Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"Turn up the spout."

　　"……what?"

　　Tong Liya was stunned for a moment... She looked at the kettle, and then at Guo Degang and Yu Xuan, who were smiling and silent.After thinking about it, he aimed the spout that was originally aimed at Guo Degang at Yu Xuan.

　　"is this correct?"

　　Wu Shaobai rolled his eyes.

　　"Why do you want to treat my master?"

　　"Teacher Yu is the oldest... Didn't you tell me to turn the spout?"

　　"..."

　　Looking at his dazed girlfriend, Wu Shaobai knew that she probably didn't know much about this kind of etiquette.Just as he was about to speak, Guo Degang said:

　　"Xiao Tong, come, let me talk to you... But it's not a picky thing. We don't have outsiders here today. Besides... don't talk about you, does Xiao Meng know? "

　　"Uh……"

　　Meng Xianghui thought about it and shook his head:

　　"Master, I don't know."

　　"Where's Xiao Yue?"

　　"I know, but I also heard from you, Master."

　　Hearing the answers of the two apprentices, Guo Degang picked up the pot and put it beside him, and then pointed the mouth of the pot in a direction where no one was there, and then said to Tong Liya:

　　"Actually, many young people don't pay attention to this anymore. But why do we pay attention to it? Remember what I said just now? In our profession, the rules are bigger than the sky."

　　"Uh-huh."

　　Tong Liya nodded, showing a listening look.

　　"What we pay attention to is that there is no size on the stage, why? Because cross talk involves a lot of jokes, such as playing a joke, which is to beat someone with a fan. For example, ethical jokes, such as who is the father. For example, Shaobai and Hou Zhenhou Teacher, you know what?"

　　"I know, Xiaobai... ah no, Shaobai's uncle."

　　"Yes. Have you heard that "Cowardly Wife"?"

　　"Listen, it's fun."

　　"Then you see, Hou Zhen is his uncle according to reason, but when the two of them are on the stage, the child can point at Hou Zhen's nose and say he is cheap, and make a joke about his uncle's daughter-in-law. It doesn't matter. , Because on stage, they are actors and partners, no matter what their seniority, they must contribute a piece of fun cross talk to the audience. So, this is what we call no size on stage."

　　"Uh-huh."

　　"Then why do you say that there must be rules under the stage, and the rules in the cross talk gate have reached a level that is almost strict? It is because of the particularity of the size of the stage. Many times, people have a habit. For example, Shaobai and Hou Zhen, most of the time on the stage, the children, as jokes, want to take advantage of the pranks. But if you take the habit of the stage over the years, if you bring down the habit of the stage, and there are no rules under the stage, then you should really Something happened, can you understand this?"

　　"Understand."

　　"Hey, so this is called setting rules under the stage. And it is precisely because of these reasons that under the stage, our rules are bigger than anyone else's. This is necessary. In fact, it is quite ironic to say that cross talk originally It's a low-level business, but unfortunately, the rules of this industry are all the rules of the top nine. But there is no way, special occupations create special circles, this is the reason. And why does Shaobai remind you to put the pot Don't rush your mouth at me, or at the teacher? You remember. If you really want to trace it back, there are actually many kinds. For example, there is a saying in folklore that Confucius wanted to worship Laozi as a teacher, but because the mouth of the pot was pierced when serving tea Lao Tzu did not like it, so he failed to become a teacher."

　　"Uh...that far?"

　　Tong Liya was surprised.

　　Guo Degang laughed:

　　"Then you see. Of course, there are several theories. For example, when the spout rushes to people, it can only be done when sending relatives and friends for a long trip. But this kind of statement is very vague and cannot be tested. And the old Yanjing people There is also a saying that it is said that the mouth of the pot is scolding people, just like setting up a tea array. The special action means that people who are directed by the mouth of the pot are not welcome, and they are driven away. However, the most formal statement is from " In the "Dian Rui" chapter of the book "Zhou Li", it uses the mouth to straighten people...that is, the mouth of the jug that holds the wine is suspected of life sacrifice, the life of life and death, the sacrifice of sacrifice, which is very taboo. Things. It's such a saying, and the words of our Heavenly Dynasty pay more attention to a homophony. Hukou, also called Hukou, what is the word for Hukou? Hukou. It's here."

　　He pointed to the link between his thumb and index finger:

　　"What we often say is that the fighting with knives and guns caused the tiger's mouth to crack, that is, there is a wound here. And the tiger's mouth has the meaning of rushing towards people, and it is disrespectful to the guests. So, you understand. ?"

　　"Uh……"

　　Tong Liya recalled Guo Degang's words in her mind... She was amazed and dazed for a while, and finally, she nodded to show her understanding, and said at the same time:

　　"I really increased my knowledge, Mr. Guo. You are really amazing~ Really amazing! It's the first time I've heard of it."

