Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Seeing the apprentice answering him with a succinct tongue, Yu Xuan smiled even happier.

　　"Actually that's how it is. Then some people will ask, why do I want to live at Master's house, why do I have to do so much work as a child, so is it that Teacher Yu doesn't do any work at home? It's unfair and so on. , you remember, this is not right."

　　"Oh? Why not?"

　　"The apprentice lives at the master's house, so getting along with the master day and night is the greatest benefit of studying art."

　　"What's the matter?"

　　"Living with Master, he can supervise your practice in the morning, and then he will take you with you during the usual performances, so that you can go to learn, and then at home if you don't understand, Master is responsible for solving your doubts. The benefits. In the past, only disciples who entered the room could live in the master's house. And the so-called entering the room, that's what it said."

　　"Hey, it's not fake."

　　"What about the second?"

　　"Oh? There's a second one."

　　"Yes, what is the second? The second is to work at home or help Master get a teacup, pass a cigarette or something. These seem to be serving Master, but in fact they are honing one's xinxing. ."

　　"Yes, it's just tempering."

　　Yu Xuan seemed to feel the same, and his tone became much calmer.

　　Wu Shaobai easily sensed the change in Master's mood, and knew what he seemed to think of... After turning his head, he added a paragraph:

　　"You think, when I was 16 when I was a teacher, I was in the rebellious period. When I lived in the master's house, the master couldn't spoil me. Why? Because spoiling during the rebellious period is particularly easy to breed a person's arrogance and arrogance. Once there is such a mentality , First, the master is unqualified, because he did not find the correct teaching method, which violates the morality of the teacher. Second, the apprentice is unqualified. When you grow up, you say that your parents are blind to the wrong master, and when you are young, you can't even make art. If you can't do it well, what's the use of worshipping this master?"

　　"..."

　　Yu Xuan was stunned for a moment, and out of the corner of his eyes, he looked at the standing apprentice who was standing with the standard version...

　　While seemingly casually pressing his arm with his hand, he said with a smile:

　　"Hey, everyone, this is my good apprentice."

　　The audience applauded.

　　And Wu Shaobai was reminded by the master. Although he wanted to talk, he stopped the conversation.

　　"So, you can actually see that the relationship between me and Master is like a microcosm of the traditional relationship between master and apprentice in the Celestial Dynasty. Master taught me the ability to settle down and eat enough, and when I get old, I will let Master not wander around without support. Worry. As an apprentice, I respect my teacher. As a master, I respect the Tao. That's the truth. Right? Mr. Donkey."

　　"Yeah... shit!"

　　Unconsciously pinching his waist, Yu Xuan was speechless:

　　"There are people's words in front, why do you talk about me to aphrodisiac in the back? People who know think you learn cross talk with me, people who don't know think you are here to make up for your health."

　　"Pfft...hahahaha~"

　　This time, even Wu Shaobai couldn't help laughing.

　　With a wave of his sleeves, Yu Xuan pushed the apprentice of the laughing field out of the microphone range, and said to his own microphone:

　　"Everyone, you can get this thing once or twice. If you eat too much, it will be too nourishing, and no one can stand it."

　　The audience said that you also mentioned...

　　And Wu Shaobai also silently took two steps and stood in front of the microphone again:

　　"Master, I've seen it too. You, make trouble for yourself..."

　　"Who?"

　　"You... ah, actually, everyone, I was just joking on the stage. This is the effect of the show, in order to bring happiness to you."

　　"Yes."

　　"Privately, I have great respect for my master. Because to me, my master is like a pen cap..."

　　"Oh? The metaphor means..."

　　Many old viewers nodded secretly.

　　Good guy...these two can be counted as living.

　　If we don't get in, we'll be sitting here for half our lives. .

Chapter 238

　　"I am a fountain pen, although I can write splendid mountains and rivers, but if there is no cap, when the ink is dry, it will be blocked in the nib. This pen will be useless. Therefore, in order to keep the fountain pen as it was, it must have a cap... …”

　　The microphone suddenly made a dull bubble sound.

　　"Oh, it's buckled."

