Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　Hou Zhen put the fan down:

　　"Shut up, that's not it."

　　"Hey hey, anyway, the champion is going to Xi'an. I made a train~"

　　"Hey, finally got in the car."

　　"This car is from Yanjing West to Xi'an. I bought a sleeper. Have you all been on the train? People in the sleeper car rarely lie there directly when they get on the train."

　　"Eh, that's it."

　　"Although the big guys went their separate ways, they got together during this journey anyway, and there was such a short-lived marriage..."

　　"Yeah?...You wait!!...Hi! Wait, wait, wait!"

　　Looking at Wu Shaobai who was about to unbutton his clothes suddenly, the audience who reacted laughed, and Hou Zhen was clutching Wu Shaobai's collar tightly:

　　"Don't take it off!"

　　"Take off!!!"

　　He said don't take it off, and the audience said take it off.

　　"No, no, no!"

　　"Row!!"

　　He said no, and the audience said yes.

　　Wu Shaobai and him were on stage BATTLE, the audience cheered and cheered, and after a while, Hou Zhencai helped him fasten the buttons of his white coat.

　　Among the screams of a group of girls, he pinched his waist:

　　"Wu Shaobai, nothing like you!"

　　Hearing this, Wu Shaobai had a serious smile on his face, but the smell of scum was revealed everywhere:

　　"Mr. Hou, what's wrong?"

　　Hou Zhen was still in shock, pinching his waist with one hand and pointing at Wu Shaobai:

　　"Let me correct you. First, you're on a train, a passenger, not a whore..."

　　"Hahaha~ hoo!!!"

　　"Second, that's called a journey love, not a dew marriage!"

　　"Alas!!!!"

　　"Third, the train is bound for Xi'an, not Amsterdam. You'd better look at your ticket and don't make the wrong train."

　　"...Wow!!!!"

　　Amsterdam is the world-renowned capital of the Netherlands.The X love service there has even achieved a window-like, open and transparent level.

　　It is very famous all over the world and is known as a man's paradise.

　　Hou Zhen suddenly threw out such a place name, everyone was sluggish, and the memories in their minds were accompanied by the surging hormones and tossed for a while, and after a while, the boos from the sky followed Wu Shaobai's gentleman's smile, resounding through the air. in paradise.

　　The people in the waiting room in the backstage smiled knowingly after hearing the movement in the front court.

　　Hi.

　　Shaobai really came back.

　　……

　　In the roar of the audience, Wu Shaobai showed a sudden realization:

　　"Oh, so it looks like this. Hey, Mr. Hou, I heard that my aunt came back from Amsterdam..."

　　"never heard of that!"

　　Hou Zhen spat at him:

　　"Are you doing any damage? Let me tell you, all the reporters who are standing behind now are reporters who want to interview you. You are talking nonsense, and you don't need to be the champion or not. You, go to work in the Eight Great Hutongs."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Looking at Hou Zhen, who was uncharacteristically aggressive and extremely aggressive today, Wu Shaobai said in his heart that he would hang up with you in the audience's laughter, right?

　　Then came the sentence:

　　"Playing with my aunt?"

　　"go!!"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　Whether on the Internet, or at the scene of "Cowardly Daughter-in-law" at that time, the audience collectively burst into laughter. .

Chapter 220

　　Feeling the enthusiasm of the audience, the reporters who stood at the back with some small notebooks in their hands from time to time seemed to be recording something with smiles on their faces, but at the same time there was a hint of surprise in their eyes.

　　Although this cross talk is not over yet, this group of people is really hearing it from the beginning.

　　Originally, in their impression, the cross talk of the national college entrance examination champion may be fun, but at least it should be relatively speaking... how should I put it...

　　Not so vulgar.

　　Maybe it's a preconceived impression.

　　 The champion of the points, at the age of 7, he can memorize the million-character "Theory of Traditional Chinese Medicine", and at the age of 14, he is a talented young man who practices medicine and helps the world. Even if he likes to talk about cross talk, but at the age of 17, whether it is a typhoon or- In other respects.

　　They should all be a little immature, or they should be able to find some shadows of "teaching-textbooks".

　　However, Wu Shaobai's opening paragraph about Yue Yunpeng's story sounded great in their ears.

　　Especially the last blessing.

　　Although there is a bit of a modern poetry style, the rhetoric is quite ancient.

　　It matches the temperament of Mr. Wu.

　　It matches very well.

　　It was amazing enough to see everyone here.

　　Because they have listened to three programs before, as reporters, they naturally have their own standards of measurement in their hearts.

　　Frankly speaking, in terms of language skills, or more professionally speaking, in terms of knowledge and culture, Wu Shaobai's language ability, literary quality, cultural skills, and his humorous but gentlemanly temperament make them feel To the long-lost eyes.

　　This kid is really capable.

　　But with the passage of time... When this cross talk "Rules of the Rules" came to life, the descendant of the Hou family cooperated with him one by one.

　　These reporters suddenly realized that... something was wrong.

　　If you say the first half, Wu Shaobai's words are elegant.

　　So elegant to the extreme.

　　To put it more bluntly, the preceding paragraph is not so much a cross talk, but a testimonial. No matter which stage you are on, even in the Great Hall, you can win bursts of applause.

　　Because everyone can appreciate the character and humanity of this child from these words.

　　But now...

　　Man, what is this.

　　First of all, there are [-] touches, and then there are Bada Hutong, Amsterdam, etc... Is it fun?

　　Of course it's fun.

　　Fun and funny.

　　Whether it is the interaction with the audience, or the use of various burdens, they can make them laugh out loud.

　　There are some special connotations in this crosstalk joke, and some are very straightforward... Yin and Yang complement each other, ascending and descending like a pleasant wind, blowing into their hearts.

　　After listening to it, I decompressed and felt a burst of relief.

　　But the same...if when they bring their identities into working journalists.When I brought Wu Shaobai's identity into the identity of the champion and doctor, I felt a little inappropriate...

　　It's not appropriate to say it's inappropriate.

　　But I think...it should not be so vulgar.

　　It's funny...isn't it a bit too vulgar?

　　Their hearts were full of doubts, but Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen's performances on stage were not delayed at all.

　　"Anyway, I just got in the car."

　　"Are you sure it's Xi'an? Not Amsterdam?"

　　"Can you please stop looking for a rut. As I said, it's Xi'an!"

　　"Okay, then what? What does this have to do with rules?"

　　Hearing Hou Zhen's question, Wu Shaobai shook his head:

　　"I got in the car, put down my luggage, sat on the seat in the aisle and looked out the window, and this train started in Yanjing, and there were many people from Yanjing. Just listen to the two people in the partition next to me chatting."

　　"What are you talking about?"

　　"One is a native of Yanjing, and the other is a native of Xi'an. This local elder brother is teaching that elder brother in Xi'an the rules of our old Yanjing people."

　　"What's up with the science? Tell me."

　　"I'll teach you a lesson."

　　Wu Shaobai said, picking up a fan in his hand.

　　It unfolded with a slap, fanning the wind and looking up at the same time, looking like a mighty arrogance.

　　Many people who came to Yanjing from other places suddenly smiled knowingly after seeing his appearance...

　　Don't say it, it's the truth.

　　In developed cities like Yanjing and Modu, there seems to be a natural asymmetry between the identities of local residents and migrant workers.

　　Locals look down on foreigners, and foreigners also look down on locals.