Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"Bone and ashes!"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　Along with Hou Zhen's self-pitying remarks, after reacting to this "tomb robbery" process, the audience burst into laughter.

　　Mr. Wu... You are bad!

　　Too much damage.

　　Hahaha~.

Chapter 222

　　"You, it's ridiculous."

　　Hou Zhen waved his hands silently:

　　"I'm not that kind of person... To put it bluntly, I was obsessed with this for a while, and it was just a matter of talking and laughing."

　　Hearing this, Wu Shaobai responded:

　　"That's not wrong. But tomb robbers also have tomb robbery rules, right? For example, Ming Qi is called Ming Qi because it is what the deceased brought into the netherworld. But it is not good to call Ming Qi, so it was changed to bright Ming Qi. When the big brothers saw me sitting next to them, they were all stunned, and they covered their treasures: Looking up at the mountain, there is a gold medal on the mountain! The gold medal is followed by the silver medal, and there are incense candles in rows."

　　"Yo? What does this mean? Why did you still read a poem?"

　　"This is not poetry."

　　Wu Shaobai shook his head:

　　"This is called Spring Dian, also known as Jianghu Hai Haiyan. To put it in layman's terms, it is slang. When these people saw me sitting over, I don't know if I wanted to find them to buy bright utensils, or what they said. So, use Come to me in slang. This is also a customary rule in the arena."

　　"Then what does that mean?"

　　"Hey, the meaning is very simple, just let me report."

　　"The newspaper is..."

　　"Introduce yourself."

　　"Hey, I've learned a lot. Do you understand 29?"

　　"That's not right, I'm the champion, how can I not understand?"

　　"...Hey, you're waiting for me here again. Then please explain..."

　　"Actually, it's very complicated to explain. Let's just say that this newspaper has a reputation. To put it bluntly, newspapers are self-reporting, but how to report is an art. You can't go up to others to make you report, you are stupid. One sentence: My surname is Hou. That won't work."

　　"So what?"

　　"Spring Point has its own Spring Point, don't be a mess!"

　　"What do you mean?"

　　"Kongzi means a layman. The so-called chaotic spring means don't speak jargon in front of laymen. People tell you to report, you say your surname is Hou, and when people see it... This is a layman, and you don't understand the rules. There is a huge amount of money, and I won't talk to you!"

　　"Then how to report it?"

　　"That's easy. For example, how should you report the surname Ma? Well, you say, I am a thousand miles away. What do you mean? A horse travels a thousand miles. In this line of characters, the surname is the surname of the surname. In the case of my surname, for example Wu, it was Jiang Dongyingcai who reported it."

　　"What does Jiang Dongying mean?"

　　"During the Three Kingdoms period, Wei, Shu, and Wu divided the world into three parts. The Wu Kingdom occupied the land of Jiangdong, and there were talents everywhere! This is Jiangdong's talents. It means that my surname is Wu."

　　"What did you say after you signed up?"

　　"When people heard it, they immediately cupped their hands: Oh, it turned out to be Mr. Wu. Are you looking for money or asking for directions? I thought to myself that this was to inquire about my origin."

　　"Ok!"

　　"But how can a high-ranking person like me be in the company of Jianghu people, and I don't have any money in my pocket, so I pretend to be a mysterious smile: Hang out! Turn your head after saying that~~ and leave!"

　　"Uh... Hey! What are you and others poor without money?"

　　"How do I know they are tossing this? After leaving the group, I continued to walk forward. After walking through two partitions, I suddenly saw a sister in a high-fork cheongsam leaning on the bed looking at me... Yo? Half leaning on the door?"

　　"Eh? What does that mean?"

　　"That's the rule. Ladies, especially girls. Remember, I know a lot of girls who like beauty and take pictures of themselves, right?"

　　"That's called a selfie."

　　"Yes. Take a selfie, remember it. It doesn't matter what kind of scissors or Bihuaer you use when taking pictures. But there is one posture that you should never use."

　　"Which posture, tell me."

　　"It's the kind I just said, the whole person, standing against the wall, then stand up with one foot, step on the wall and lean against this posture, don't use it."

　　"Why?"

　　"It's very simple. It's called Ban Yimen. In ancient times, the prostitutes in the brothel were called pity people. The brothel was a place where celebrities and nobles gathered, and they played there, and they played romantically. Since ancient times, how many talented and beautiful women The Affair of the Broth is all from the brothel, but nowadays many movie works have confused the meaning of brothel and turned it into a brothel, which is wrong. In brothel, it is romantic and elegant. But it is not the mainstream. In ancient times, if a prostitute wanted to welcome guests, when the house was closed at midnight, the door of the prostitute's house must be half-closed, the scientific name is called the half-closed door. If there are guests inside, The door will not be closed, but the guests have to wait outside. When the guests inside are finished, the prostitute will reappear by the door, and the whole person leans against the door, using this posture. And this, It's called Ban Yimen! So, don't use this posture to lower your status."

