Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"You smoke?"

　　In the haze, Zhang Yunlei heard a very familiar voice, but she couldn't remember whose voice rang with surprise.

　　this sound...

　　Who is coming?

　　Why is it so familiar?

　　Why does my back hurt so much...

　　where am I?

　　Instinctively, Zhang Yunlei opened his eyes.

　　Then he saw a man wearing a mask looking at him speechlessly.

　　"...Shaobai??"

　　Zhang Yunlei subconsciously wanted to sit up.

　　Then came a panic.

　　fuck!

　　I asked Shaobai to smoke?

　　it's over... it's over...

　　But soon he found out... he couldn't move.

　　"?"

　　Subconsciously, he wanted to raise his right hand, and only then did he realize that... he was actually tied to a bed by five flowers... Then he saw various instruments beside him.

　　I am in the hospital? ? ?

　　At this time, Wu Shaobai hurriedly said 29;

　　"Don't move. Don't move~"

　　"Sigh~~"

　　There was a tingling sound in the back at the same time.

　　"Shaobai, this is..."

　　"..."

　　A trace of sadness flashed in Wu Shaobai's eyes, but it disappeared immediately.

　　Then he said:

　　"Okay, it's your fate. You jumped from such a high height and fell on your waist. Now your feet, arms, and waist are broken, and you can't move for the time being. Just lie down."

　　"what……?"

　　Zhang Yunlei was stunned for a while, then involuntarily looked at the tube inserted in her clothes...

　　"What's with these pipes?"

　　"Bullshit, you hurt your waist, you can't poop, you can't pee, these are all to help you maintain your physiological function. You lie down, do you hear? Don't make trouble for me, I'll be asking you about smoking for a while. I have helped you protect your throat for three years, but you dare to smoke? You are so capable!"

　　"Uh……"

　　The corner of Zhang Yunlei's mouth twitched, and she was immediately a little embarrassed...

　　At this time, the nurses from the hospital, as well as the doctors and nurses from the ICU came over at the same time.

　　A group of people surrounded him and started various inspections.

　　Then, Wu Shaobai personally took out a medicine bottle, poured some transparent liquid into the spoon, and said to him:

　　"Open your mouth."

　　"What's this?"

　　"Fructose, it's for you to fart. Tell me when to fart."

　　"fart……?"

　　Zhang Yunlei didn't understand how important the patient's first fart after the operation was, but he swallowed it obediently.

　　Very sweet.

　　But then came a... icy stinging pain.

　　"Sigh~~~~"

　　"Hold on, the anesthesia is starting to wear off."

　　As if anticipating his feelings, Wu Shaobai said directly.

　　Zhang Yunlei nodded obediently. Although he couldn't move his body, he could turn his head... but his head was also wrapped in bandages and looked a little uncomfortable.

　　"Where are my parents?"

　　"Go back to rest. I'm taking care of you here, why don't you worry about it?"

　　Wu Shaobai sat next to him with a very relaxed tone.

　　Zhang Yunlei quickly shook his head:

　　"That's not it, it's just...my injury...isn't serious?"

　　"What do you think?"

　　Wu Shaobai shrugged:

　　"You fell from such a high place and hurt your bones for a hundred days. You have to wait at least half a year. So from the business side, you have to delay a lot of days."

　　"..."

　　Zhang Yunlei's mouth twitched...

　　Then I heard Wu Shaobai continue to say:

　　"But from your personal point of view, with me here, there is basically no problem with this kind of bone disease. So, do you think you are looking for bad luck? Or are you lucky?"

　　"Brother, I'm in terrible pain... Don't make fun of me?"

　　"Ha ha ha ha……"

　　Wu Shaobai smiled on purpose, and then began to help him build his heart:

　　"You're also very vulnerable. If it's a little heavier, you might be dead. Fortunately, you just broke your hip bone. Although it's a little painful, as long as you cooperate with me and be obedient, then you will find a girlfriend in the future. You're fierce. But if you don't obey me and don't cooperate with me...then you will risk your big crotch being broken by your girlfriend. So..."

　　"Hee hee hee……"

　　Zhang Yunlei was speechless, and her face turned red when she heard the playful laughter of the group of nurses outside the curtain.

　　"Stop, stop, don't you say it? I will definitely cooperate with you!"

　　"It's almost there."

　　Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"And then there's your ankle. You know Yao Huan, right? He retired because of a stress fracture in his toe. You're similar to him, but a little more serious than him. If you don't want to walk with a limp in the future, then you're old Honestly, don't move around, understand?"

　　"no problem!"

　　"And your arm... well, that's pretty much what it means. You're all smashed to pieces now anyway. Hey, listen, I just got a baggage."

　　Wu Shaobai said, and suddenly cleared his throat.

　　Then he whispered:

　　"Don't you like to sing "Zhaohuatai"? Listen."

　　"?????"

　　Zhang Yunlei said in my heart that my brother is like this, are you still in the mood to sing for me?

　　Just listen to Wu Shaobai sing:

　　"Three ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, Yueyinger Zhaohuatai~~~ Zhang Yunlei~ in Nanjing~ screeching down~ Ai ai~ doctor ah~ nurse! She is all scared~~ bad ai ai~ holding a needle in hand And thread~ sew it up in a hurry~ ai ai ai~~~ ai~~~~~~”

　　"Pfft...hee hee hee hee~"

　　In the ICU ward, some doctors, nurses and patients burst out laughing.

　　And Zhang Yunlei was speechless...

　　"Brother, why are you saving me? You let me die, okay? I don't live anymore..."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Wu Shaobai smiled very happily, and then said;

　　"Okay, you've said enough, hurry up and rest. Then when will you fart, and when will you shout, there will be a nurse who will help you with other things, don't move around, do you hear?"

　　"...Why are you going?"

　　"Go back to sleep! Brother, I heard the news that you jumped off the building at 4 o'clock in the morning. You got here at 7 o'clock. After a busy day, you will have to go back to rest. I will be here tomorrow~ Don't worry, you are out of the ICU. Before, it was me who came to take care of you, and we'll talk about it tomorrow, including why you jumped off the building...Tomorrow, I'll bring my uncle and auntie together, you should rest early, understand?"

　　"Uh... ok."

　　Zhang Yunlei nodded.

　　Wu Shaobai opened the curtain and was about to leave.

　　At this moment, Zhang Yunlei stopped him:

　　"Shaobai..."

　　"Ok?"

　　"thanks……"

　　"Um.".

Chapter 1445

　　Wanda Hotel.