Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"Do you want to make people jealous that you made money? Or when you want to pick up Xiao Tong, let people say that she was packaged by a big money? Or do you want to open an A6 when you go to school and be watched by the whole school?"

　　"...The A6 is a big deal? Master, this is not the 90s, it's 07."

　　"Stop talking nonsense! I've discussed it with your wife, Fox, eh, that's the car."

　　Yu Xuan pointed to a Fox hatchback parked on the road, that round butt was quite pleasing in 07.

　　"That car has a big red one, and it's beautiful."

　　"...Master's eyes, right?"

　　"Well... I think the yellow one looks better, but your mistress said she'll buy you a red or white one..."

　　"I'll buy it myself, Master, I'm really rich..."

　　"Keep your flowers."

　　Yu Xuan didn't ask how much money his apprentice had now, he just laughed:

　　"Young master has already become the champion, and being a master is not allowed to express yourself? ... Saying that your parents didn't reward you with anything? I don't see any movement."

　　"Rewarded."

　　Wu Shaobai nodded casually.

　　Yu Xuan was stunned for a moment, then asked curiously:

　　"What's the reward? I didn't hear it from you."

　　"Hey, after my dad found out that I was talking about friends... he liked Xiao Tong very much, so he gave me the set of villa keys assigned by his unit. My mother gave me three sets of facade rooms, and my grandfather gave me one at the foot of Changbai Mountain. The garden of the mountain ginseng planting base, my grandfather gave a set of retirement villas in Hainan, and other relatives also gave gifts, but most of them are stocks or income from a certain industry... they are not real things. You are still kind to me, seeing that I squeeze the bus every day, you know that you will get me a car..."

　　"..."

　　Yu Xuan twitched the corner of his mouth, looking at his apprentice who didn't care, suddenly slapped his apprentice on the back of the head.

　　"Ouch! Master, what are you doing?"

　　"Prodigal thing!"

　　Looking at the speechless apprentice, Yu Xuan's face was filled with a kind of speechless hatred.

　　"Buy the car yourself! Master is poor! I can't afford you a villa!"

　　"Don't, I don't dislike it."

　　"You still dare to dislike it!?"

　　"Hey hey hey..." Wan.

Chapter 251

　　Yu Xuan's actions were quick.

　　The next morning, the white-collar worker Wu Shao came back with a subject booklet.

　　This year's driver's license test is different from the one in later generations, which is the time to study, and what is the difference in face recognition.

　　If it's relevant, you can get a book by saying hello.

　　You don't even have to go to driving school.

　　But Wu Shaobai is definitely not here.

　　However, he was an old driver in his previous life. When he was in the army, he was a thief who was released by the old liberation, and he had been driving for ten years.

　　Although the traffic rules are a little forgotten, as long as the subjects are passed, the rest of the road test will be handed down.

　　The morning was the most leisurely day in Yu Xuan's house. There were no performances, no interviews with reporters, etc. Bai Huimin took her son for a walk + grocery shopping, and Yu Xuan teased more and more bird cages on the balcony...

　　This time, the balcony of the house he built was very large, but no matter how big the balcony was, it would be filled with a dozen bird cages.

　　Raising birds is a meticulous job, whether it is water, feeding or bathing the birds, he does it himself.

　　At this point, even Wu Shaobai didn't quite believe it.

　　While cleaning up a thrush named "Cui Xi'er" on the balcony, he listened to Meng Xianghui singing the lyrics of Taiping with a jade board in his hand.

　　"Hangzhou! ~Beautiful scenery~Unparalleled in the world~Angang~"

　　"The word "Gai Shi" bites too hard."

　　"Eh, okay."

　　"Hangzhou! ~Beautiful scenery~Unparalleled~?Unparalleled..."

　　"Don't feel guilty, just relax and sing."

　　Wu Shaobai, who was lying on the sofa and watching the regulations, turned his head and glanced at it, and saw Meng Xianghui, who was standing upright among the pots of green plants, continued to sing with his throat hanging, while Yu Xuan smiled and teased Cui who was dodging. Xi'er yawned involuntarily with the appearance of supporting her ears.

　　Tired of reading it, I simply put the book on my head, and my ears were full of the aria: "On the shore of West Lake, the fragrance of green grass in Qihua has four seasons~".

　　Dazedly closed his eyes.

　　The sun is just right now, and the air conditioner is slightly cool.

　　It's summer time.

　　It's also a good time to take a nap.

　　Just when he was sleepy, he heard a sentence:

　　"Senior Brother, Teacher Yu asked if you can eat dumplings at noon?"

　　"Lamb stuffed."

