Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"it is good!!!!!"

　　"Applause!!!!"

　　The audience replaced the laughter with applause and the applause with boos. Listening to the two of them throwing their burdens with a stick between them, the applause didn't stop.

　　"Are your artists so worthless?"

　　Hou Zhen asked.

　　Wu Shaobai slapped his chest:

　　"How fresh? Remember, as long as you join our music association, you are an artist! Do you understand? Not only an artist, but also a master! The industry leader! A leader who judges life and death! Do you know? Later, see Come to me, shout respectfully..."

　　"what?"

　　"Master! I, Wu Shaobai, the apprentice of cross talk master so-and-so! Master Wu!"

　　"Ouch, that name sounds really arrogant!...Hey, Wu Shaobai, don't be ashamed of yourself. Do you know what a master is?"

　　"how?"

　　"Masters have both ability and integrity, character, artistic morality, works, ideological realm... these are indispensable!"

　　"Ouch? You know it clearly, then tell me, in this society, besides the cross talk master so-and-so, who else is a master?"

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　　"My grandfather Hou Baolin doesn't count?"

　　"Hey, Hou Baolin's master is fake, who do you think doesn't know about this?"

　　"Pretend?"

　　"How fresh?"

　　"Oh~ hehe..."

　　Hou Zhen imitated Wu Shaobai's unfortunate appearance of smiling but not smiling:

　　"Wu Shaobai, I see you as young, not the same as you. I don't want to talk to you about right and wrong. You have never been beaten, and some people will teach you a lesson for me in the future. Here, I will tell you. You have a reason, you can remember it. This master is not pretending. Grandson! It is pretending!"

　　"Hahaha~ Good! Good!!!!"

　　"Quack quack quack quack..."

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　　"Applause!!!"

　　"Applause!!!!!!!"

　　Hou Zhen's words were greeted with applause.

　　And Wu Shaobai waved his hand:

　　"Whatever you say, anyway, I will stand here today to make a statement. Now is..."

　　The arm was raised again, revealing the large gold watch inside.

　　Hou Zhen glanced at it with disgust on his face:

　　"Oh ho... It's really the style of those grandchildren. It's just a suit... Eh, let me interrupt you, your watch... can't float when you drop it?"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Accompanied by Hou Zhen's ridicule, it was the laughter of the audience.

　　Wu Shaobai shrugged:

　　"I'm too lazy to be poor, tell you, a stinky crosstalker like you in the Deyun Society knows how to be funny every day, one has no educational meaning, and two has no elegant talk, so you know how to be funny every day, I'm really fed up with you... …”

　　"Sun Thief, let's be funny first. If you can't even be funny, it will be too funny."

　　Hou Zhen pressed his hand.

　　"Applause!!!!"

　　"It's alright, alright, stop coaxing!"

　　Wu Shaobai looked at the booing audience, waved quickly, and then...

　　I don't know if it was a coincidence or destiny.

　　The gold watch he bought from the Dashilar handicraft store that fooled out-of-towners accompanied the swing of his arm... The watch chain suddenly broke...

　　The gold watch fell to the ground with a thud, and the parts fell to the ground.

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　"Hahahahaha~".

Chapter 316

　　Hou Zhen and Wu Shaobai were both stunned. This situation has never happened before...

　　But the audience thought it was arranged, and they all burst out laughing.

　　This stage effect is about to explode.

　　And Hou Zhenfu reached his heart and said:

　　"Hey~ They say that a good horse comes with a good saddle. How much of a scumbag do you guys make Biao Ning die and don't want to hang on your wrists?"

　　"never heard of that!"

　　Wu Shaobai quickly pushed Hou Zhen, then quickly picked up the watch, put it in his pocket, and said:

　　"This is an accident! Do you know? Going back to Xiuxiu at night to ask my master to take a bath, it's still worth it!"

　　"Huh!!!!"

