Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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The audience is really laughing back and forth.
There are even some male audience members who have already made plans... After waiting for Mr. Wu and Lord Hou to come off the stage, they have to quickly search for what the Balenciaga's stockings are when other actors come up.
How can I be liked by Mr. Wu like this.
If it looks good...
The group of men subconsciously looked at their girlfriends.
hehehe~
……
"When the clothes are almost covered, start putting on clothes."
"Oh?"
I saw Wu Shaobai make a trousers action:
"long johns."
"Ah."
"Line pants."
"Yo?"
"Three keep warm."
"Ho~"
"Fleece pants."
"It's really complete."
"Pants."
"what?"
"Second cotton."
"Still wearing?"
"Pants."
"Good guy..."
"Big leather monkey."
"Well, the military coats are all on."
"Dog skin hat."
"Okay."
Hearing Hou Zhen's words, Wu Shaobai said:
"Anyway, you have to wear eight or nine pieces of clothing inside and out, and the person who is wrapped will definitely not be able to get up when he falls."
"Good guy, it's hard to hear."
"Crawled out of the bed, holding a hot water bottle in hand. Step on the fleece cotton shoes, put on the waistband of your trousers, pin the guy on the waistband, and quickly run out."
"Why are you going?"
"To the restroom!"
Hearing this, Hou Zhengang nodded, but immediately felt that something was wrong, and quickly suppressed Wu Shaobai:
"You will wait..."
"Why? Let me tell you, people have three urgency..."
"Who told you that."
He waved his sleeves and looked at Wu Shaobai:
"You mean...with a hot water bottle in your hand?"
"Correct."
"Walking on suede shoes?"
"Ah."
"Put the belt on too."
"Yes."
"Then what's with this guy pinned to his waist?"
"A must-have tool for going to the toilet."
Wu Shaobai looked calm.
But Hou Zhen was stunned...
"Necessary tools?...Paper?"
But who knew Wu Shaobai waved his hand:
"No. You don't even need paper, so you can't leave the glove. After you leave, it freezes into a lump of ice in an instant. It's too cold, it's all dry, and it's over when you shake it."
"Ay Ya I gi!"
Hou Zhen was full of disgust.
And the audience was speechless, and unconsciously made a cry:
"Applause!!!"
Mr. Wu's description is too disgusting...
Hahahahaha...
"Then you don't take paper when you go to the toilet... What kind of guy do you take?"
"It's very simple. This thing is a must-have item for every household."
"Oh?"
I saw Wu Shaobai pick up a fan casually:
"It's about as long as the fan. Put it in a cloth bag, in the old age, almost one person can't leave the body."
"The fan is so long... put it in a cloth bag... can't leave the body..."
Hou Zhen was a little stunned:
"Why? What's up with the dog in that place? You're going to the toilet to prevent it from attacking you?"
"Of course not, this thing has its own magical purpose!"
"How to use it?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Wu Shaobai picking up a fan in his right hand and swinging a coat in his left:
"Snapped!!!"
"????"
The audience and Hou Zhen were stunned...
Watching Wu Shaobai's actions like a horse and whip, Hou Zhen asked in puzzlement:
"This is……"
"Shit stick!"
"..."
All quiet.
All the audience were dumbfounded and stared straight at the romantic boy with a fan on the stage...
Quiet for a while...
"Ha ha ha ha ha... hoo!!!!".
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"Appreciate~~~~"
"Ugh..."
"Applause!!!!!!!"
Looking at Wu Shaobai with a fan in his hand on the stage, the audience's boos really came one after another.
But there was a smile on his face.
The fun is over.
Hou Zhen also seemed stunned, looking at Wu Shaobai and muttering:
"I've never heard of... hit... shit stick?"
Wu Shaobai nodded:
"Yes, shit stick."
"Hahahahahaha..."
Hearing his partner's answer, Hou Zhen scratched his head and asked a question that everyone had doubts in their hearts.
"This thing... how does it work?"
"Simple, let me explain to you."
As Wu Shaobai said, he suddenly waved to the audience:
"Everyone, if you have something to eat now, put it away first. If you have something to drink, take a sip and pull it down. Otherwise, I'll be here in a while... swoosh~ bang!!"
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