　　After instinctively replying, Meng Xianghui nodded, walked to the kitchen, and said to Yu Xuan, who had already begun to show off:

　　"Mr. Yu, my brother said that they eat mutton stuffing."

　　"Oh, okay, what about you, Xiao Meng? What do you want to eat?"

　　"Brother, if you want to eat mutton, then mutton. I won't pick it~"

　　Meng Xianghui quickly shook his head.

　　Yu Xuan pouted:

　　"Then you can't listen to him."

　　"...Hey, teacher Yu, I think it's right to listen to what my brother said."

　　"Hey, you are following blindly."

　　"No no no. It's not blind..."

　　With that said, Meng Xianghui glanced at Wu Shaobai, who seemed to have fallen asleep, and lowered his voice a little:

　　"You go to see the people of the Hezi Branch, even if they quit, there is no one who doesn't read the master~ We all believe that the master will not cheat us!"

　　"Um……"

　　Hearing this, Yu Xuan did not continue to continue, but just smiled:

　　"Okay, then the mutton... give your aunt a call and let me buy some ground mutton."

　　"Eh, okay."

　　Meng Xianghui hurriedly closed the kitchen door, took out his mobile phone while watching Yu Xuan making the noodles, and called Bai Huimin, just after putting down the phone, he heard Yu Xuan ask:

　　"How many people are there in the Crane Family?"

　　"...less than 60, 53 people."

　　"Going so far?"

　　Yu Xin was a little surprised.

　　"Yeah. Some of them didn't work hard in the assessment, and they were brushed down. Some felt that there was a big gap between listening to cross talk outside and starting to learn by themselves. They felt that the basic skills of penetrating the mouth were too difficult, so they left. Some were personal reasons... but most of them were actually ...how can I say it, I can't stand it."

　　After Meng Xianghui finished speaking, Yu Xuan smiled again:

　　"What about you? After studying for half a year, what are your thoughts?"

　　"This this..."

　　Meng Xianghui scratched his head and suddenly laughed:

　　"Teacher Yu, I said that I didn't accept my brother before, do you believe it?"

　　"Which brother do you disagree with? ... Shaobai?"

　　Yu Xuan's eyes were full of surprise, and he looked at Meng Xianghui with a look like you're crazy.

　　Meng Xianghui nodded;

　　"Yes. When we first met, when Brother Bing was still living here, didn't you praise me for being quick with me in the first few days?

　　"Well, what's the matter?"

　　"At that time, when I was watching my brother's performance, I thought... This thing is quite simple. Write something funny, then turn it into a story, and then put a few paragraphs in the end and talk about it. , as long as the basic skills are solid, there will be no problem..."

　　"and after?"

　　"Maybe the ignorant is fearless. After watching Brother Shi's performances for a long time, I think I can do it... Don't get me wrong, Mr. Yu, it's not because of jealousy, but because you feel that as long as Master lets me on stage, I will definitely be able to follow him. Dude is so good.

　　Until... The day before yesterday, when Brother Shi gave a performance, he called me, Zhang Limin, and Dayan to the stage to greet the audience.Zhang Limin was the first one. When I saw him say hello, my legs trembled... and my mind went blank... Although I used to face an empty venue on the stage when cleaning, I thought countless times how I could amuse the audience in the future. Laugh, how awesome and awesome..."

　　Speaking of this, he swallowed and seemed to recall the scene of that day, but his throat felt a little dry:

　　"But only then did I realize that there are so many pairs of eyes looking at you, although not expressionless, but full of scrutiny... I would really be scared. If it wasn't for Zhang Limin's proofing, how would I even introduce it? I can't even say it myself. Those gossips in my head, the small pieces of baggage, etc., I can't remember it at all... And after stepping down, the few of us were paralyzed at the door of the backcourt. Didn't get up... my legs were weak."

　　"Hehehe~"

　　Yu Xuan smiled a little jokingly:

　　"Now you know that cross talk is not easy to talk about?"

　　"Well, I really understand...Especially after listening to the big work of my brother yesterday afternoon, we were still talking about it when we were eating...I'm really convinced. I'm completely convinced. We went on stage to say hello. It almost jumped out of my throat, but when my master is gone, I am with you, forcibly holding all the audience in the palm of my hand, making them happy, and applauding when they applaud... Really so amazing."

　　"That's why you guys... let's learn. When will you be able to turn the audience's hands into clouds and turn their hands into rain, just like your senior brother, then you can all do it."

　　"What do you say to me?"

　　Suddenly, the kitchen door was opened, and Wu Shaobai walked in in a daze with a cup.