Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"They're happy, but I'm not happy! No, you have to explain this to me. You say my wife is white... What the hell is going on!"
"Look at you, it's more real, isn't it?"
Wu Shaobai spread his hands:
"Well, actually, if you really want to say it, it's so complicated."
"Han Yi Nai ~ What adjective are you all? Say it! You have to tell me if it's complicated!"
"Do you really want to hear it?"
"nonsense!"
"Can you bear it?"
"Then don't worry about it!"
"……Fine."
Wu Shaobai responded and pointed to the side:
"Mr. Hou's problem of being serious is really not good. You said that this kind of thing will pass as soon as you talk and laugh. He has to let me restore what happened. Why? There is nothing to lose, he has an extra hat for no reason, why do you guys say, hey...々ˇ..."
"That doesn't work either! Dude, I've got another hat? Then I'll have to listen."
Saying that, he showed his arms and rolled up his sleeves, and picked up the fan again:
"Say it! If you don't say it, the moon will destroy you!"
"Pfft...hahahaha~"
When the two elder brothers in the front row heard this, they spit out all the tea before they finished drinking.
Fortunately, there is no one in front of you, otherwise you would really have to spray other people's faces.
Wu Shaobai took a look and suddenly pointed to these two big brothers:
"Two big brothers, you can slow down..."
The two brothers were also very embarrassed, and quickly waved their hands.
But Wu Shaobai said again:
"Brother, I can tell at a glance, this is the first time to come to the scene to listen to cross talk?"
The two of them were also interesting. After hearing this, they nodded and then replied:
"From Baoding."
"Hey, right. I just saw it~ Do you know why I can see that the two of you are here for the first time?"
"why?"
Hou Zhen answered.
Who knew that Wu Shaobai suddenly shook his head proudly...
Suddenly there was another burning pain in the head.
He didn't dare to move too much, but his expression was still too proud:
"Hehe~ Because the old audience never dared to drink water when I was on the court. Because they didn't know what I said to make them squirt!"
"Correct!"
As soon as these words were finished, Wu Shaobai heard someone shouting from the seats in the private room that were lying on the window on the second floor.
But because of the stage lighting, he couldn't see where he was shouting, so he could only nod his head:
"And you have to go to the toilet early."
"What's the reason for this?"
"Because I was afraid to listen to it, I urinated~"
"Oh, co-authoring and listening to your cross talk is also a diuretic? Then you are better than Qianliekang!"
As soon as Hou Zhen said these words, the audience instantly laughed wildly, and at the same time there was a loud applause:
"it is good!!!"
Wu Shaobai silently looked at the cheering audience members in the first row:
"Is this still a good thing? ... Big brother, do you have a long heart? If you listen to my cross talk, if it is really diuretic, you are sitting downstairs. Upstairs, you will be the first to pee..."
"Hahahaha~"
"Applause!!!!"
As he hung up with the audience looking for fun, the laughter was followed by boos everywhere.
Gao Yuanyuan, who was sitting in the box on the second floor, buried his head in his arms, twitching and laughing wildly.
Hearing the boos, she raised her head speechlessly, and looked at the people who were desperately booing Doctor Wu, and naturally joined them:
"Applause!!!"
"Appreciate~~~~~~"
At the same time, she heard the words of her parents.
"This cross talk... can you still say that? This child is not afraid that the audience will not listen to it?"
"Anyway, it sounds interesting to me."
More than just interesting?
It's just so much fun.
Gao Yuanyuan rubbed the corners of his sore eyes and thought secretly.
At this moment, the troubles that had happened to her seemed to disappear without a trace.
With a very happy and happy mood, she instinctively wanted to take a sip from the teacup, but she just pinched the cup and put it down immediately.
No, you can't drink.
In case it accidentally spits out... the audience downstairs is really unlucky.
Have to endure!
……
On the stage, Hou Zhen's tacit understanding as a partner was revealed after an extremely brilliant episode of smashing the audience with him.
In order to prevent Wu Shaobai from being unable to hold back, forcibly returning to life seemed stiff.
He quickly pulled a hand:
"¨"nonsense, nonsense, nonsense! Why do you care so much about other people! I'll ask you! Wu Shaobai! What's the matter with your aunt and you!?"
After getting the frame of life, Wu Shaobai naturally returned to the original performance frame following the frame set up by Hou Zhen.
"Do you remember this?" (OK)
"Isn't this nonsense! Hurry up, what's the matter with you two!"
"Hi~"
Wu Shaobai waved his hand:
"Mr. Hou, don't think about it too much. You went out to take a bath that day, don't I want to ask you a few questions? Who would have thought you weren't at home, I was stunned when I saw that it was my sister-in-law who opened the door. My sister-in-law was stunned when she looked at me... hum~~~ quack quack zizizi zizi zizi... big"
"Eh? What's that sound?"
"Hi~"
Wu Shaobai waved his sleeves and made a gesture as if he was holding a very large object with his five fingers open:
"When the door was opened, my sister-in-law was shaving. The beard was like a steel needle. My sister-in-law was shaving with a blender."
"Huh~~~"
Watching Wu Shaobai learn to shave, Hou Zhen responded with a speechless expression.
"Is this a beard? How is it like a steel bristles!"
"Hahaha~!".
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"Hey, I'm still wrapping myself in it."
Amidst the laughter of the audience, Hou Zhen clapped his hands with regret.
But soon that layer of remorse turned into a threat.
With a fan in his hand, he put it on Wu Shaobai's neck:
"No! Don't change the subject! Hurry up and make it clear to me, why is my daughter-in-law so innocent!"
"Come on, you put this thing down first."
Wu Shaobai quickly pressed his fan and put it back on the table.
"It's actually very simple, everyone knows it, right? My aunt's work unit."
Immediately there was a shout from the audience under the stage.
"Eight Great Alleys!!"
"Yo, expert?"
"go with!"
Hou Zhen pushed him:
"What's the matter!? My daughter-in-law doesn't work there."
But just when the audience thought Wu Shaobai would argue, he suddenly nodded:
"Yes, yes, this is also my mistake. Some old friends and new friends, whether I heard our jokes on the Internet or on the spot, all mistakenly thought that my aunt was working in Bada Hutong... Actually, this is not true. of."
"You are finally willing to clarify."
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