"Since I'm talking about learning to sing, then I definitely can't sing."

  "Then you want to..."

  "I learn."

  "Oh? Learn what?"

  "Let me learn to sing a song for everyone~"

  "Sing, right? Okay, okay, come."

  Yue Yunpeng said with a smile.

  "Oops, finally caught a humble man."

  Hearing his self-talk, Wu Shaobai didn't answer, just listened to Meng Hexi clearing his throat, and then sang:

  "You~~ hold the egg~~"

  "..."

  Wu Shaobai was stunned for a moment, and he paid attention to the audience from the corner of his eyes. Seeing that many people seemed to think that the word was not sung correctly, but did not respond, he said a sentence directly:

  "Ouch, how painful this is."

  "Ok?"

   Yue Yunpeng and the audience were taken aback at the same time...

  But immediately an aura called Connotation flowed in the venue.

  "Hehe...hehe...hahahaha~"

  More and more audiences who responded unconsciously laughed out loud.

  On the other hand, the girl blushed.

  "Pooh!"

  Taking a sip, they covered their faces and looked at Wu Shaobai on the stage...

  Mr. Wu is talking about meat jokes again!

  Shame to death!

  ……

  "Okay, okay, don't sing. You might pull something out while you sing."

  After driving Meng Hexi away, Wu Shaobai said again:

  "Zhang Helun, come and come."

  "Master, hehehe~"

  "Please start your show."

  Hearing Wu Shaobai's words, Zhang Helun nodded vigorously:

  "Well! Just now, the two of them performed learning and singing. As for me, this time I chose to be funny."

  "What are you kidding?"

  Yue Yunpeng took it.

  "Fuck maggots~"

  "Fuck off!"

  Wu Shaobai stomped on his big crotch.

  Zhang Helun took advantage of the situation to lie down on the ground:

  "Oops~"

  "Hahaha~"

  The audience laughed, and then saw him get up quickly:

  "Look, the audience is happy. My show is over, thank you."

  "..."

  The audience was collectively speechless, while Wu Shaobai sighed faintly.

  "Hezi Branch...the future is not bright!".

Chapter 283

  "Master, Teacher Xie Jin, hurry up, hurry up, come quickly."

  After kicking Zhang Helun, who was "spitting out fragrance", Wu Shaobai hurriedly greeted him.

  Xie Jin walked up again.

  When Xie Jin stood up, Yue Yunpeng said:

  "Master, you have seen the performances of those grandsons just now."

  "Yes, got it."

  "Speaking of learning to sing, teasing maggots, pulling eggs, and the lyrics of Taiping have all come over again. Just one more thing to say."

  "Yes, that's right."

  "Then I'll leave it to you. Today is the first time for our youth team to appear in Guangde Building. These three shameful things have smashed the signboard of Deyun Club. You are old, so you have to pay us for it. Come back. How are you, all right?"

  Hearing Yue Yunpeng's words, Xie Jin smiled and shook his head:

  "Hey, just smash it, it's not your own business anyway."

  "Hey~ you have a really dirty heart."

  Wu Shaobai said something, and Xie Jin waved at him:

  "What!"

  After finishing speaking, he said to the audience:

  "However, what Teacher Yue said just now is indeed true..."

  "Hehehehe~ Teacher Yue~ Hahahaha~"

  Hearing this title, Yue Yunpeng lost her beauty instantly, and kept leaning on Wu Shaobai's shoulder.

  As a result, Wu Shaobai dodged, Yue Yunpeng didn't find a place to borrow his strength, and he staggered in his footsteps, so that he didn't lie on the table, causing the audience to burst into laughter.

  Xie Jin glanced at the two of them, thinking about how to answer this sentence in his mind.

  I thought about it for two seconds... No, I still don't have a clue.

  At this time, Wu Shaobai patted him:

  "Master, you say yours, don't worry about this stuff."

  "……Eh."

  Xie Jin responded and continued to speak to the microphone:

  "When the actors come on stage, they have to show the big guys what we can do. My three grandsons just now..."

  He drew back, and the three people behind immediately assumed a posture of looking up at the sky.

  It's as if you didn't hear it at all.

  He looked as unprofessional as the three little hooligans.

  Xie Jin also understood that he didn't have the ability to fail. He turned his head and continued to say:

  "They've already shown the four lessons that comedians say about learning to sing, to sing, and to sing. Although some people's performances are a bit dirty, they can be considered as an explanation for you all. And I, here for you. Everyone send a tongue twister to clear your ears 々ˇ.”

  Saying that, he looked to the side:

  "Small white."

  "Eh."

  "Have you brought a board?"

  "Did you say that?"

  Wu Shaobai undid the buttons on the side of the coat, and began to dig down his lower body as if he was struggling.

  When Yue Yunpeng saw it, he quickly protected him as he bent over:

  "Oh, oh, what are you planning to pull out?"

  As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Shaobai straightened his waist, and he threw something onto the table.

  "Ban'er, what's wrong?"

  "..."

  "..."

  A few people on the stage were stunned, looking at Wu Shaobai's relaxed expression "Huh, it's finally out", in the audience's laughter, suddenly, Yue Yunpeng gave a thumbs up:

  "Brother, good work!"

  "Hahaha~"

  The audience couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter.

  Wu Shaobai grabbed the bamboo board on the table, tapped a few random points, and asked Xie Jin:

  "Teacher Xie, how do you want to play this board?"

  "It's normal, just a little too fast~ Don't wait for a while, I said it's too fast, your board can't keep up~"

  He said a burden that felt okay...

  The results of it……

  No audience laughs.

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