Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"Second sentence, Second Senior Brother, Master was taken away."
"Hahahaha~"
"The third sentence..."
"Master, we were taken away."
"Hi~ But it's really easy. Then you're looking for..."
"BBK repeater! The outside is covered with skin"
"I haven't heard of it! Where is this person?"
Hearing Hou Zhen's words, Wu Shaobai shook his head:
"No way, Zhao Wenzhuo's wrist is too big, and all the money for the filming crew is paid. However, they are really dedicated~"
"Oh?"
"After the filming, many years later, the monkey in the zoo will still remember the fear of being dominated by the master."
"How do you say that?"
"Everyone, Zhao Wenzhuo, with a shaved head, wearing a Pilu crown, and holding an enamel basin..."
"Hahahahahaha~"
"Is that an enamel bowl? It's called a purple gold bowl."
"It doesn't matter what it is... Sigh. Whenever I think of that scene when I was filming, I can't let go of it for a long time."
"Yo, what's the matter?"
After Hou Zhen asked, he watched Wu Shaobai pretending to touch his water pants, holding a cigarette case in the void, and pinching out a non-existent cigarette from the non-existing cigarette case with his other hand.
"Sigh~~~~~~"
"...Is this about smoking or something?"
Hearing this, Wu Shaobai ignored him and continued:
"Ugh……"
His expression was a little lonely:
"On that day, I remember that Tang Seng, played by Zhao Wenzuo, shouted: Dawei Tianlong! He split Wuzhi Mountain with one palm, and grabbed the head of Sun Wukong with one hand..."
"Oh?"
"Dawei Tianlong! Enchanting! I saw at a glance that you are not human! Say it!"
"Say?"
"Are you escorting the poor monk to the West, or the poor monk sending you to the West!"
"Huh~~~~~~~~~"
"Hahahahahaha~~~~"
"hahahahahahahahaha!!!!"
"Applause!!!!"
"Wah la la la la la..."
Applause, boos, laughter all rang out.
There was chaos in the shocking Chongwen Gymnasium.
Wu Shaobai stood in front of the microphone and continued to smoke there, while Hou Zhen touched his head and looked at the audience:
"Ladies, is there a picture?"
"Have!!!!!"
After the audience answered, Wu Shaobai's "smoke" seemed to be exhausted.
Throwing it on the ground, he sighed:
"Ugh……"
"Hey, what about later? This movie is quite new, why hasn't it been released yet?"
"Fahai is too deep into the play, but there is only one person. He just waited in place, but he didn't get his soul. The monkey who was pressed to the ground broke free from his palm and scratched his face with a crackle. The sand was broken. My brother's repeater shocked the second senior brother who had just been released, and even caught the master out of rabies. He finally escaped. After escaping, I lost 500 million monkey money to Yanjing Zoo and 2700 million to Tang Seng's Plastic surgery money, [-] second senior brother, and Sha Shidi's [-]. The company's buckets for rice, feces stirring sticks, black sheep, and the production team's donkeys all ran away. I am the only one left. The man who carried the pot..."¨"
"Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!"
"Good guy~"
Hou Zhen nodded speechlessly:
"It's so miserable."
"My wife said the same thing..."
As soon as the voice fell, suddenly, the picture of Tong Liya appeared on the screen.
"Hahahahahaha~"
Hou Zhen didn't know what happened, but still asked:
"What did your wife say?"
"She told me gently: I told you not to mess around a long time ago, you don't believe it. Look, now you pay? Hey, it's alright. Come and eat."
"Hey, that's a good woman."
Hearing this, Wu Shaobai ignored him, and continued to talk to himself:
"Then I saw that she took out a small paper bag from her trouser pocket. After opening it, there was some pale green powder inside."
"what?!"
"I said, what are you doing, daughter-in-law? What did you put in it?"
"What did she say about the doctor?"
"My daughter-in-law told me: Husband, this is chicken essence~ I borrowed it from the next door~ Come on, Dalang, try this soup..."
"Huh~~~~~~~~~"
"Hahahahahaha~"
There were two big screens at the scene, one on the left was the stage, and one on the right was Tong Liya, who covered her face and laughed wildly.
She covered her face because she was shy.
Laughing wildly because...
This chicken essence is really fresh.
There was indeed a green powder in Totole's chicken essence. She just bought it two days ago. When she put it in it, it scared Wu Shaobai.
He told the truth. .
Chapter 1591
"Isn't this worth dying for?"
Hou Zhen shook his head speechlessly, while Wu Shaobai also frowned:
"Prodigal daughter-in-law! Ah!? It's unreasonable! I treat you as my daughter-in-law, but you want to murder me? I slap!!!"
"Huh~"
"Hahahahaha..."
The audience burst into laughter when they looked at the speechless Tong Liya in the scene.
"I gave her a big mouth."
"Good guy..."
"I am very depressed!"
Hearing this, Hou Zhen nodded:
"Hey, yes, anyone who leaves this matter will be depressed."
"That's right~ This film company is smashed, and it has lost so much money. When I get home, my daughter-in-law still treats me as Wu Dalang!? Is it still a good day? I've decided!"
"Oh?"
"I'm going to relax and change my mood!"
"Ok!"
"But I can come out of my house, walk on the street, watch the crowds come and go, look up, where is my shelter?~"
"Hey, that's bad enough."
"As the saying goes, the poor can't hook their relatives with ten steel hooks on the street, and the rich can't break up the unrighteous guests and friends with swords, guns and sticks."
"It's an old saying."
"I'm very depressed, eh, just in time, I saw a movie theater next to it."
"Oh~"
"I thought I'd go watch the movie. Although it won't make it into Journey to the West, maybe I can make something else?"
"Oh yes~ Looking for inspiration, maybe a "Golden [Beep] Mei" will come out."
"Hahahahahaha~"
As soon as Hou Zhen's words came out, Wu Shaobai looked at him speechlessly.
The audience laughed, and Hou Zhen was there too.
"You laugh at me!"
"Haha~ who~ no no."
Hearing this very perfunctory answer, Wu Shaobai pointed at his nose:
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