Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　We are a group of non-mainstream comedians, which is true.But anyway, we are also artists.Art is art.Although I don't dare to call myself a gentleman, I learn to be rich in five cars and teach from a high platform, and I compare myself to a scholar.But the humble do not dare to forget to worry about the country, and my generation should also be self-improvement.Inheriting the past and linking the future, taking over the mantle and mantle of the predecessors, and passing on the admonitions of the ancestors.

　　When we were young and applauded, the master told us that in the cross talk industry, we must not fool the audience first, and the audience came to see you just to have a good time.We passed on the happiness to everyone, and everyone who provoked everyone had a laugh. This is first of all qualified.But if anyone can understand anything from our cross talk, that's their business.Our intention is to bring happiness to everyone.The most rare thing in this world is happiness.To be able to do this is extremely difficult.

　　I beg you to hold your hands high, let us go, and let us go to the non-mainstream cross talk in your eyes.We don't have so much educational significance, we just want to bring you the most simple and most beautiful happiness in this world.The big guy came, spent 30 yuan, listened to it all afternoon, and laughed.When you go back home, you can see who is pleasing to the eye, husband and wife quarrel less, parents are more filial, children are happy, and life is better, right?Do you think this is our contribution to the society?

　　But with such a little request, you group of people have to kill us because you don't know whether it's because of a disagreement in ideas or an uneven distribution of the spoils.Is this really appropriate? "

　　Standing on the stage, Hou Zhen asked word by word, in the silent crowd, in a straight line but with the taste of blood. .

Chapter 318

　　"Oh, oh, it's quite cultural... Unfortunately, I don't understand it."

　　"Pfft...hahaha~"

　　Originally, the big guy was still sighing at Hou Zhen's sincere but deafening words on stage, but when he heard Wu Shaobai's words, he burst into laughter again.

　　Hou Zhen nodded:

　　"Okay, if I didn't say it. Anyway, it's what you mean, so you have to mess with us, right?"

　　"That's good! Baby! You're also blaming me. Who made me want to be a mainstream crosstalk actor? Wait a moment, I'll go to my master so-and-so, eh, upload these "Geographic Maps" and other reporting materials up Such a delivery. Huh~~~~"

　　"how?"

　　"Immediately, the whole country shook! Good guy, everyone knows that these guys from Yanjing Deyun Club are traitors! If you drag them, you will have to shoot them [-] times!"

　　"Then you can fire?"

　　"Definitely!"

　　"I can't see fire."

　　"What's the matter?"

　　"Because, if we are gone, the cross talk will be over. I hope you guys in this group of cross talk will talk about the whole life's shackles and nonsense, then it's really over! So, hurry up and save the delay. Stealing chickens and dogs."

　　"How can you talk like this! What does it mean to talk about a cross talk for a lifetime? It's called single-mindedness! Do you understand? The celestial dynasty is so big, there are many places where you can do business and perform acupoints! I will go to Heilongjiang to talk about it today, and I will go to Gansu tomorrow to talk about it. One time, the more you talk, the more proficient you are! Go up and talk for ten minutes, get tens of thousands of dollars and go, you don’t care how many paragraphs I know, I can say, can you?”

　　"No... But I have to correct you. You are not a fooling business."

　　"What should it be called?"

　　"Scam!"

　　"Go to hell!"

　　Wu Shaobai spat at Hou Zhen, then the two took a step back and bowed.

　　It means that this paragraph is over.

　　But they didn't leave. In the applause that gradually sounded from the audience, the two clasped their fists and cupped their hands and bowed respectfully in the face of everyone...

　　The hostile host didn't know when he came up.

　　"Oh!!!.‖!"

　　"it is good!!!!!"

　　"Quack quack quack..."

　　In this way, amid the applause and cheers, Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen stepped forward again:

　　"The elders in the country can tolerate me, and don't make money in the world. Student Wu Shaobai, and Hou Zhen, the eldest son and eldest grandson of the Hou family, thank my parents for food and clothing, and thank you for your constant support!"

　　"Thank you all!!!"

　　The cheers and applause of the audience increased.