　　Hearing Yu Xuan's words, Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"Correct."

　　"Oh...although the last sound didn't sound like the pen poked into it, the metaphor still holds true."

　　"Hey hey hey..."

　　The audience burst into laughter.

　　"For example."

　　"Oh?"

　　"I am a dragon slayer."

　　"Hey, then I have to be the Heavenly Sword, right?"

　　Hearing this, Wu Shaobai shook his head:

　　"No."

　　"That's~"

　　"scabbard."

　　"Hey, wait a minute."

　　"What's the matter?"

　　"Child, here it is, to give you a memory, remember it well."

　　"You say."

　　Wu Shaobai's waist was slightly bent, turning into a listening appearance.

　　Yu Xuan made a single stroke of the painting, and inadvertently threw out a small piece of storytelling that was brilliant:

　　"The prototype of the Dragon Slayer Sword and the Yitian Sword is the black iron epee held by Yang Guo and Yang Daxia in Mr. Jin's novels. The black iron epee is cast separately into a knife and a sword, which are used to collect the soldiers of the hero Guo Jing. The suicide note of Wu Mu, as well as the Jiuyin Zhenjing, which is a must-see in all corners of the world. The sword is the Dragon Saber, and the sword is the Sword of Heaven. The Dragon Saber is fierce and unparalleled, and its murderous aura is heavy, and there is no scabbard in the world. Only the unparalleled hero It can be surrendered. Therefore, this dragon slayer has no sheath."

　　"No sheath?"

　　Wu Shaobai was puzzled.

　　Yu Xuan shook his head:

　　"No."

　　"Oh~ that's a set!"

　　"Hey. No! The Dragon-Slaughtering Sword has no sheath, so it's even less possible to have a sheath. If you don't have a cloth on your back, you might kill yourself."

　　"That's not right."

　　"What's up 々〃?"

　　"Master, then I ask you, you said that Tulongdao and Yitianjian were born of the same mother..."

　　"What kind of metaphor are you talking about?"

　　Yu Xuan's face was full of disgust.

　　Wu Shaobai pointed at the table:

　　"I'm not wrong, the black iron epee is androgynous, and the dragon-slaying sword and the Yitian sword are born."

　　"Hey... Okay, I'm too lazy to correct you."

　　"Then look, the Dragon-Slaughtering Sword is in Xie Xun's hands, and the Yitian Sword is in the hands of Mie Shitai. Mie Shitai sent Zhou Zhiruo to Wudang Mountain to ask for the Yitian Sword that was pledged in the hands of Zhenwu Tianjun Statue after losing to Zhang Zhenzhen. , Zhang Zhenzhen sent Zhang Wuji to get it. It is written in the original book: Zhang Wuji first picked up the dusty long sword, thinking that this thing is the famous Yitian sword in the rivers and lakes? Pick up the sword, Reach out and pull it out... You see, the Yitian Sword has a scabbard, and the Dragon Saber must have something to hold it, right? Otherwise...what?

　　"This... this is not next to each other! That is a treasured sword, how could it be rusted?"

　　Yu Xuan wanted to correct it, but Wu Shaobai waved his hand:

　　"Oh, that's my metaphor anyway. Master, you don't like sheaths, that condoms, condoms, right!? The ones you wear are condoms! Wear condoms!"

　　"Ouch!"

　　When Wu Shaobai's voice was mentioned, Yu Xuan quickly covered his mouth.

　　"Applause!!!!"

　　The audience started booing.

　　Many young girls spat unconsciously.

　　Pooh!

　　Mr. Wu is doing something wrong again!

　　This meat joke is used... it's too embarrassing!

　　Or say a lot of people double standard.

　　Wu Shaobai, a handsome and gentle-looking person, told the dirty jokes, which made people blush and heartbeat. Although he spat, he was careful that his liver was thumping.

　　Shame to death!

　　But if someone looks more vulgar, he would play this kind of joke with Li Kui's appearance, and he would have to call him a hooligan when he arrived there.

　　……

　　"Don't talk nonsense! You've got it right, there's no morphing in this place, you understand, dear."

　　"What's the difference?"

　　"Uh……"