Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　Laughable little.

　　Seeing that their burden was not ringing, the audience didn't laugh much, knowing that... I still have to follow the instructions of the master, so I continued to say into the microphone:

　　"Actually, there must be a lot of people wondering. According to the truth, as long as my shopkeeper comes back, it's usually the two of us who come to join me. I'm teasing, he's holding it up, and the place is heated up. Why are everyone coming back? Come up today. It's our brothers."

　　"Hey, by the way, please explain it."

　　"Actually, it's very simple. Just now, Shaobai pulled me and said, "Oh Xiaoyue, I'm sorry. Today's opening ceremony, I can't come with you."

　　"why?"

　　"Because... he's afraid of death."

　　Yue Yunpeng suddenly turned to look at Kong Yunlong and threw out a sentence.

　　"Hahaha~"

　　The audience smiled knowingly.

　　Kong Yunlong nodded:

　　"Eh, yes. Just looking at you like this..."

　　"What's the matter?"

　　"In the face..."

　　Kong Yunlong picked up his fan, pointed at Yue Yunpeng and said clearly:

　　"The nose is knotted, the corners of the mouth are downward, the eyes are protruding, the cheekbones are sharp, and the protruding laterally and laterally are the punishments. The forehead is high, which is the mirror of the husband's crown. The eyes are too small, the fierce light is revealed, and the teeth are convex. The teeth are warped and the voice is hoarse. This is the face that is hard to be rounded by a broken mirror. The vertical lines in the heaven are dark and dark, the widow and widow are in a cold heart, Yokogawa's forehead and eyebrows are reversed, and the three husbands die in a hurry. , Yintang's three horizontal stripes are born and die, two husbands and three marriages, the sun and moon corners are three pointed triangles, Kefu divorces and remarrys his husband, Yintang's eyelids are black, and his husband is separated from life and death. Next, this is the fate of the eight defeating stars, the evil moles on the left and right eyebrows, and the husband and wife's official lawsuit to the court! ... With the face of your overcoming, people who are not tough, generally don't dare to stand here."

　　"Quack quack quack quack..."

　　Accompanied by his extremely fluent passage, the audience spontaneously applauded.

　　Seeing the applause, Yue Yunpeng rushed to Kong Yunlong and covered his mouth:

　　"Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up..."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Seeing him hold Kong Yunlong, who is shorter than himself, like a hooligan who bullies the market, the audience couldn't help laughing.

　　The two of them chatted for a while, and then Yue Yunpeng said into the microphone:

　　"Does it sound like a word? Kong Yunlong. My shopkeeper is back. You are still choking on me like this. Be careful, I will pull you to touch the switch to go to the door. Do you believe it?"

　　"Believe is believing, but whether you believe it or not, I can't die even if you die."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"it is good!"

　　"Applause!!!!"

　　"Ah~~~~~~"

　　Amid the applause and roar of the audience, Yue Yunpeng was speechless, but stood up a little.

　　"Actually, there are two reasons to sum it up in one sentence. First, Shaobai hasn't talked about cross talk for a few months... The old audience may have noticed that he hasn't come up with new jobs for the past few months. In the college entrance examination, the shameless person said: Oh, this is a process of life. Oh, I don't care about the champion and so on... Actually..."

　　"What's the matter?"

　　"He was so nervous under the stage that he didn't know how many pairs of shoes he had wet. So, he said that he managed to save up a new job today, but he didn't want the audience to be disappointed by watching him talk about old jokes at the beginning. This is The first point."

　　"What about the second point?"

　　"The second point is that you can actually recognize when you look around. Some of the waiters are our junior brothers and sisters from the Hezi Branch. It's not too long for the junior brothers to come, and you all know the opening paragraph. The main point is that Basic skills are a good way for cross talk actors to hone their skills. He brings new people... a fool like me has more experience. And just now my master told me, Xiaoyue, your program list needs to be adjusted The opening words let the juniors and juniors hone more, and after half a year, I have also prepared a lot of new jobs, but it is not suitable for the opening. To put it bluntly, friends, Shaobai has a sense of responsibility, and I also You have to give the juniors and juniors some opportunities to exercise, so that you can feel the different charms of different cross talk actors. In the future opening, after the adjustment, the two of us will not say anything. Instead, let the juniors and juniors, here, I I really have to say thank you to Shaobai. Without him, Yue Yunpeng would not be where he is today. But at the same time, as a senior brother, he is also more obliged to lead and teach his junior and senior brothers. This is an inheritance from generation to generation..."

　　Speaking of which, the audience can actually see it.

　　Xiaoyue was also a little reluctant and uncomfortable.

