directly into the plot of "Guess the Lantern Riddles".

　　After several traditional lantern riddles one after another amused many audiences, he finally said:

　　"Master Hou, do you still dare to guess?"

　　"Dare! Why don't you dare! Wu Shaobai, you are too bad, is this all a lantern riddle! It's like a brain teaser!"

　　"Okay, then I'll give you one. I ask you, what duck has two legs?"

　　"Donald Duck!"

　　Hou Zhen is decisive:

　　"This question was asked just now! Next!"

　　"wrong!"

　　Wu Shaobai waved his hand and smiled at the audience:

　　"Haha, a duck has two legs!"

　　"I'll go to you~"

　　Hou Zhen waved his sleeves, and the performance of the two ended.

　　The two of them stepped back and bowed. After listening to the first half full of jokes and enjoying a few interesting lantern riddles, the audience did not hesitate to applaud themselves. Accompanying the exit of the two, they cheered and whistled. , the screaming never stopped.

　　The two of them also saw Guo Degang and the three of them in the direction of the gate.

　　The next show is a two-man show.

　　Today, perhaps because of Hou Yaowen's relationship, Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen were arranged in the fifth program, and the sixth one was Guo Degang and Yu Xuan.

　　There are many programs in the afternoon, and 8 programs are arranged, not counting the return of Zhang Wenshun and Zhang Wenshun, which is guaranteed to make the audience enjoy it all at once.

　　"Master, uncle, hard work."