Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"I won't talk about the extras. Just now, the third brother, me, Xiaoyue, the three of us have formulated a rough performance plan for everyone. Let me tell you first~ First of all, my plan is very simple. There are no teams in Tian Paradise. When we were on the stage, we talked very little. Everyone who can go on stage has a fixed partner, and the program time is limited every day, so we can’t make it. But since all the juniors and brothers are here, then I also talked to Uncle Li, the program list. It has to be adjusted. At least one group cross talk a day is guaranteed. And for this cross talk, I, Xiaoyue, and the third brother, the three of us will bring everyone in shifts. Everyone’s burden is almost certain to die, mainly because of some traditions. It's a short paragraph, and this stage may last for three or four months. During this period, on the one hand, we will continue to examine everyone's status on the stage to see who is suitable for teasing, who is suitable for holding, and who is with whom. The temperament is more suitable. On the other hand, it is to make you familiar with the audience. This point, the few people I have called on the stage should know, Zhang Limin..."

　　"Master, I am here."

　　"It's the first time I went to the stage to pick up flowers. I heard that you and Dayan were all paralyzed at the back door after returning?"

　　Hearing his words, Zhang Limin pointed at Meng Xianghui:

　　"That's what Xiao Meng said... I'm stronger than them, brother. All three of them fell down. I had leg cramps when I leaned against the wall and didn't fall down."

　　Wu Shaobai rolled his eyes:

　　"Alright, alright, alright, how much to show your face?"

　　"Hey hey hey..."

　　There was a roar of laughter from the crowd.

　　Wu Shaobai waved his hand:

　　"But the reason why I want to say this is to tell everyone. When facing hundreds of audience members who are looking at you with scrutiny eyes, if you are nervous and your mind goes blank, it will be over. This is a stage accident, to put it bluntly, It just smashed the venue. How serious the consequences are, do you understand?"

　　"Understand!"

　　Hearing everyone's response, Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"Hey, that's what it means. So, including Mr. Hou, the third brother, me, and Xiaoyue, who didn't come today, the four of us are the guarantee for the big guy. Mr. Hou and the third brother have deep kung fu, with Qiu He in their chests, and You guys will definitely have no problem with it............As for the experience of the opening, no matter what kind of wind and waves, Xiaoyue and I are sure to hold the audience firmly in our hands, no problem, right? ?"

　　Seeing Wu Shaobai looking at him, Yue Yunpeng nodded:

　　"I've seen all the storms with you..."

　　"Fuck off, stop saying such nasty things."

　　"Hehehe~"

　　Under Yue Yunpeng's embarrassed scratching his head, Wu Shaobai shrugged:

　　"Look, this is our advantage. In the past few months, although everyone has not said much on stage, as long as you dare to face the audience, then you can proceed to the next stage. The content of the next stage It's also very simple. The partners come to the stage in pairs and say, what to say? Talk about traditional jokes.

　　My request is very simple, I don't ask you to be more unconventional, but when everyone is talking, they should write all the content for me on paper and give it to the gentlemen, such as the uncle, such as my master, such as Mr. Fan, Mr. Li, and Li Uncle wait for these people.Everyone sees it and thinks it will work, so you can go.It doesn't matter if you go up, even if it is the same as reciting the text.

　　And that's what we planned for the show years ago.I know that many people may feel that they have the ability, or that they have been able to talk big things in pairs.However, you have to remember one thing, Guangde Building is the venue of the Deyun Society, not the experimental base. The audience pays money to come in, and they can't make fun of people with their parents' money.

　　So, in the first stage, I don't accept everyone coming to me, let me arrange cross talk, it has to be a little bit, even if you only have one chance to come on stage once a week, you have to give me a steady seat and listen carefully. , Look well, learn well!If you have any opinions on my brother, my captain, you can find someone to mention it, but this is a rule that I set to death, and no one is allowed to give me the idea of ​​using my parents as a test. Listen to it. understand! ? "

　　Some words, from the relaxed at the beginning, to the serious and solemn look at the end.

　　Wu Shaobai expressed his thoughts loud and clear.

　　The audience is the parents of food and clothing.

　　There is no room for deception!

　　"well said."

　　At this moment, Guo Degang's voice rang from the door. .

Chapter 262

　　"Master!"

　　"Master."

　　"Master? Master?"

　　Greeted by a group of people, Wu Shaobai was stunned. Looking at Guo Degang and Yu Xuan who came in, he asked in surprise:

　　"Why are you here?"

　　Guo Degang patted his shoulder with a smile, and complained:

　　"Why is this kid getting taller and taller?"

　　"It's time to catch up with Xie Yan."

　　Xie Jin is [-] meters tall.

　　Hearing Yu Xuan's words, he quickly shook his head:

　　"Brother, don't be like me, being tall is too annoying."

　　"Haha~"

　　Yu Xuan smiled, and after sitting on the chair next to Wu Shaobai with Guo Degang, he said:

　　"All right, all sit down."

　　The disciples took their seats, and then heard Guo Degang say:

　　"When the two of us came here just now, your senior brother was talking about the plan and didn't come in. I have listened to the content of the plan, and there is nothing wrong with it. Although you may sound harsh, you must understand at the same time. What you wear, what you eat in your mouth, and what you wear on your hands are all bought with the money of the audience. If you fool the audience once, the audience will definitely not buy your account next time. We are not mainstream comic actors with iron jobs. This place will not come for a lifetime after the show... We are doing a show, and we don't have enough strength, but we can't hold the audience. So what your brother said is not wrong at all. Since he is the captain of the youth team, then his words will be It's what I said. Whenever he asks you to come on stage, you can come on. If you don't let you come on stage, then it means that you must be flawed in some places."

　　Saying that, he pointed to Xiaoyue:

　　"Your brother Yue was like this back then. What if you don't take the stage? You can only clean the backstage every day, and then practice your basic skills. He has cleaned the ground for two years, and his basic skills are solid, eh, when I met your brother, This is the time to turn into a dragon. So, listen to your brother, I have not seen your brother's shortcomings, but you have a lot of advantages. And the biggest advantage is that a bowl of water can be leveled. Your feelings about this matter should be Deeper than me."

　　Obviously, he was talking about Cao Yunjin.

　　Brother Biao on the side blushed...

　　And Li Dong nodded, looking at Wu Shaobai's eyes full of determination.

　　"Children, the most important thing in crafting is to endure loneliness. Only by enduring loneliness, filling up your ammunition store a little bit, and when the strong wind hits in the future, can you turn into a Kunpeng spreading its wings, instead of being surrounded by The wind blows away. Do you understand?"

　　"Understood, Master."

　　Everyone nodded in unison.

　　Guo Degang just nodded and said to Wu Shaobai:

　　"Okay, young master, go ahead."

　　"I don't really have much to say about the rest. I told everyone about our performance plan, so I'll talk about the first job at the beginning. For the first job, everyone just came on stage. In order to avoid everyone being unfamiliar with the stage, So from the opening day, for a week, all the opening activities are Liu Huo (singing). Uncle Li has agreed to this, and they are all little songs mixed in the basic skills. Guangde Building opened, let's gongs and drums. The sky is also lively. When the time comes, the gentlemen will still be standing in the front row. Let's stand in the back and sing when we need to sing, and don't look at the audience when we don't sing, that's impolite..."

　　After Wu Shaobai said a bunch of requirements, he asked the big guy:

　　"Do you remember?"

　　"remember."

　　Everyone spoke in unison.

　　Wu Shaobai seemed a little unconvinced, and asked again:

　　"Really remember?"

　　"Remember!"

　　The Junior Brothers of the Crane Character Division answered with a higher voice.

　　Wu Shaobai nodded and pointed to Yan Xin:

　　"Da Yan, come here, you have a high voice. I counted you the loudest just now, and repeat what I just said."

　　"..."

　　Yan Xin's mouth twitched.

　　Wu Shaobai shrugged:

　　"Look, this is now hanging. I treat you as an audience. I can say [-] things about this kind of burden without thinking about it."

　　"..."

　　Everyone was speechless, but Wu Shaobai continued:

　　"The reason why I shake the burden is also to tell you. People who have the heart to the sun, the sun is everywhere in life. It's true that you are cross talk actors, but don't forget that art comes from life. What fun things happen in life, others It may be over with a laugh, but you can't. Write down that funny thing, even if it's not a burden.

　　I remember too much, just like my notebook that has been replaced by the fifth one.You can take it out anytime you want.Cross talk speaks with the mouth, but thinks with the brain.Don't think that as long as you follow the instructions of the master, you can become a big horn.On the day when Master has taught you everything that can be taught to you, it means that all the foundations have been laid for you, and it is up to you how you go on the road to becoming a corner.Everyone's life path is different. Today, you are standing in a pile to listen to me. I hope that one day, you can also stand in this position and say what you want to say to those who follow.

　　There are dreams in life, and each is wonderful. Tomorrow will be the first day of everyone’s official cross talk actor. In front of the three elders (including Xie Jin), everything that needs to be said has been said. Finally, I wish you all the best in your future cross talk road. In the face of ups and downs, a horse is flat.A hug to you all. "

　　After he finished speaking, he folded his hands. In the eyes of Guo Degang and Yu Xuan, who were full of smiles on their faces, all the apprentices of the Hezi Branch could not contain their excitement. More than [-] people also folded their fists and folded their hands:

　　"Thank you, brother!"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Seeing this, Guo Degang couldn't help but let out a long laugh. Looking at his apprentices, his heart was filled with pride.

　　With this loyal minister and good general, why worry about the great cause and inaction! ?

　　"Okay, Master, take a break, everyone, let's go to the stage. We'll be on stage tomorrow, and the stage name will be decided today. Let's go~"

　　Guo Degang waved his hand and walked out first.

　　Yu Xuan didn't leave first, but after waiting for everyone else to go out, he looked at Wu Shaobai, who was sitting on the side drinking water, and laughed:

　　"Okay, okay, okay, I can't tell, my apprentice is still a leader."

　　"Master, please stop holding me. It's just a momentary feeling in my heart..."

　　Wu Shaobai sighed.

　　"Oh...I don't know if I can take them well."

　　Hearing this, Yu Xuan smiled and patted his head, his tone was gentle and kind:

　　"It's good to have a clear conscience.".

Chapter 263

　　"Little Four."

　　"Master, I am here."

　　"Come."

　　Guo Degang sat on a table, holding a brush, looking at Cao Yang who came over, and wrote two words on the cardboard.