Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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Wu Shaobai was stunned for a moment, then raised his head and replied:
"Your uncle!! What are you scolding... Your uncle!!"
"Do you have something to do with your master Shi Fukuan?"
"I……"
"Hahaha~"
In Wu Shaobai's speechlessness, Hou Zhen again used his signature saucy appearance of two hands folded into his sleeves.
"Little thief, come, tell me. What's the matter with you looking for my uncle? Or are you scolding the street by name? ... Yo, deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, everyone, look at the old family's family style... tsk tsk..."
"You wait a minute..."
In the audience's laughter, the two of them were just as if they were joking together.
Wu Shaobai stopped Hou Zhen:
"Don't talk nonsense, okay? What happened to our old Yu family?"
Covering Hou Zhen's mouth, he tried his best to push Hou Zhen's chubby body away from the microphone, then waved his hand to make him leave quickly, and said to the microphone:
"I told you that the surname is Hou, our old Yu family's family style is first-class and upright. If you don't believe it, go to Sweep and listen, I, Wu Shaobai, who came out of the old Yu's family style! Wu Shaobai's cross talk! "
"What's the matter?"
"The most extraordinary civilization."
"Huh~"
"Hahaha~~"
"Ah~~~"
"Appreciate~"
Following Wu Shaobai's words, the audience's roars spilled out like they didn't want money.
Not so.
Listen to Mr. Wu's cross talk...
But so civilized.
hahaha~
Amid the laughter of the audience, Hou Zhen picked up the handkerchief and wiped the sweat from his face.
"Yes, according to what you said, isn't the cross talk of our Deyun Club the same?"
"What's the matter?"
Wu Shaobai listened attentively.
Hou Zhen put the handkerchief on the table:
"It's so civilized."
"Hahaha~"
"Hahaha~"
"Hahahahaha~"
Looking at the appearance of the two of them saying dirty words, everyone laughed, leaning back and forth, while Wu Shaobai waved his sleeves:
"¨"Don't talk nonsense, there are no rules at all."
"Don't you say it yourself? Say I don't understand the rules, I'll wait for you to explain it to me, and I'll tell the truth when you hurt me. Blame me?"
Listening to Hou Zhen's words, Wu Shaobai shook his head helplessly:
"Well, you still blame me? Okay, then I'll explain to you what rules are."
As he spoke, he picked up the fan.
"remember."
"You say."
"Rules and rules, what are rules? The sky is square and the earth is round. Without rules, there is no square and circle. The rules and compasses are also used for drawing circles. The rules and rulers are also the way to measure the length. "Historical Records · The Book of Rites says: "Humanity has a wide range of latitudes and longitudes, and rules are inexhaustible. It is lured by benevolence and righteousness, and bound by punishment. "Therefore, the rules, the morality of heaven, earth and human beings."
After the clear words came out, the crowd didn't have time to applaud, and suddenly they saw Hou Zhen gave a thumbs up:
"It's so knowledgeable."
"Pfft...hahahahaha~"
The audience's originally brewing emotions were instantly taken away, and under Wu Shao (Nuo Zhao Zhao) Bai's helpless expression, a group of people roared and cheered.
"No, I'll give you popular science, what are you messing with here?"
"I didn't mess with it. It's the first time I heard this explanation. I feel that I have gained knowledge and praise you."
But Wu Shaobai heard Hou Zhen's words, but his face was full of dissatisfaction:
"You call it a compliment?"
"Don't you call?"
"You're calling it a mix! Do you know? What are the rules? Heaven and earth are perfect. At the same time, each line of business has its own rules. What are the rules of our cross talk? It's to bring happiness to the audience. You swear on the stage. What do the audience like to hear?"
As soon as the words fell, all the audience responded in unison:
"Love listening!!!"
"Look at it~"
Hou Zhen pointed to the bottom of the stage, his face full of pride.
Wu Shaobai looked surprised.
But both of them knew that after talking for so long, they finally got their life in. .
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"Tsk tsk."
Seeing the audience's uniform response to "Love to listen", Wu Shaobai slapped it.
"The quality of today's audience needs to be improved."
"Hahaha~"
"Ah~~~"
"Appreciate~~~"
In the voice of the sky, Wu Shaobai said:
"Actually, all walks of life have their own rules. The so-called layman is watching the fun, and the expert is watching the door. And I want to discuss such a question with you today."
"Oh? Why do you have to discuss this issue?"
Hou Zhen asked.
Wu Shaobai sighed:
"Hey, people say that a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and it is better to travel ten thousand miles than to read ten thousand volumes of books. I think that I have become the champion, but it is better to travel ten thousand miles, and I think there must be some extraordinary people. So, in the most half month after the college entrance examination, didn’t I go on a trip? I gathered together what I saw and heard along the way, and felt that there were a lot of things that I couldn’t figure out, so I wanted to discuss it with you.”
"oh, I see."
Hou Zhen suddenly realized and nodded:
"Okay, it's rare that you, the champion, is so humble, okay, tell me, what happened to you? It touched you so much."
"Actually it's nothing. You all read the news, and you know that I have won the champion. In fact, I don't care if the champion is not the champion. I think it's just an explanation for myself for ten years. Hey, I really won the champion. Still here? Talking about cross talk? What can I do if I don’t get the champion? So I didn’t care if I was the champion. After the college entrance examination, I went directly to Xi’an to play, and it didn’t matter if I could become the champion…”
"Hey, wait, wait. Mr. Wu, wait a minute."
Hou Zhen pressed Wu Shaobai's arm.
Wu Shaobai turned his head:
"What are you doing? What do you want to sign? Hey, didn't I say everything? I don't care about who is the champion or not, and I don't want you to look at me like a champion. I'm just an ordinary person, not a champion at all. …”
"Are you dead!? My dear, you mentioned that you are the champion eleven times in two paragraphs! Don't you care? Do you want to be embarrassed?"
Hou Zhen raised two stubby fingers, provoking a burst of laughter from the audience.
Wu Shaobai was taken aback:
"Have it?"
"Okay, okay, Zhuangyuan, don't mention this, just talk about why you suddenly thought of saying the rules."
"That champion..."
"I beat you, believe it or not."
Hou Zhen threatened, Wu Shaobai shivered, took a step back, and he pointed to where Wu Shaobai was standing:
"Hurry up and tell me the rules! Let me tell you, the champion, I don't care whether there are rules in other industries, but our cross talk industry generally does not have a high degree of education and culture. You are now deceiving your teachers and destroying your ancestors. You have to pat your chest and say that you are Zhuangyuan, I killed you, believe it or not?"
"..."
Wu Shaobai was silent, and stepped back to the microphone step by step amid the suppressed laughter of the audience.
He glanced at Hou Zhen, who was holding a fan as a knife, then looked at the audience, and suddenly pointed in the direction of the end gate:
"Mr. Hou, who do you think is that?"
"Ok?"
Hou Zhen turned his head in confusion.
Then I heard Wu Shaobai approach the microphone quickly:
"Zhuang Yuan!"
"Hahaha~"
"Hi."
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