Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"That's called Aolong."

　　"Crab, so big!"

　　"King crab."

　　"You really understand~"

　　Giving a thumbs up to Hou Zhen, Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"After a long walk, I fell in love with it. Shunde people are so nice! Better than anywhere in the country!"

　　"Hey, I don't agree with you."

　　Stopping him, Hou Zhen pointed to the table and said:

　　"This place has its own customs. Our country is so big, you can say that you think Shunde is the best in your heart, but Shunde is not necessarily the best in the country."

　　"No! It's the best!"

　　Wu Shaobai looked resolute.

　　Hou Zhen asked in confusion:

　　"Why?"

　　"People call me pretty when they meet~"

　　"Hi~~~"

　　Hearing this reason, Hou Zhen waved his hand:

　　"This one is really coaxing. It's just a title, just like calling out a handsome guy or a beautiful girl on the street."

　　"I don't care! Shunde is so nice! I'm a pretty boy! Everywhere I go, I'm a pretty boy!"

　　"Okay, it's a beautiful landscape."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　In laughter, Wu Shaobai continued:

　　"After walking around for several days, I found that I have almost grasped the situation here. It can be done, but there is a problem that has not been solved."

　　"What's the problem?"

　　"I don't usually eat fish, so I don't know much about these sea fish..."

　　"Appreciate~~~~~~"

　　As soon as these words were finished, the boos from the audience sounded.

　　good guy...

　　Everyone knows that Mr. Wu loves to eat fish.

　　Now you say you don't like fish?

　　Boo him!

　　Hearing this movement, Hou Zhenyi waved his hand:

　　"Don't stop him, I want to see what he has to say."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Wu Shaobai acted as if he didn't hear it, and continued there in a leisurely manner:

　　"I called my friend and asked how to do it. My friend said it's easy. Can't you just buy a fish and try it?"

　　"Oh yes, you'll know after you taste it."

　　"alright."

　　Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"I also planned to do the same. I found a fish shop. The owner is very good. The meeting is: pretty boy~"

　　"Just love hearing that."

　　"That's~ You are polite, and I am also polite: Hello boss, I want to buy a fish... This, this is not bad.... The boss didn't say anything, he just caught the fish that were still swimming in the water. I got up. I put it in the frame and let me see: Pretty boy, how is it?... When I saw this fish was so beautiful, I nodded: Boss, it's all over, you help me clean it up. I didn't expect it, just this sentence It's a joke."

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　　"Yo? What's the matter?"

　　Watching Wu Shaobai's sudden high-pitched tone, familiar audiences know that this job is almost over.

　　Just listen to him say:

　　"Our northern audiences actually know that when you go to the market to sell fish or something, fish has scales, fishy lines, and internal organs such as gallbladder. If you buy fish, the boss has to clean it up for you. ."

　　"That's right."

　　"But the people on the southern coast grew up eating fish. We don't know any of these sea fish when we go there, but they know that they should be steamed or braised, whatever they want."

　　"Yes."

　　"Furthermore, people in Shunde eat fish in pursuit of umami. The fish must be alive when it comes out of the sea and is processed on the chopping board! If it's dead, people won't eat it."

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　　"Ho~ This is so important~"

　　"I just followed our northern habits and said in my heart that some fish scales, internal organs, etc. should be treated. But the boss was stunned: Pretty boy, clean it up? ... I thought this was no nonsense? Tell me He: Yes, you won't clean up your fish? But after hearing what I said, the boss looked at me a few times, and then nodded: "Okay, I'll clean it up for you!" The fish is in my hand, clap!!!"

　　"This is……"

　　"With a slap, it hit the fish's face."

　　"what?"

　　"The fish was stunned and looked straight at the boss. I was also stunned, why did I say this? But the next sentence the boss said made my nose crooked! Don't bother, just book a ticket and come back and talk about my cross talk! Whoever makes me bother, I won't bother!"

　　Hearing his words, Hou Zhen asked:

　　"What did you say?"

　　"I saw him slap the fish and pointed at the fish's nose: Be obedient when you go to someone's house, do you hear me! You have to protect him to go to the West! Otherwise, he will send you to the West!"

　　"Zhao Wenzhuo...Fuck you~"

　　"Hahahahahahahaha~"

　　In the laughter, Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen bowed back and walked towards the stage.

　　Then Sun Na walked out and greeted her.

　　The comeback begins!force.

Chapter 1593

　　"Thank you, thank you all."

　　Wiping his sweat with the handkerchief on the table, Wu Shaobai nodded his thanks to the audience.

　　Then another audience came over holding flowers.

　　"Mr. Hou, hurry up."

　　As a reminder, the two walked to the stage again.

　　Pick up flowers, pick up gifts.

　　After a delay of less than a minute, he returned to the microphone.

　　"Ladies, what time is it?"

　　Hearing his words, the audience under the stage became a little noisy:

　　"It's past 11!"

　　"8 points!"

　　"7:[-]!"

　　"Say, please go out at 7:[-], okay?"

　　"Hahahahahaha~"

　　"Good guy, tired and silly boy? I said three lives, and it's still 7:[-]?"

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　In the laughter, Wu Shaobai picked up Zero Three Zero's fan and fanned himself.

　　It's going to be really sweaty.

　　Not cold at all.

　　"The name of this work just now is called "You Have to Toss"."

　　"Correct."

　　"A new work by me and Mr. Hou."

　　"Yes."

　　"Actually, if this isn't the tenth anniversary, I'd be reluctant to come up with this one."

　　"why?"

　　"The main reason is that it has not been beaten by a small theater. Strictly speaking, it is not mature. Cross talk is actually a very rigorous language art. You have 8000 people sitting here today. You can speak, but It takes money to buy tickets to come in and listen to us. This is the hard part of this art. Everyone will say, why should we pay to listen to you? This art is difficult, so it has to be studied and pondered. Whether it is the burden, the size, or the plot arrangement of the work, we have to make it perfect little by little, and then push it out to make you laugh, the goal is achieved."

　　Hou Zhen nodded:

　　"That's not true."

　　"As for a new job, from creation to maturity, it takes a relatively long period of time to proceed little by little."

　　"Yes."

　　"To tell you the truth, this work was a draft I made last year, and then I took it out on the first day of the new year, repaired it a little bit, and changed it a little bit, and finally it became what it is today. Yes, that's why you praised me. But as a cross talk actor, there is nothing to do. After the first scene, there is no need to change it. We need to add or change according to the different reactions of the audience. We will change our work and finally reach a maturity level before it will be finalized and presented to you all. Therefore, in the show just now, there may be some immature and not detailed enough. Please, please understand and have average ability. The level is limited, but my blood is sprinkled here, whether it is good or bad, you all have a concern."

　　"Thank you all."