Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"Find a thief."

　　Wu Shaobai was stunned after saying Hou Zhen:

　　"...Why am I looking for a thief? What's the matter?"

　　Wu Shaobai waved his hand:

　　"No."

　　"That is?"

　　Following Hou Zhen's question, Wu Shaobai didn't answer, but said:

　　"Everyone, the train station knows that there are many thieves. When some frequent travelers arrive there, the most valuable things in their pockets, such as wallets, cash, and mobile phones, must be placed where they are closest to themselves. . For example, what kind of chest pocket, privacy interlayer of the bag, or buy a pair of pants with zipper~"

　　"Why are you so angry~"

　　"This is a necessary means, you just say it, right?"

　　"Well, that's it. You have to be a little bit more alert when you get to the train station."

　　"Eh~"

　　Wu Shaobai nodded, then turned to one side, patted Hou Zhen on the shoulder and said to the audience:

　　"But Mr. Hou is different. After arguing with his wife, he always likes to withdraw [-] yuan in cash, and then wear a pair of jeans with shallow pockets. The [-] yuan in cash is not folded in half, and he just stuffs it directly into the very shallow jeans. In the pocket, there is wind when I walk, and the money blows with the wind.”

　　"Don't you just wait for someone to steal it?"

　　Hou Zhen looked a little puzzled.

　　But Wu Shaobai took a deep breath, sank into his dantian, and said word by word:

　　"Yes, but don't forget, you know martial arts. The movements of boxing are as light as flying, as heavy as thunder, shaped like a falcon catching a rabbit, and divine like a cat catching a mouse! Clenching your fists is like a burrito, and your palms are like corrugations. Lie the boots on the left and right, train the legs and make the waist, the fists reach the eyes, the eyes reach the fists, the fists and the eyes meet, the moves are effective. Come to the party! The waist is soft and the legs are alive, the fists and feet dance to the shooting stars! Lift the legs lightly, fall loose, kick the legs and a gust of wind! Really! "

　　"it is good!!"

　　Hou Zhen gave a thumbs up, and the applause and applause from the audience followed one after another.

　　Sure enough, Mr. Wu's voice is really crisp and neat, and if you listen to it for a long time...

　　That's really refreshing! .

Chapter 170

　　Hou Zhen waited for the applause from the audience to subside a little, and then continued to ask:

　　"But you're talking about my majesty when I punch. You didn't say it had anything to do with thieves~"

　　"Why doesn't it matter? As soon as you entered the train station, the thief was staring at you. The thief said... ho, this grandson is really playing lanterns in the toilet..."

　　"how to say?"

　　"Look for shit (die)."

　　"Ouch~...it sounds really dirty."

　　"Nonsense, isn't the thief just doing the dirty work?"

　　“Okay~~~”

　　"it is good!!"

　　The audience applauded in unison, while Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"So, the thief immediately wanted to take money from your pocket. You went up to a combination of horizontal and uppercut punches, and stabbed the king with eight punches..."

　　"Yes... um!? Wait a minute, it's not called Wang Baquan."

　　"That's called?"

　　"Bajiquan."

　　"Hey, yes! It's a set of Bajiquan to greet you. The thief beats no one like that~"

　　"It's miserable."

　　"That's right. Then, the anger you feel at your daughter-in-law's side will be relieved..."

　　"To sum up, I went to find the thief to spread the raft (gas)?"

　　"That's not wrong. I was beaten up and sent to the police station. My anger has also disappeared. When I look at the time... Oh, my daughter-in-law should go to work in Bada Hutong."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　With Wu Shaobai's slowly accelerating rhythm, this work came to an end.And the audience was comfortable listening to Wu Shaobai's big and big passages, but suddenly the burden was pulled out again.

　　A few elder brothers and elder sisters, covering their stomachs, looked at the two people on the stage speechlessly.

　　These two grandsons are so disrespectful that they even attacked!