　　Unconsciously, recalling the laughter that the two of them brought to everyone in the past six months, the audience spontaneously applauded.

　　It turned out to be like this...

　　Mr. Wu is great.

　　Continuing!

　　Xiao Yue is also good.

　　The sea is inclusive of all rivers.

　　Both are great!

　　"Thank you, thank you for your applause. And the program I chose today is also the first time that Shaobai and I collaborated at the beginning. It's just that the people around me have been replaced by my brother Kong Yunlong. Friends, this year During the time, I have grown, and Shaobai has grown as well. We thank everyone for your support along the way. But in the same way, we will continue to uphold the responsibility of being a teacher and learn from my master and Uncle Yu. The craftsmanship is passed on bit by bit. And standing here, Kong Yunlong and I, our brothers, have reached the end of the old and the new that has not yet arrived! With this mentality, I bring you a traditional show "The Opening Sing" At the same time, standing here, I also want to say a word to Wu Shaobai, who will come to power in a while."

　　"Oh? What is it?"

　　"Shaobai, if you are well, it will be sunny."

　　"Yo?"

　　Kong Yunlong was surprised, and in the surprised eyes of the audience, he asked:

　　"Then what if he's not good..."

　　"It's a bolt from the blue."

　　"Hi!"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　This time, Yue Yunpeng felt the familiar laughter again.

　　and loud applause.

　　……

　　Backstage, following Xiaoyue's look back.

　　Wu Shaobai, who was hidden behind the scenes, gave him two thumbs up.

　　Xiaoyue.

　　Mo Yan has no confidant ahead.

　　Must move forward.

　　When the flowers bloom all over the field,

　　And see.

　　No one in the world knows you. .

Chapter 215

　　"Just because he said cross talk, the table caught his leg~"

　　"I am~ go to you~"

　　Following Kong Yunlong's wave of sleeves, the two of them smiled and took a step back, bowing to the audience.

　　But this time, compared to the embarrassment at the beginning, the audience responded with warm applause.

　　In all honesty, the two of them didn't have much burdens in the opening song. Without Wu Shaobai standing behind the table, the two of them were arguing with each other.

　　Kong Yunlong's rules for giggling are very similar to those of old artists. Usually it's "Well, this is", but often a certain burden just passes a sentence like this, and the audience's laughter is like a sudden beating electrocardiogram, which will reach a height.Then it fell back to flat again.

　　Before, many viewers used to cover their stomachs when they saw Wu Shaobai, why?

　　Is Mr. Wu's cross talk fun?

　　That must be fun.

　　It's just that sometimes when I listen to a game, I get booing, applauding and wild laughter. It sounds like it's like a sport.

　　While the whole body is comfortable, there will also be a trace of fatigue.

　　And...if I encounter some live actors who perform more traditional performances, if they receive the two of them, although the venue is hot, but listening to those traditional live performances, I will feel a little uneasy in my heart.

　　It always feels less exciting than before.

　　It's like a banquet. After the opening, all the dishes are covered at [-]:[-], and you can let you eat happily.

　　As for the people who followed the two-person field, if Guo Degang and Yu Xuan were of this level, it would be like a pot of carefully brewed Buddha Jumping Over the Wall, which would be comfortable inside and out.

　　But if it was an ordinary apprentice, it would be like a pot of ordinary dumpling soup.

　　Drink or not.

　　So, although I feel regretful in my heart, it is like a person who is accustomed to eating delicacies from mountains and seas. Suddenly, the opening side dish is no longer pork knuckle sauce beef pine flower belly or the like, but a cold spinach... Eat this once , The appetite was flushed, but it made everyone look forward to the next food.

　　And now I look back and think... Hey, no, Xiaoyue is right.

　　When he first came to power, he couldn't speak easily, and he also grew up, and Mr. Wu also grew up...

　　This opening job... With these two people, it's really a bit of a cannon to fight mosquitoes.

　　tsk...

　　It's been so long since.

　　Tut tut...

　　……

　　At the backstage entrance, Wu Shaobai, Yu Xuan and Guo Degang who came over at the same time gave them a thumbs up.

　　"Good boy, go back and get busy with your work. It's done and refined, you know?"

　　Hearing Master's words, Yue Yunpeng and Kong Yunlong quickly nodded to show their understanding.

　　Then, looking at Wu Shaobai's giggling appearance, Yue Yunpeng didn't speak... He just opened his hands to hug him.

　　"Come on you."

　　Wu Shaobai laughed and stopped his shoulders:

　　"It's like never seeing each other again. Is it auspicious point~!"

　　"...hehe~"