　　"Oh? So that's the case, all of you, remember?"

　　Following Hou Zhen's words, the girls under the stage all responded with a clear and crisp voice:

　　"Remember!"

　　At the same time, everyone also knows that with Wu Shaobai's faster and faster speech, this cross talk also came to an end.

　　"I saw this half leaning on the door, and then looked up again... Good guy, there are half curtains on this partition in the whole train."

　　"...Eh. This is a real identity... No, what kind of car did you get in?"

　　"how?"

　　"The tomb robbers are leaning against the door for a while. Are you on a train or a prison car?"

　　"Stop talking about this!"

　　In the audience's smile, Wu Shaobai waved his hand and pointed Hou Zhen:

　　"I'm telling you the rules, you don't care what car I get in!"

　　"Hey... well, that's the same thing. Then you go on... what happened to this woman and you?"

　　"How could it happen? I am the number one scholar! A great talent named on the Golden List! I'm going, I'm going to the brothel too, and I'm going to play with pity people. How can I get mixed up with such a half-hearted woman!? What's more, that woman sees As soon as I opened my mouth, I knew that we were destined to not be the same!"

　　"What's the matter!?"

　　Hou Zhen quickly asked a question, only to hear Wu Shaobai sinking into Dantian:

　　"I saw the woman looking at me up and down, and suddenly grinned. Just when I was surprised, she made a familiar voice."

　　"indeed?"

　　As Dantian lifted up in one breath, Wu Shaobai pressed his head, and a hoarse and rough voice sounded:

　　"Play for a while?"

　　"My daughter-in-law! Fuck you~"

　　Hou Zhen waved his hand, and amid the laughter and cheers of the audience, the two took a step back, bowed, and stepped down!

　　(This original "Rules Theory" is going to kill me. Moreover, this is the longest cross talk so far. Compared with previous creations, although these chapters draw on two or three stalks, they are large in length. The main body of the story in the large paragraphs is all my original, and the writing of the Kawencha material is really desiring to die. And the style has also changed from witty and humorous to... I try to use Wu Shaobai's traditional basic skills of "singing, reading, doing and fighting" as much as possible. "To show the style of the comic dialogue, I also tried to reduce the audience's reaction to make you feel the change in the rhythm of the comic. I don't know if you like it or not, but I have done my best to write it, if there are any shortcomings , you are welcome to correct me, thank you.).

Chapter 223

　　"Master, uncle, hard work."

　　"Not bad."

　　Guo Degang patted Wu Shaobai's shoulder, glanced at Yu Xuan, whose face was full of relief, and said:

　　"Go and rest. Good boy, Lord Hou, you've worked hard."

　　"It's alright, you two have worked hard, please."

　　"Please."

　　Politely stepped aside to send Guo Degang and Yu Xuan to the stage amid cheers, and Wu Shaobai walked towards the exit.

　　After exiting the backstage door, the cheering over there was also a little smaller.

　　Zhang Limin immediately came over and handed the cups of Hou Zhen and Wu Shaobai.

　　Hou Zhen gave it first, Wu Shaobai was giving it now, and then he said in a proper manner:

　　"Master, brother, it's hard work."

　　"Ah."

　　Hou Zhen nodded, and suddenly said to Wu Shaobai while twisting the lid of the cup:

　　"Shaobai, your cross talk... is a bit interesting."

　　"Ok?"

　　Wu Shaobai was stunned for a moment, and asked in confusion:

　　"Mr. Hou, what do you mean?"

　　"Literally... how long has this been alive?"

　　"A week. Almost."

　　"Well, I didn't realize it when I was talking about life just now. In fact, we can fill in some things in such a performance on the stage. But the framework of this "Rules Theory" is not crooked... If you are like this, look back. Look at my grandfather's "Research on Laughter", this kind of comic dialogue, as long as the frame is correct, there are many things that can be added to it. I will make a copy of my grandfather's manuscript for you, and you can study it carefully. I feel A lot can come out.”

　　"??"

　　Wu Shaobai's eyes were full of surprise at this time, looking at Hou Zhen... and asked in confusion:

　　"Mr. Hou, why did you suddenly remember this? Why didn't you bring it to me before?"

　　Hou Zhen smiled and took a sip of the tea that was warm in his mouth but was still icy sweet in his throat. He glanced at Zhang Limin, who was also full of doubts, and then said:

　　"Our previous work is a bit different from this one. To be honest, I didn't find it before... You are actually a good base for talking cross talk. The second brother has a saying that is quite right. Just now, walking a long distance from the gate to here, I suddenly wanted to understand something. If we are fortunate enough to go to some...big formal occasions to perform in the future. "I Want to Fall in Love", "Cowardly Daughter-in-law" and other crosstalks that tend to entertain the public, today's "Rules" can be more elegant. Go back and improve it, we have to save a few for any occasion without showing cowardice Yes, the work of pressing the bottom of the box, what do you say 々〃?"

　　At first glance, there is nothing wrong with these words.