　　Heaven on Earth is still a "high-end place" that everyone in Yanjing City tacitly agrees to. Wu Shaobai has already said it, and everyone understands it.

　　"Hahaha~"

Two seven three

　　In the laughter, Wu Shaobai cleared his throat and said into the microphone:

　　"Anyway, just today. Everyone, I officially announce. I want to get rid of my status as a non-mainstream cross talk actor! I officially join the Music Association and become a glorious mainstream cross talk actor!"

　　"Applause!!!!"

　　"Oh~ join forces."

　　As soon as Hou Zhen finished speaking, Wu Shaobai turned his head:

　　"Can you talk! What is co-existence?! That's called holding a group for warmth! You know? Hold a group together to resist the cold current in the cross talk world like you!"

　　"...Are you saying the opposite?"

　　"Bullshit! Didn't you watch these people videotaping! These are all TV station staff. I don't pretend to be weak when I'm on TV. How can I justifiably kill you guys when I look back?"

　　"Huh~~~~ good guy, it's starting to be suffocating!?"

　　After that, Hou Zhen pointed to the audience in the front row of the video:

　　"This part must be recorded, and there must be evidence in the future. The other viewers who didn't listen are being led astray."

　　"Hahaha~ woo~~~~"

　　In the roar of the audience, Wu Shaobai waved his hand casually:

　　"You, too, want to go blind."

　　"What's the matter?"

　　"Think about it, we can even ask the TV station to move, and we're afraid of you? Just a few words in the paragraph I just made can choke you to death. We are professional in this matter, and we don't even need an editor! "

　　"Ah? What are you talking about?"

　　"Simple, let me give you an example. For example, in the paragraph I said just now, only need to add 5 words, and the meaning will be completely changed!"

　　"Which five words?"

　　"Guo Degang. Heart said."

　　Wu Shaobai smiled slightly:

　　"Guo Degang saw that these people were videotaping! I thought that these were all TV station staff. I didn't pretend to be weak when I was on TV. How can I justifiably kill you guys when I look back?"

　　"This……"

　　"Have you seen it? Have you seen it for a long time? This sentence was originally said by me, so what can I do? Hmph, eh, Guo Degang immediately said in his heart when he saw the video of these people! Guo Degang, said in the heart, these 5 words As long as it is added, the meaning will change! Hey, I get angry when I mention Guo Degang! Just that little black fat guy! He has been in Yanjing three times, and he has no teacher. Who allowed him to mess around on our site? Who do you say he can't!?"

　　"Hey, that's not right. That...Mr. Wu Shaobai, a mainstream crosstalk master..."

　　"Hahaha, that's a good name, I like to hear it. Oh, it's not bad. People say that your Hou family doesn't know how to go to work, and you focus on art. I don't see it, it's a good piece of flattery~ Look back and wait. We can kill the Deyun Society. You can go and see the gate of our music association. It is just right! Hou Baolin and Hou Yaowen are both presidents. Come and see the gate! Hey! , when you come, I will get you a stainless steel rice bowl!"

　　"Fuck me!"

　　Hou Zhen pushed him again.

　　But such a burden that looks like Coke, the audience didn't even laugh.

　　On the contrary, there was an unparalleled sense of sadness in my heart.

　　When the Quyi Association was founded, Hou Baolin was one of the founders and served as the second president of the association, while Hou Yaowen was the fifth.

　　It can be said that the contributions made by the Hou family to the development of Quyi can be seen from the history of the two presidents.

　　But now?

　　Hou Yaowen retired due to myocardial infarction... People take tea to cool off.

　　In this generation... Although I knew it was a joke, I heard that Hou Zhen was going to look after the door like a dog... Everyone felt a sense of grief in their hearts...  

　　These people are so special.

　　Through the two people's performance on the stage just now, whether the interview or the attitude of the mainstream cross talk industry, after they have all been clearly analyzed, this group of people is watching Hou Zhen... I really have an inexplicable feeling in my heart.

　　Suddenly, a female audience shouted: