Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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I heard the master say:
"You told Xiao Tong...what do you like to eat in the future...Come and eat at home. I'll accompany her to drink some~"
"……what??"
"Your master has few drinking friends."
"what!!"
Listening to his wife's additions, Wu Shaobai has begun to doubt his life.
……
After breakfast, Wu Shaobai received another text message from his girlfriend:
"Xiao Baibai, are you awake?"
Wu Shaobai felt very angry and replied:
"Ignore me, I want to die!"
"Hee hee hee~ Okay. Then I'll stay in bed. Shall we eat together at noon?"
Seeing this message, Wu Shaobai thought about it and replied:
"If you don't drink, I'll come!"
"...I don't drink anymore, I won't drink with you in the future, okay?"
"Row!"
"Well, then you're busy first, I'm going to sleep for a while, see you at noon, let's go eat pizza."
"OK, all right."
Putting down the phone, Wu Shaobai reopened his laptop.
This laptop has been replaced twice in half a year.
He is not a person who likes to rely on computers very much. He always finds the sound of typing on the keyboard without scratching his fingertips with a pen.
So most of the time, I use my own notebook to record my inspiration and adapt some stories.
For example, this book "Wu Daoran".
The opening chapter is actually very simple. Wu Daoran, a genius doctor, encountered a barren tomb and was splattered with blood. He was curious and summoned a female ghost to learn a story of an unjust case.
When Pu Songling originally wrote this story, compared to "Liao Zhai", the pungent satire of reality was far worse, and it was not as deep as the individual stories in Liao Zhai.
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Saying it's a rainbow fart really doesn't wrong him at all.
Wu Daoran, who learned of the unjust case, used the magic to solve the case, avenged the female ghost's rescue, won the reputation and finally left shyly, expressing his "noble character" that was not moved by worldly fame and fortune.
Perhaps in the Qing Dynasty, his story will be very brilliant.
But in today's era of rampant online articles, this subject matter is really badly written.To stand out, be sure to add enough detail.
On the basis of not adapting the original work, in the hands of Wu Shaobai, the entire "Wu Daoran" is not so much a fight between gods and demons, but a travel journal that looks at the world from the perspective of a doctor.Therefore, he must find enough attractive points.
And you also need to have knowledge of all aspects... At least the ones next to this book have to be clear and clear.
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Even the data tapes were adapted and filled, and the morning time passed quietly.
At the appointed time with his girlfriend, Wu Shaobai put on his clothes with his notebook in hand.
"Master, Mistress, I'm going out."
"Where are you going?"
"Go find Xiao Tong."
Yu Xuan moved for a while.
Bai Huimin glanced at him, her eyes full of absurdity:
"Hey, what's your look? It's not because you want to find Xiao Tong for a drink!?"
"……hey-hey."
Yu Xuan laughed twice:
"I'm not looking at other girls who are also good drinkers, so..."
"..."
Wu Shaobai's mouth twitched.
Bai Huimin held the child silently:
"Shaobai, hurry up. If you don't leave, your master has to yell at you to go with you today!"
"...Master, we eat pizza and don't drink alcohol."
"Uh……"
Relatively speaking, the diet is very traditional, and Yu Yansan, who has never touched Western food very much, complained:
"Hey, what's there to eat with that thing? If you want to eat pie, you bring Xiao Tong here. How good is it for us to eat the serious Xianghe meat pie."
"..."
Bai Huimin rolled her eyes:
"Shaobai, hurry up and leave. The more your master talks, the less you slip away."
Who is this.
Is there any master who cares so much about drinking with his apprentice's girlfriend?Those who know think you are looking for a confidant at the wine table, and those who don't know may think what's going on!
Old and unrepaired!and.
Chapter 161
Pizza Hut Pizza.
Because of the advertisements, when many Yanjing people want to eat pizza in the past two years, this is the first choice.
But actually Pizza Hut's pizza isn't that bad.
The crust is so thick that it is unpalatable.
But I couldn't help Tong Liya like it.
The young couple were sitting by the window, and Wu Shaobai rolled his eyes when he watched Tong Liya eat pizza with a knife and fork.
This foreign fast food changed outrageous after it came to China.
"waiter."
"Hello sir."
"Please help me with a small bag to pack."
"Ok."
Soon, the waiter brought a plastic bag.
Or say Pizza Hut is outrageous.It doesn't even have disposable gloves.
I really want to make money and want to go blind.
"Here. Eat with your hands!"
"Don't, everyone uses knives and forks with my hands, how uncivilized."
"...Pizza is a popular product abroad, and I don't know how it has become a high-end Western food."
Wu Shaobai complained, and casually forked a mouthful of softly mumbled black pepper pasta.
The hangover reaction.
He has no appetite for anything.
In addition, he didn't have to go to work during the Spring Festival, and Xidan was a little far from the Tongrentang, so he was too lazy to grab a sober soup for himself.
So this is the virtue.
But looking at his high-spirited girlfriend, he was a little unconvinced again:
"Let's drink without waste in the future."
"what?"
The girl who was catching the pizza with a plastic bag was taken aback...
"What do you mean?"
"Drink as much as you want. Why were there three empty bottles on the table last night! Wine is made of grain, so isn't it a waste?"
"...???"
Tong Liya was shocked and puzzled.
After a while, she asked:
"Xiao Baibai...Are you questioning my alcohol intake?"
"Is not it?"
"...I drank two and a half catties by myself last night, and I didn't waste a drop."
"Blow it on you. How can a normal person drink two and a half pounds? Your stomach is made of iron? This doesn't conform to the laws of human science at all."
"...Do you know how much I drink with my cousin and cousin at home?"
"How many?"
"On the third day of the new year, do you remember what I told you that I drank too much?"
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