　　"Then you see~! In fact, to be a person and to be an artist, in fact, in the end, what we are fighting for is culture. Therefore, reading and understanding are what we must do. And this, you can actually learn from Shaobai, after all, you see The truth that neither of them knows, but he knows all about it, you and him will study hard, and you will definitely not suffer in the future, understand? Girl."

　　Listening to this, Tong Liya nodded quickly, and then turned around:

　　"Xiao Baibai, you are really amazing~~"

　　"……hey-hey."

　　Wu Shaobai giggled twice, which caused everyone in the room to laugh in unison.

　　(Ten is more sincere, remember to give flowers~).

Chapter 183

　　With this little episode, the atmosphere at the dinner table is not as lively as before.

　　The boss brought the wine, Tong Liya got up immediately and was about to screw the lid, but when she was about to pour the wine, she hesitated abruptly and looked at Guo Degang.

　　"Mr. Guo... This wine is full, right?"

　　"That's right. The wine is full of love. The fuller the wine, the deeper the friendship. But remember not to spill it out. The wine that spills out is for the dead."

　　"Uh-huh."

　　Tong Liya nodded, carefully holding the bottle to fill Yu Xuan a glass, and another glass for herself.Then he took the beer from Meng Hetang and poured it to Guo Degang, and finally it was Yue Yunpeng's turn.

　　But she didn't sit down, but looked at the wine glass... After seeing the acceptable look in Wu Shaobai's eyes, she said:

　　"That...Mr. Yu, Mr. Guo...I...my name is Tong Liya, and I'm Wu Shaobai's girlfriend. Although I've had dinner with Mrs. Guo last time, it's the first time I've met with Mrs. Yu...that...I To the three of you, I'll do it!"

　　"Eh, okay...Ehhh?"

　　Yu Xuan just agreed, but when he heard that the girl was going to do it... hurry up and stop her.

　　But he was a step slower.

　　Tong Liya raised her head with a glass of wine...

　　Two and a half cups, the girl drank it in one sip.

　　Yu Xin stretched out his hand to stop but his face was sluggish, he wiped his mouth and smiled at the three people who looked stupid:

　　"Hehe~"

　　"Ouch, this silly girl~~"

　　Wang Hui quickly pointed to the plate of peanuts on the table:

　　"Hurry up, have some food..."

　　"It's okay, Aunt Wang."

　　Tong Liya's face is not blushing or panting.

　　"This drink will not quench your thirst~"

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　A table of people, except for Meng Xianghui who was a little prepared, everyone including Wu Shaobai twitched the corners of their mouths...

　　Staring blankly at Tong Liya who poured herself another cup...

　　I wondered what else would this girl do...

　　Then I saw Tong Liya holding a wine glass in one hand and holding a wine glass in one hand and said to Xu:

　　"Mr. Yu, I'll give you a toast...々〃..."

　　"Wait a minute..."

　　Yu Xuan was stunned, and glanced at his apprentice who had begun to cover his face... He quickly suppressed Tong Liya's wrist.

　　"Girl girl...Little Tong...Listen to me, don't be so violent...Let's eat and drink, don't get drunk before you start eating. "

　　"It's alright, Teacher Yu. I only feel a little bit when I drink three pounds of white wine. If it's more than four pounds, it's almost the same. Five pounds is the limit, and if you drink it, you'll get drunk..." (This is really not made up, this is I quoted an image of a friend of mine. She is also a girl, and she only drinks one cup at a time. The highest record is that four of us, one woman, and one woman drank ten bottles. We are all stupid, and they have nothing to do)

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　Looking at the silent crowd, Tong Liya grinned:

　　"Hee hee, Teacher Yu, I respect you, let's do it!"

　　head up...

　　The chopsticks Yue Yunpeng looked at almost broke, so scared to death.

　　good guy, girl...

　　I haven't even touched the chopsticks yet... Do you drink half a catty of wine first?

　　Looking at the teacher...

　　Yu Xuan was also stunned... But other girls have even had two drinks, and I haven't had this one yet...

　　At this time, Guo Degang said with a beer mug full of bad water;

　　"Senior brother, you have to do this wine. But in order to prevent Xiao Tong from drinking too much, Xiao Tong, let's have a drink together and be done. Next, let's drink and eat food, so don't come like this. Otherwise, Teacher Yu can't stand it... …”

　　"Pfft..."

　　Wu Shaobai couldn't hold back his laughter, and burst out laughing.

　　Yu Xuan opened his mouth and nodded at last:

　　"Okay. I also said that we could become drinking buddies, but I can see it. And drinking buddies... I'm almost like a child in front of you."

　　After speaking, he took a breath and raised his head...

　　"Okay~~"

　　Guo Degang shouted ok, and Yu Xuan drank a glass of wine with a face full of pain in his throat.

　　And this glass of wine is like the epitome of today's meal.