　　In the audience's laughter, Wu Shaobai continued:

　　"You went home to cook for your daughter-in-law with a comfortable air."

　　"Hey, yes, that's what I call supporting her work."

　　"Then your heart is too big."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Hou Zhen burst out with laughter, and stopped after two laps around the stage.

　　Looking at Wu Shaobai, he asked:

　　"Then what happened to me and the fortune teller?"

　　However, Wu Shaobai's speech speed was getting faster and faster, and he said into the microphone:

　　"You are stupid, you quarrel with your daughter-in-law every day to find the thief to spread the raft. When the thieves at the train station saw you, they all muttered together, "This grandson quarreled with his daughter-in-law again today? In desperation, I had to rely on the tricks and tricks to change my career. I went to the park to do divination and test words to deceive the old men and women. As a result, you were quarreling with your daughter-in-law again one day, and your mouth was broken and bleeding. I ran into it, and I was beaten again. I beat you and cursed at the same time~”

　　"What are you scolding?"

　　"Sun Thief, I met you two days ago, and you scolded me and said that I must have a bloody disaster in the past few days. Didn't expect it?"

　　"What's the matter?"

　　"You forgot to count yourself!"

　　"He also has a share~"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　The audience burst out laughing, and Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen took a step back together after the show finished the "Cowardly Daughter-in-law", which was a bit of a burden, persuasion, fun, and a little bit of persuasion.

　　Bow down to the stage.

　　While the audience laughed and saw the cross talk finished, they didn't hesitate to applaud at all. The cheers all over the sky accompanied by warm applause all rang out.

　　The two went straight down, passed the host's announcement, and then said hard work to Guo Degang and Yu Xuan.

　　Guo Degang patted Wu Shaobai on the shoulder:

　　"good."

　　"Thank you uncle."

　　"Okay, go and rest."

　　Then, amid the cheers of the audience, the two stepped onto the stage step by step.

　　And Wu Shaobai, who was walking out the door in the sound of Meng Xianghui and Lang Chendao's hard work, heard Guo Degang on the stage saying:

　　"There is no big or small on the stage to build a new grave... Teacher Yu, you are still good at teaching your disciples. Hahaha~"

　　"Me? Hahahaha~"

　　Listening to the hearty laughter of the two, Wu Shaobai smiled slightly, came to the door, and turned sideways:

　　"Mr. Hou, please go first."

　　"Walk."

　　Hou Zhen hooked his shoulders, and the two walked out at the same time.

　　……

　　"Xiao Baibai, that's awesome! I'll give you a boo boo~ I'm laughing to death, hehehe."

　　Looking at the information on the phone, Wu Shaobai replied with a smile:

　　"Did you enjoy listening to it?"

　　"It's too much fun. I don't feel like I've heard enough~"

　　"It's alright, it's going to be a long time to come. If you want to hear it, I'll keep telling you."

　　"Hey hey~ I like you the most~ Then you can drink some water and have a rest, I listen to Teacher Yu Teacher Guo's cross talk."

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　　"Ah."

　　Putting down the phone, Wu Shaobai breathed a sigh of relief, raised his cup to moisten his throat, then walked directly to Yue Yunpeng and said:

　　"Let's go, bring water to Master."

　　"Uh-huh!"

　　Yue Yunpeng, who watched Wu Shaobai's crosstalk time cup, quickly got up and walked out with him.

　　While walking, he said with some gossip:

　　"Shaobai, I just heard Shaobing say in the background that He Yunwei drank too much because he went to dinner with a director of Yanjing TV at noon. It was said that someone asked Master to make a movie, and the salary was [-] yuan!"

　　"Uh……"

　　Wu Shaobai was stunned for a moment, and then he understood why He Yunwei was snoring in the background full of alcohol.

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　　Then he smiled slightly:

　　"Okay, I'm not giving you [-] yuan, so what's the fun?"