Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　Hearing his words, Wu Shaobai started rushing towards him.

　　Hou Zhen seemed startled, and quickly took a few steps back.

　　In just a few steps, the two returned to the microphone position.

　　The audience was silent...

　　Everyone was stunned.

　　what is this...

　　Standing in front of the microphone, Wu Shaobai suddenly had a face full of disgust:

　　"Oh...it was Zheng just now, right? This microphone smells of urine. Or you guys are dirty. You don't even brush your teeth when you come out!"

　　"never heard of that!"

　　Hou Zhen waved his hand.

　　"What are you doing? The nose is not the nose, the face is not the face, Wu Shaobai, are you crazy!?"

　　Hou Zhen snorted.

　　And Wu Shaobai waved to the group of audience who were still holding flowers... but they were not moving in or retreating.

　　"Girls, it's alright, let's go back first. If you want to send flowers, you will all go to the back door to wait for me, and then give you room cards one by one, at the Super 8 Hotel next to Dashilar. Bring flowers, let's go. Find a room with a bathtub and have a good time tonight!"

　　"Huh!!! It's rude!!"

　　Hou Zhen pushed him directly, and then waved to the group of girls in the audience who were also dizzy:

　　"Girls, go back and sit down, or you might lose your innocence soon! ... You, come here!"

　　Looking at Wu Shaobai, who was not ashamed but proud, Hou Zhen pulled him over.

　　"¨"Wu Shaobai! You're going to die!? Say anything outside!? Do you still want to do it!?"

　　"What?"

　　Wu Shaobai stretched out his legs, looking at Hou Zhen arrogantly, and asked in a tone full of contempt.

　　Hou Zhen was also stunned by the question, looked at the audience, then looked at himself...

　　"What's your attitude!?"

　　"That's the attitude, what's the matter? ... Really. I warn you!"

　　While slapping the place that Hou Zhen grabbed just now, Wu Shaobai pointed at his nose and said:

　　"A non-mainstream comedian like you, don't touch me, I think you're dirty! You know that? Look at your unlucky face. Your head is like a potato, exactly like that little black fat guy from Deyun Club. It's frustrating!"

　　"Hehehe~"

　　Hearing that Wu Shaobai finally threw off (to Zhao Hao) a serious burden and described Guo Degang as a "little black fat man", the audience finally burst into laughter.

　　In the midst of this laughter, Hou Zhen's face was dull.

　　But Wu Shaobai didn't look at him at all, and continued to wave to the stunned audience:

　　"Oh, it's alright, let's go back. Girls~ I love you~ MUA~ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

　　"Fuck off!"

　　Hou Zhen stepped on Wu Shaobai's waist and kicked him down with one foot.

　　A large footprint appeared on Yuebai's coat.

　　He picked up a fan:

　　"Sun Thief! Today I can see it! Your family has no adults, right? It doesn't matter! Today, your uncle, I will educate you for your family!"

　　Saying that, he is about to hit down with the fan...

　　"slow!!!!"

　　Wu Shaobai, who was lying on the ground, suddenly raised his hand halfway:

　　"Captain!! Don't shoot!! It's me!!!".

Chapter 314

　　"Hahaha~"

　　This famous sketch brought by Chen Peisi that year is one of the best memories in the hearts of countless people.

　　Hearing him suddenly throw a stalk, the audience's laughter resumed.

　　And the group of young ladies and sisters holding flowers saw that both of them had been talking for so long, and they didn't come to pick up the flowers... Although they were puzzled, they still walked back step by step.

　　On the stage.

　　Hou Zhen was also stunned, and then saw Wu Shaobai crawling up from the ground, pushing Hou Zhen to stand in front of the microphone again.

　　To the microphone, he said:

　　"You can't hit me, I'm from the Quxie! Your grandfather and third uncle were also from the Quxie! If you hit me, it's the same as hitting your grandfather! With the surname of Hou, don't you even recognize your ancestors! ?"

　　"I'll beat you to death!"

　　As soon as Hou Zhen heard it, the fan in his hand was about to hit again.

　　"slow!!"

　　Suddenly, Wu Shaobai scolded.

　　Hou Zhen's movements stopped.

　　Just listen to Wu Shaobai say:

　　"Do you know who I am!? I'm an artist!! You dare to beat me!?"

　　Hou Zhen was stunned for a moment... He seemed to be dumbfounded by this question.

　　"you you……"

　　Listening to his stammering words, Wu Shaobai smiled:

　　"Hey hey... Ladies and gentlemen, you look unlucky. It's no wonder that our Qu Xie cannot prosper under the leadership of your Hou family! As far as the virtue of the old Hou family is concerned, once Hou Baolin leaves, let alone the tea being cold, it will even hurt you. There's nothing left!"

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　The audience was silent.

　　His eyes were stunned.

　　Finally, they made it clear...

　　Why did Mr. Wu come up with this set of figures, why today's gentleness changed from the past, and why does he have a disgusting taste...

　　If it weren't for this sentence, they would even think that the appearance of the young man, Mr. Wu, who they knew before, was just pretending.

　　And now it seems...

　　The audience recalled the news that broke out at the beginning of the month, and they were suddenly in their hearts.

　　If Guo Degang's "I Want to Anti-Three Customs" is a satire to justify the helplessness in his heart... Then Mr. Wu... is he going to stand up and speak today! ?

　　What to say?

　　How to act?

　　All of a sudden, the audience's appetite was lifted.

　　……

　　"……what do you mean?"

　　Hou Zhen's eyes were also a little dazed.

　　On the stage, Wu Shaobai suddenly "smiled evilly" and patted Hou Zhen's chest casually:

　　"Monkey smash! Do you know who called me just now?"

　　"Who?"

　　" Humph!"

　　Wu Shaobai snorted heavily, and said to the microphone eloquently:

　　"Tell you! Qu Xie! Cross talk master so-and-so!"

　　When he said this, his voice suddenly became a little sharp, like a chicken being grabbed by the neck.

　　In an instant, the audience understood who he was imitating.

　　And Hou Zhen said as if he didn't hear it:

　　"Huh! It's so-and-so. This name, this title, it sounds like a scumbag... No, Wu Shaobai, what master in your family uses the word so-and-so?"

　　"it is good!!"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　As soon as the audience heard it, they shouted ok, then laughed and laughed. I don't know who started, and a burst of boos rang out.

　　"Appreciate~~~~"

　　And Wu Shaobai's face also faded. At the beginning, the nose is not the nose, and the face is not the appearance of the face. Hearing Hou Zhen's words, Pi Xiaorou said without a smile:

　　"You know shit! This is an honorific title! That's our leader! We have to avoid others' respect! Do you understand? This is still the Hou family! Tsk tsk tsk, oh, no wonder. Even your Hou family's cultural level is also the leader. No, we can make progress together! Do you know?"

　　"Xiaoya that fart! ... Wu Shaobai, I warn you, don't say I don't give you face."

　　Hou Zhen picked up the fan again.

　　Since the last stage accident, the fan has been explained in the show of the father...

　　Now almost all the fans of Deyun Club know that the martial arts show in Guangdelou is not good.

　　Those fans are real guys.