Yu Xuan was stunned, and then said:

  "The difference is huge!"

  "What do you mean?"

  "Okay, don't say that."

  Seeing that Wu Shaobai was still asking, he waved his hand.

  "I'm the one who took you anyway, right? Is that what you mean?"

  "Yes. That's right! If I were a car, eh, Audi didn't slip..."

  "You wait a moment..."

  Yu Xuan quickly pressed his arm, and when Wu Shaobai looked over, he waved his sleeves:

  "Master, you don't know how to drive without a driver's license, so don't show your cowardice, you know? Shame."

  "What's the matter? I'm not wrong, you are driving an Audi. That's your car~"

  "Hey, I really didn't slip... That's called an Audi A6! Understand?! The one I drive is called an Audi A6! You, it's alright, let's just say it, you are a car, so what am I. "¨"

  "Fuel tank!"

  Wu Shaobai spread his hands:

  "For my Mercedes-Benz Audi not slipping away..."

  "Oh drink~ I won't stop you anymore, I won't slip away."

  "You're the fuel tank. When I'm out of fuel, eh, with a fuel gun in my hand..."

  Suddenly, Wu Shaobai made a movement of pinching something in his hand, and then burst out with malicious laughter:

  “HIHIHIHIHIHIHI~ (pronounced as one, HI) poof!!”

  Yu Xuan nodded as if he didn't understand:

  "Oh~ I got stabbed."

  "Uh-huh!"

  Wu Shaobai looked extremely excited, with an expression of impatient waiting on his face, and some viewers had already discovered... the position where Mr. Wu stabbed...why is he acting like that.

  Then as expected...

  "Ok?"

  Yu Xuan looked at Wu Shaobai's suddenly relieved look, and was suddenly stunned.

  Just listening to Wu Shaobai's relaxed look on this face (Nuo Nuo's), he also dubbed a whistle in his mouth:

  "Whoa, whoa, whoa~~"

  "go!!!"

  Yu Xuan pushed him away directly.

  "Which way do you sing "Kiss Goodbye" when you pee! I can't bear to do it!"

  "Hahahaha~"

  "Hahaha~"

  The audience burst into laughter, and Jacky Cheung, who was sitting in the far right corner, was laughing like crazy.

  He leaned back and forth while laughing, while fanning in front of himself...

  For some reason, a picture suddenly appeared in his mind.

  own concert.

  Countless spectators held up glow sticks and swayed to the rhythm of the music.

  Sing for yourself:

  "I kiss you goodbye..."

  Then there is a cross talk next to him and the sentence changes:

  "Which kind of "Kiss Goodbye" do you sing when you pee?!"

  hahaha~

  It's so graphic! .

Chapter 239

  "Master, what are you doing!"

  Wu Shaobai, who was pushed away a few steps, was speechless:

  "I told you about cross talk on the platform, why did I pee? I was talking about singing "Kiss Goodbye"?"

  Yu Xuan didn't know that Jacky Cheung was at the scene, and wondered why he (ZEI) didn't let go of "Kiss Goodbye", and it was the first time for the two of them to do it today.In order to prevent him from being unable to remember, Wu Shaobai just told the skeleton of the story and the necessary burdens to say what to say. From the beginning to the present, this kind of small burdens that do not make a plot are all hanging up by the two of them.

  So he said directly:

  "It's alright, alright, don't deal with it. You sang "Kiss Goodbye" Jacky Cheung, do people know? If you know, you must be slapped."

  "Hahahaha~!"

  Under the stage, Jacky Cheung really couldn't hold back, but this sentence is not a big burden in the strict sense, so the laughter of the audience is not too loud, at most it is a smile.

  But at this moment, his almost drawn laughter did attract a lot of people.

  Yu Xuan also looked over, watching a man wearing a mask and a peaked cap laughing back and forth... In fact, he was also puzzled.

  If Hou Zhen was here, he might throw out a sentence at this time:

  "Brother, what's the matter with you, as for..."

  But he won't, so he just laughs:

  "Look at this happy one."

  "..."

  Wu Shaobai's mouth twitched, and he quickly pulled Yu Xuan.

  "Okay, don't divert your attention. I just wanted to make an analogy with you. To me, you are like the string holding the kite."

  Yu Xuan thought that his words were off topic, and felt a little guilty in his heart. Hearing Wu Shaobai's words, he quickly said:

  "What's the matter?"

  "No matter how high or far I fly, you are always my home here."

  "Hey, so that's the way it is. It's over if you say it a long time ago. It's puff-pock-puff again, and people who don't know think you're going to pee on the table."

  Wu Shaobai breathed a sigh of relief.

  Then he put on a helpless look:

  "Master, I won't take you like this. Today is the first time our father and I have cooperated..."

  When he said this, when he said "Master", the first action was to refer to himself, and then to Yu Xuan.

  Yu Xuan grabbed his hand:

  "It's the other way around!"

  "That should be..."

  "Eh."

  He pointed to himself first:

  "Father."

  Referring to Wu Shaobai:

  "both."

  "Two grandpas?"

  "It's just two grandpas."

  Yu Xuan waved his hand:

  "Okay, why is this child so poor?"

  Hearing this, Wu Shaobai laughed:

  "Haha, I was just teasing you. Haven't you found out yet?"

  "What did I find?"

  "Four homework in cross talk, eat..."

  Before his next sentence "drink" came out, suddenly, a fan was placed around his neck.

  "Drink~ vomit~~~~"

  Wu Shaobai deliberately made a long tone and shrank his neck, as if he was scared back by a sentence.

  "Hahaha~"

  The audience laughed and heard Yu Xuan say:

  "Tell me well. It's okay to talk to Hou Zhen about eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling, cheating, kidnapping, and cheating. If you talk nonsense in front of Master, that's outrageous."

  "Speak and learn to sing!"

  In the eyes of the audience, almost as soon as Yu Xuan's words fell, Wu Shaobai said the correct four homework.

  The two seemed to be very compatible.

  This pair of masters and apprentices...it's so interesting.

  Yu Xuan happily put down the fan, but he still didn't leave his hand:

  "Go ahead and keep your mouth shut."

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