Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　On the day that the form of talk show, cross talk, was invented, it was a business of slaughter.

　　You say the audience, the audience is unhappy, they have the right not to give you money.

　　And you're going to be hungry.

　　If you can be born with the ability to tempt people's hearts, that's fine.But I was afraid to say it.

　　As soon as I said it, the big guy thinks it is too much, then there is no place to fall for food today.

　　So what to do?

　　Very simple.

　　Eh, pull another person up.

　　The same thing, when I say the audience, I mean the same thing as the partner.

　　It is said that the audience may be hungry, but if it is said that the partner, although the partner is suffering, at least the audience is happy to listen, and the reward is more, and they can fill their stomach.

　　And it is precisely because of this demand that the careers of cross talk actors are born.

　　From the most basic "hmm, this is" to the more advanced one, and the more advanced one, and the more advanced one, and the tricks to feed each other, the tongue is like a shield and the tongue is like a sword.

　　The two of them talk cross talk together, and it is impossible for each of them to be in a particularly stable state for a lifetime.

　　Therefore, since ancient times, there has been a debate about whether it is three-pointed and seven-pointed, or three-pointed and seven-pointed.

　　It's the same as the chicken or the egg.

　　Everyone has a good time.

　　The joke is in a good state, that's what it should be.

　　If you are in a bad state, you will be responsible for taking the words back and not smashing them on the ground.

　　These are not unusual.

　　But if I catch up with the time when I'm in good shape...

　　That's all I can say.

　　Guys, you are here.

　　As long as the joke is not a stick, then this cross talk is absolutely wonderful.

　　Wu Shaobai, Hou Zhen's giggling style, always thinks it suits him very well.

　　The meat can speak, the vegetarian can speak.

　　To the small, it is the pools and rivers that can support the bottom.

　　It is said that rivers, lakes and seas cannot be submerged.

　　I have to say that sometimes the fate of the world is so wonderful.

　　As soon as the golden wind and jade dew met, they really won countless people in the world.

　　But the two have been working together for so long, and this is the first time that Hou Zhen has met.

　　Very aggressive.

　　A word out of the mouth is a burden.

　　If the tongue on weekdays is at best an automatic rifle, then he will be transformed into a Gatling.

　　It's the kind of blue fire.

　　Da da da da shot, Wu Shaobai, who was not mentally prepared, was beaten into a sieve.

　　But fortunately at this time, his psychological quality has improved.

　　This work is a cross talk of Wen Mi, and the two have just started their life, bringing out the work of "storytelling" to the audience.

　　Therefore, the deviation is not obvious, and secondly, after realizing that Hou Zhen's state was correct, his mind seemed to be a little hot, and he recalled Master's explanation.

　　"Young master, Hou Ye's clap is quite suitable for you, but it's not good. Sometimes his mouth is very broken, and a sentence or two is fine. If he talks too much, the audience will be easily taken away, and you have to press it. Click it. Bring it directly to the live, let the content constrain him, it must be no problem."

　　Wu Shaobai has always regarded Master's words as the golden rule.

　　So, amid the cheers and boos of the audience, Wu Shaobai cleared his throat and coughed:

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　　"You, I misunderstood. Mr. Hou, eh, calm down first. Listen to me and finish first."

　　He refused to mention the work nature of Hou Zhen's wife, and said directly:

　　"I ask you, does my aunt love me very much in my life?"

　　"Eh, that's it."

　　No matter how good Hou Zhen is, he will not be able to make any waves at this time.I took it in a proper manner.

　　"I went to your house that day, and when my aunt saw that I was here, she didn't shave her beard and her face was radiant, so she immediately greeted me into the house."

　　If it was normal, he would definitely have to learn that rough voice.

　　But not today, waiting for Hou Zhen to ask, "Why are you greeting you to enter the house?", he said directly:

　　"Guide me to tell storytelling."

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　　"Uh, then what? Then how do you know that my daughter-in-law is very white?"

　　"Listen to me. As soon as I entered the room, I greeted me properly: auntie, hello."

　　"Oh~"

　　"My aunt glanced at me and suddenly said: "Dead ghost~"

　　Wu Shaobai described Hou Zhen's daughter-in-law's signature gruff voice appearing.

　　The audience burst into laughter.

　　"Um!?"

　　"I haven't come to you for a while! Where have you been all these days? Did you meet a little goblin who hooked up your soul?"

　　"You wait, you wait..."

　　Hou Zhen hurried to stop, but Wu Shaobai shook his head and said:

　　"Hey, it's not like you don't know, I'm busy..."

　　"okay!!"

　　Hou Zhen covered his mouth and pushed aside:

　　"Are you dead!?"

　　"What are you doing!"

　　Wu Shaobai was speechless, and staggered back to the microphone:

　　"Isn't this chatting!?"

　　"Let's not talk about whether my daughter-in-law's voice needs to be treated by someone, and your family is chatting and calling others dead ghosts?!"

　　"What's wrong with calling you a ghost!? She doesn't call you?"

　　"Nonsense! It's right to call me!"

　　"Damn you?"

　　"Damn you!!"

　　Hou Zhen replied again, and at this moment, Wu Shaobai suddenly picked up the fan on the table and jumped up:

　　"My surnamed Hou is fighting with you!!"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　The audience laughed again.

　　But didn't notice...

　　I don't know when, the initiative returned to Wu Shaobai.Ten thousand.

Chapter 291

　　Wu Shaobai wanted to fight, Hou Zhen wanted to hide.

　　But not really.

　　Just for a moment, a fan fell on the table. Looking at Hou Zhen who had stepped back a few steps, Wu Shaobai said into the microphone:

　　"When you're talking nonsense, there are too many people in the background. If you hit you, you won't be able to run away."

　　"Okay, I didn't see that he was still a social youth."

　　"That's not wrong. It's been a long time since the youth of my society!"

　　Not to be outdone, Wu Shaobai said into the microphone:

　　"Anyway."

　　"Eh."

　　"After the greeting, I'll tell my aunt. I said: aunt, you promised me the draft of "Sui and Tang Dynasties" a few days ago, right?"

　　"Oh? My daughter-in-law speaks Sui and Tang Dynasties?"

　　"That's not."

　　Wu Shaobai nodded heavily.

　　The original style of laughter and cursing was completely transformed to complete Zero Three Three.

　　It was like pressing Hou Zhen neatly in the palm of his hand.

　　"My aunt can not only sing Sui and Tang Dynasties, you think... She has a rough voice!"

　　"Oh yes... There is no woman in the world with a thicker voice than my daughter-in-law."