Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"hahahahahahahahaha……"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa..."
No one would have thought that Mr. Wu's cross talk could keep pace with the times.
The burden he used was not other burdens. It was a famous clip from the movie "Passing Through Your World" starring Deng Chao, Bai Baihe, Yue Yunpeng, Liu Yan and others.
The film was released in September, and it attracted a lot of attention after it was released.
Needless to say about Deng Chao and Bai Baihe, the emotional scene in Yue Yunpeng and Liu Yan was watched as a joke at first, but then Yue Yunpeng chased after Liu Yan, who played "Swallow", and I really cried when I watched it. many people.
It is from this play that Yue Yunpeng's acting skills have been affirmed.
Since its release, the film has grossed more than [-] million yuan at the box office.The clip of Yue Yunpeng chasing Swallow was edited and posted online, which really made many people cry.
It can be said that even if you haven't seen the movie, at least two-thirds of the people at the scene have seen this clip.
At this moment, seeing Wu Shaobai running and shouting Swallow in a funny way, the audience laughed happily.
But Hou Zhen seemed a little confused:
"Wait...you wait...wait!!"
First holding down Wu Shaobai, who was more and more happy as he ran, Hou Zhen said:
"Swallow... Who is it?"
"That Feiyan tricycle."
"Hi~~"
"Hahahahahaha..."
"Anyway, riding a tricycle, I was in a hurry to overtake cars on the sidewalk and run towards the kindergarten. I ran and ran, and suddenly I saw the reason for the traffic jam at the end of the road."
"Oh? What's the reason?"
"Someone is racing!"
"……what?"
"The man had big eyes and was pure white. He was sitting in a seven-handed Xiali and was racing with a man in a hospital gown. He was driving a Xiali, and he was in a wheelchair in the hospital gown. There is a line."
"Written?"
"Nanjing high-speed railway station jumping off the building commemoration."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
"Hahahahahahahahaha..."
"Alas!!!!!!!"
It seems that it is destined that Mr. Wu's new version of "Running With Happiness" will keep pace with the times, and everyone who is shaking with the burden is caught off guard.
All laughed.
After all, no one thought that he could kill Zhang Yunlei.
And Hou Zhen's next words also expressed his heart for them:
"You are not damaged!!!"
But Wu Shaobai ignored him and said to himself:
"Looking at the wheelchair, it makes me angry! Sun Thief! You don't walk on such a wide disabled road, you have to occupy the carriageway to race with others!? Are you dying!"
"Oops ho!"
"The most important thing is that the seven-handed Xia Li can't beat it!"
"Good guy..."
000 "It really pissed me off. While pedaling three wheels, I yelled at the staring boss in the car: Hey, look behind! There's a traffic jam! Can you drive faster!"
"How did that person respond to you?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Shaobai said slowly:
"Too~~~ exciting~~~ exciting~~~ la~~~"
"Hahahahahaha..."
"Wind~~~too~~~big~~~listen~~~no~~~clear~~~~~~"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
Hou Zhen was speechless:
"Come on, it's better for these two to be together?"
"I'm afraid this person is not from the Beggar Gang?"
"Hahahahaha~"
"Okay, my daughter is important, I'll leave it alone. Passing by two people, they rode a tricycle to the kindergarten. I saw a good guy... The entrance to the kindergarten is full of cars, and police cars!"
"what?"
In the whole kindergarten, people were crying for their father and mother. They quickly found the teacher and asked what happened?The teacher looked at me and said: Wu Mingyue is your daughter?Come on, take care of it.Today, on the first day of kindergarten, when your daughter entered the class, she said: "Wow, your parents don't want you anymore."All the kids called the police..."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……".
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In the laughter, Wu Shaobai picked up the handkerchief and wiped the sweat from his head.
In fact, he didn't sweat, just to express his "guilt".
Hou Zhen waved his hand:
"Come on, it's not too many to kill her!"
"Just tell me how bad the children are now~"
"Hahahahahahaha~"
The audience burst into laughter.
But they have to admit that in their impression, the image of Wu Mingyue they met through "Where's Dad?" has always been the kind of obedient and sensible image.
At this moment, Mr. Wu suddenly arranged it like this. A little girl shouted to the whole class, "Mom and Dad don't want you anymore", causing the audience to burst into tears. The image of the bear child who was finally kicked out was the same as that of the little princess of the Wu family. Shadow is so good...
It was so much fun.
After wiping off the sweat, Wu Shaobai said:
"So, all of you just saw the child's surface, how well-behaved and obedient she is... but not as a parent, no one knows how naughty their children are."
"Hahaha~ yeah~"
Hou Zhen's smile is called a happy one.
And Wu Shaobai nodded:
"But do you say that I have lived happily ever after?"
"Oh?"
"Frankly speaking, compared with the first half of my life, I feel very happy."
"Then what do you mean, your first half of your life was unhappy?"
"Hey...Mr. Hou, I have to ask you here, what is happiness?"
"Yo? Is there any explanation for this?"
"Of course there is. Ladies, what is happiness? Happiness is the state of a person's self-satisfaction..."
The two started to live.
……
In fact, frankly speaking, "Running After Happiness" is one of Wu Shaobai's few crosstalk that interprets himself as the protagonist.
But it is understandable that this live audience especially likes it.
Especially some of the stalks in it, such as "draw a circle to curse you", such as "XXX, we are now standing in the happiest place in the world, don't force me to beat you ¨' ah", or "That's not the same. It's not my flower. I just channeled her to bloom." Such words are still some Internet buzzwords and are widely used.
There are too many classic things in this life.
So much so that this work is obviously a work of 09, but now, everyone listens to it and still enjoys it again.
Moreover, Mr. Wu will change the inside for different things every time.
Just like the current version.
Although everyone knows it's fake, it's fun to listen to.
It's Coke.
More than [-] people in the audience, along with Wu Shaobai's description, leaned forward and back together, and never got tired of it.
One trip, more than thirty minutes.
Give enough.
In the end, with Hou Zhen's words "Fuck you", the two bowed and stepped down.
The two ended up, and Li Jing and Feng Zhaoyang took over the two.
Feng Zhaoyang was okay. When Li Jing came on stage, the audience laughed and shouted:
"It's so exciting~~~"
Li Jing, who listened to the cross talk between Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen at the entrance, was also happy, and said vividly:
"The wind is galloping~"
"Hahahahahahaha~"
……
A performance of [-] people.
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