　　But this time, Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen, who were separated from their characters, bowed for nearly half a minute.

　　Within half a minute, the applause and cheers did not stop.

　　And at this time...the crowd suddenly discovered that Hou Zhen was touching his face...

　　Did Hou Zhen cry?

　　"Mr. Hou, we support you!!!"

　　"Come on, Mr. Hou!!"

　　"Mr. Hou, I love you!!!"

　　The encouragement from the audience shouted out from the heart in the applause.

　　Wu Shaobai stood up first and patted Hou Zhen on the back.

　　After helping him up, he turned around and left the stage.

　　He knew, and the audience knew why Hou Zhen was crying.

　　Not popular with that group.

　　Not because of being moved.

　　The reason for his crying is simple.

　　not worth.

　　It's not worth it for your grandfather and third uncle.

　　The efforts of the two generations of the Hou family were once destroyed.

　　And the reason why the audience applauded, and the reason why they shouted their support, is also very simple.

　　Just like what Hou Zhen said on stage.

　　Don't worry about what those idiots are doing, let's listen to you talk about cross talk, you gave us happiness.

　　This ticket...

　　value!

　　Mr. Hou was in tears.

　　We use the means that can best represent our support for you and restore it!

　　……

　　"Uncle, sir, it's hard work."

　　Holding Hou Zhen, who couldn't stop crying, Wu Shaobai hurriedly greeted him.

　　Xu Deliang, who was still complaining at first, saw Hou Zhen's appearance... Finally, he sighed, shook his head, and walked out with Wang Wenlin.

　　Hou Zhen cried, and Wu Shaobai stayed with him.

　　After waiting until the front desk started talking, Hou Zhen calmed down his emotions. He took the tissue from Zhang Helun and wiped his tears. The first sentence was:

　　"Shaobai, I'm sorry."

　　He knew that this job... he personally called Wu Shaobai and asked him to do it.

　　It can be said that in Wu Shaobai's work, he pretended to be a clown forcibly, in order to achieve him.

　　He can foresee that when this joke appears on the Internet, maybe he and Wu Shaobai will become the second thorn in the eyes of others after Guo Degang.

　　However, after he said this, Wu Shaobai immediately agreed.

　　Didn't knock at all.

　　And these days, because of waiting for this work, Hou Zhen has always had a fire in his heart.

　　Now, after scolding this group of people on stage, the fire in my heart came out and my mind calmed down.In its place is a sense of guilt...

　　In the end... Wu Shaobai was involved.

　　But hearing his words, Wu Shaobai smiled and shook his head:

　　"¨"Mr. Hou, this is just polite. It's just a meeting, saying... If they really dare to stumble me, I guess if they say no... it's really gone. It's not in the way. "

　　"……Ugh."

　　Hou Zhen let out a long sigh.

　　Wu Shaobai took the cup handed by Zhang Helun, unscrewed it for Hou Zhen and handed it over.

　　Then I heard Zhang Helun say:

　　"Senior Brother, Master and Uncle are looking for you... If you get off the stage, give them a call..."

　　"Don't fight."

　　Hou Zhen waved his hand, then stood up directly.

　　"I made this up, let me tell you."

　　Then go backstage.

　　Wu Shaobai didn't follow (to Zhao Zhao), but just held the cup in a daze.

　　Seeing this, Zhang Helun sat next to him and asked in a low voice:

　　"Senior brother, after this section goes out...you really have to be careful."

　　"Huh~"

　　Wu Shaobai smiled slightly.

　　"Okay, don't worry about these things. Live it up well, and strive for an early appearance on the stage in a down-to-earth manner. These matters have nothing to do with you, and tell everyone to shut up. Who dares to say more to the media, don't even think about appearing on stage within half a year. ,do you know?"

　　"...Understood. Several people were listening to you here just now...I explained it to the big guy on purpose."

　　"That's fine."

　　After all, he got up and walked.

　　Zhang Helun followed behind... Looking at his back, his mouth moved...

　　"Master."

　　"Ok?"

　　When Wu Shaobai turned his head, he saw him sticking out a thumb: