Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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Under Wu Shaobai's speechless eyes, Hou Zhen waved to the audience:
"Everyone, you can see it clearly. The big gangster Guo Degang of the Deyun Society, and the little gangster Wu Shaobai, you can remember it! Stay away!"
"Screw you!"
Wu Shaobai pushed Hou Zhen, the audience kept booing, and Wu Shaobai saw that everything was almost sorted, so he nodded:
"Hey, anyway, I'll tell those sisters. If you don't buy flowers next time... I said just now, don't spend that money. If you really want to buy..."
Saying that, he turned out the only pocket of his white coat:
"Please fill my pockets with cash."
"Applause!!!"
With boos all over the sky, Wu Shaobai's face was full of pride.
Hou Zhen helped him to turn the pocket back again:
"Come on, don't be ashamed, you stinky shameless."
"Hey, hey, don't touch it!"
Wu Shaobai kept dodging:
"Like words! What are you doing with the surname Hou!"
"Hahaha~ woo~~~~"
Seeing that Wu Shaobai, who was as tall as a bamboo pole compared to Hou Zhen, was jumping and jumping on the stage, but Hou Zhen was always holding a pinch, the audience laughed more happily.
Within 2 minutes of being on stage, the stage became lively and lively.
Just like teaching a child to a child, Hou Zhen managed to stuff his pocket back, and then said directly into the microphone:
"I said Wu Shaobai, don't be shameless!..."
Speaking of this, he suddenly froze for a moment, then waved his hand, as if suddenly realized:
"Hey, you, you are still young. Seeing money, you will understand when you reach my age. If I have so many female audiences, what do I still need money for!?"
"Ok?"
Wu Shaobai was stunned for a moment, and assumed a posture of escaping at any time.It looked like Hou Zhen said the next sentence, and he ran away quickly to get rid of the relationship with this person.
"Then what do you want?"
"Hehehe~ Guess!"
Hou Zhen folded his hands in his sleeves and smiled slyly.
Wu Shaobai pointed at Hou Zhen's nose:
"Shame!"
"I am~"
"Hahahaha~Ah~~~Ah~~~~"
The female audience below the stage blushed a lot, and started to coax.
(If you have flowers, remember to give them to me, thank you~).
Chapter 168
From the beginning of the game to the present, the two seem to be hanging now, but they are actually designed by baggage.
The purpose is to not abruptly bring the audience into the relationship between men and women at the beginning.
And Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen put a few burdens in a row, and gradually began to live with the audience's booing.
"Mr. Hou, you have a daughter-in-law, so you can't talk nonsense."
"Hey, she's not here today."
Hearing this, Wu Shaobai flicked his sleeves:
"Then you can't talk nonsense. My aunt is amazing. Have you forgotten what happened when you first met?"
Hou Zhen was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion:
"What's the matter?"
"Just the time you fought a fortune teller!"
"Huh? I got into a fight with the fortune teller?...Why don't I remember."
"Hi, you, remember to eat or not to fight."
Wu Shaobai pointed at Hou Zhen, and then turned his eyes to the bottom of the stage:
"Everyone, you may not know about this, but you must have seen Mr. Hou's daughter-in-law."
The audience was also taken aback.
It was only two days ago that we knew his name was Hou Zhen, his daughter-in-law... We also know each other?
Seeing that many audience members were puzzled, Wu Shaobai raised his head:
"Oh, have you all forgotten? Especially the big brothers. When you pass by the Bada Hutong, have you often seen a big sister with a big waist and a round waist, greeting you at the entrance of the alley..."
As he spoke, his anger sank into his dantian, and there was a rude voice in his throat that did not match his usual gentleness:
"Play for a while!"
The voice is rough, like a burly man.
Hou Zhen quickly waved his hand:
"Go! My daughter-in-law's voice is rough... Then who is playing whom?"
"Pfft...hahahahaha~"
Some of the audience who came were locals in Yanjing, or some people who had lived in Yanjing for a long time.The Eight Great Hutongs in Yanjing was a famous local gathering place for wind and moon places in that year. When they first heard that place, they thought Wu Shaobai said that Hou Zhen's daughter-in-law was a dusty woman.
But with the rough "Let's play for a while 々〃?" and Hou Zhen's words, all of a sudden, a man with a big shoulders and a round waist appeared in everyone's mind holding "self".
It really is what Hou Zhen said.
If this person is really such a character, then it really doesn't know who is playing who.
And many experienced viewers have already pressed their stomachs.
No, these two grandsons on stage are about to start again.
Gotta be on guard.
Otherwise, it's not worth listening to a cross talk and a hernia.
……
"Don't talk nonsense. My aunt is doing well!"
Wu Shaobai pointed at Hou Zhen's nose, and Hou Zhen also nodded quickly:
"That's right, you don't dare to say bad. If you can't say goodbye, you might end up bumping into her, and you'll be out of luck."
"Hahaha~"
In the roar of the audience, Wu Shaobai waved:
"Screw you."
Then, when the audience's laughter died down, Wu Shaobai shook his head:
"Everyone, have you seen it? How bad is this person. But you have to say that even though he is a bad person and has found a daughter-in-law with a rough voice, she is very kind to her."
"Eh, that's what it should be."
Following Hou Zhen's response, Wu Shaobai waved to the audience:
"How good is it? It's so good that the husband and wife quarreled, and my aunt even slapped Hou Ye with a bruised nose and a bruised face, and Hou Ye didn't get angry."
"Ouch... I'm so miserable?"
"That's not."
"No wonder I can't control going out to play with people."
As soon as these words came out, the two people on the stage heard the sound of a folding stool falling to the ground.
Turning his head and looking... The elder brother sitting in the direction of the first row of the gate sat down on the ground, covering his stomach with a complex expression of pain and smile on his face.
The elder brother was sitting on the ground, his chair fell to one side, and he was not annoyed, he pointed at Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen and laughed there hahaha.
"Ouch, big brother. Be careful~"
Wu Shaobai hurriedly mentioned a sentence, and then pointed to the group of Hezi science students standing on the side:
"Hurry up and help big brother. Big brother, don't be afraid, she doesn't play with you."
"Hahahaha~"
The eldest brother who didn't sit still, and all the stunned audience, laughed even happier.
The eldest brother ignored Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen, clutching his stomach and gasping for air.
Then, Wu Shaobai looked at Hou Zhen:
"Mr. Hou, we don't want to talk about this. After a while, my aunt blocked the door, and the eldest brother would definitely not be able to escape."
"Then you still mention it!!!"
Hou Zhen shouted, and then in the roar of laughter from the audience, the two of them were relieved when they saw that the college of Hezi Ke had unfolded the folding stool again, and helped the big brother to sit on it.
"Okay, big brother, please sit tight. Lord Hou, let's not talk about whether to play or not~"
'Also mentioned! ? "
"I won't mention it anymore. I'm just giving an example~ But, everyone, in front of you, I still have to say it. Mr. Hou's family really didn't say anything to his daughter-in-law."
One thumbs up on one side.
Hou Zhen quickly humbled:
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